How do I unironically get started in acting?

How do I unironically get started in acting?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop saying the N word out loud but think it like ten times as much since it'll keep you safe and alive and one of the most important parts of being an actor is being alive

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    step 1: learn how to give a really really good blowjob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    create stuff, practice acting and monologues.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just do it. Get experience, build a channel. Other people will hire you or collab. You could check the boxes that Hollywood wants (like get an agent, go to school) but it's a rigged game.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to open auditions

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who's that guy and why do people post this picture all the time?
    sorry for my autism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      parallel timeline picture where cars run on milk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "GRAMMARBlack folk could be here" he thought, "I`ve never been in this blog before. There could be GRAMMARBlack folk anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his muscular chest. "I HATE GRAMMARBlack folk" he thought. "Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Chinese, Shocks Patrons and Staff" reverberated his entire room, making it pulsate even as the 100$ Matt vs Japan Pitch accent course circulated through his powerful thick synapses and washed away his (merited) fear of kanjis after dark. "With an Anki Deck, you can learn whatever you want." he thought to himself out loud.

        The /lang/ version

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take the vax

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at those milk prices God damn

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God damn that is one stone cold motherfricker. The pasta really undersells the innate coolness of this individual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy was playing at a venue in Portland. I accidently took his parkin space and he was like "WTF dude that's my spot!" And I said "Oh sorry" and moved. He then said "Thanks Ill get you an autograph after the show" I was like huh? True story

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with a car, you can go anywhere

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have sex, literally

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are asking in the wrong place. You really think the denizens of this life-failure hellhole know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We have several eminent television and film personalities posting here
      >the goose
      >shatner
      >the guy who says Black person in the wire
      >Mel Gibson
      >Dan Schneider
      >thechamcham aka Brendan Fraser
      >Tom hardy
      >Aidan gillen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee you none of those people actually post here. Shatner namedropping Cinemaphile for twitter street cred does not an anon make.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brendan Fraser only posted on some random forum but never on Cinemaphile as far as is known

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was imdb I think. And that's only conjecture.
          Also what's the story on Goggins posting here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re lost if you think there are literally no celebrities in the history of ever to visit le secred club xD

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go visit Harvey Weinstein Silence of the Lambs style

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    live near LA?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be the son or daughter of a rich person

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look for auctions at community theaters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me i meant auditions

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to Hollywood's gay clubs
    >Grind the dick roulette until you find some executive or a caster
    >Profit

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