1. you should wait about 30 minutes after eating foot or drinking anything acidic before brushing your teeth
2. you shouldn't eat immediately after brushing your teeth because the toothpaste makes your enamel vulnerable for a while
theoretically the kid could drink his oj and then wait 30 mins before brushing his teeth, or vice versa
>you shouldn't eat immediately after brushing your teeth because the toothpaste makes your enamel vulnerable for a while
Teeth survive plane crashes and you think a cheese Danish is gonna hurt it?
Only whitening toothpaste does that because it destroys layers of your teeth to make them appear white.
You can brush your teeth and immediately eat afterwards, especially in the morning.
Drinking water after brushing helps stop any residue from affecting food, coffee works wonders too since it gets a minty after taste
Protip: You can brush your theet without thootpaste and it'll do it's intended work minus the freshness minus the whitening
If you brush just for the freshness you can use those mouth washes
If you brush just for the whiteness you can do strips and other shit
You don't NEED to get everything
Lots of people find breakfast disgusting and wait until lunch. And its common that a big lunch is the only real meal in the day, with just say a protein shake in the evening to keep you going.
Other way around, the paste does not only remove built up plaque from the night, but also helps your pH drop less during meals. So you want it before you start eating. And if you brush right after eating, you're just rubbing the acid all over your teeth
>not brushing your teeth twice a day
First thing you do waking up to get rid of morning breath
Last thing you do before going to bed to keep them clean
isn't there some logic behind the order of drinking orange juice and brushing teeth?
Just brush your teeth without the toothpaste in the morning. That way you can still clean your teeth AND drink your juice without that weird aftertaste
It's a trope based on bullshit suburban propaganda of the 1950s with no basis in reality, that's why people mock it. No regular family had such a huge budget that they could have huge extravagant mutli-item breakfast and no regular family had a mom with the time and talent to make every meal a high class spread. And even if they did, odds are they'd just give their kid a small healthy breakfast instead of letting them scarf down 5 pounds of sugar and fat.
When I was a kid it was my job to make my own breakfast. I knew where the cereal and the milk was, I knew how a toaster worked. Mom's job was to get the little ones up and dressed, I'm not going to sit there like a fat piece of shit crying, demanding mummy make me waffles.
I have very early memories of having to climb on the counter to get a bowl from the upper cabinet, making a bowl of cereal, and watching pokemon at 7am.
same really, and when I do have breakfast stuff it tends to be later in the day. Oatmeal is a cozy dessert that makes you feel sleepy and cozy. waffles and pancakes make a great dessert for later in the day to snack on later in the evening too, but too heavy and sugary for waking up in the morning.
cereal makes a better day snack. sausage is too greasy for mornings.
The only kind of okay breakfast food in the morning is scrambled eggs, but even then you should have cold avocado with it.
Breakfast needs to be easy to make, and easy to digest, going from raw chicken meat to cooked meat dinner is a step too far once you start working 60 hour weeks.
americans have been brainwashed to think that the breakfast is the most important meal of the day so you should gulp down as much sugary garbage as possible
It's fat and sugary to give you fuel for next 6 hours of field work in rainy weather. You shouldn't eat more than classic french breakfast as a office drone.
How do you explain those "balanced meal" charts with like six different foods for breakfast. A single waffle, some bacon and eggs, a glass of orange juice. That is already pretty hearty. I just have a big bag of oats in bulk. Mix with milk, whey, brown sugar, cinnamon. Good high protein breakfast. It is the same thing in tv shows where people casually afford giant apartments because they need to film a show in a tv studio space.
The reality for many in America is no breakfast, or even no dinner. Only eating at school, going hungry on weekends or during weekdays. People in other countries might think Americans wake up with tables full of massive breakfast feasts from watching Hollywood movies. There is a constant attempt to depict the American home, but it is always from the perspective of rich people. Like rich Hollywood directors and actors.
>The reality for many in America is no breakfast, or even no dinner
this would be a MASSIVE improvement for most people, especially americans
intermittent fasting is much better than stuffing your face 3-4 times a day
Call me crazy, but it's kinda nice how dry these are. They sap all the moisture from your mouth. That way you immediately have to follow it with a swig of orange juice. It's a comfy ritual.
I feel bad for mongoloids. Do you think theyre aware how not quite human they are? Or do they think the world is full of funny looking humans that give them anything they want just to be rid of them.
because it would be impractical for the actors to stuff their faces for multiple takes. watch the diner scene in road to perdition, apparently the kid gobbled up the pie in the first take, and the second and the third. by the time they got to take 18, he couldn't eat any more. compared to tom hanks, who only had one or two bites in each take. same thing for any meal scene in tv and movies. it's a matter of practicality.
>modern kids see all this food in films >wonder how it was possible to have so much food in one place in a society where food has always been so scarce (which is a good thing)
Society in the ‘90s will be like some fantastical fantasy utopia like the Pokémon World or some shit to kids born in 2023.
But the rice is warm and not steaming because i snoozed while mommy made the sausages and rice beforehand and only the egg when I'm already at the table. Also for me its apple slices and grapes for dessert!
Sunnyside if you have toast to dip in the yolk, over easy if you are eating the egg by itself, over hard (aka crispy edges) if eating egg in a breakfast tortilla (scrambled eggs are dogshit).
the catered breakfast for film crew and extras on tv shows always has a big tray of corned beef hash which is fucking epic
american breakfast sausages also fucking rule
>Wake up >Light up my bbq >Toss on my cast iron griddle >Bacon and egg on the griddle, toast over the flames >Finish it off with some cheese and a mustard, ketchup, worcestersire sauce >Cup of coffee and a glass of OJ >Dig in and watch the sun rise from my front porch
How I start every Saturday and Sunday.
Breakfast is the reason people are fat
If you're not hungry when you wake up then you shouldn't eat
Eating a load of bread or cereal so soon after waking up is guaranteed weight gain
It's a movie set, real food would turn quickly under the lights and in the open. Only the orange juice is real, the rest is a prop. Also, if they do 150 takes and the kid eats for real, bye-bye Epstein golden seat to the rape island.
No time to eat breakfast with the wagie commute when your boss will write you up for being 10 minutes late
Unless you want to wale up an hour earlier, cutting down your nightly free time to 3 hours
>wakes up
>immediately brushes teeth
>then goes on to drink orange juice and eat cereal
>I can't believe these filthy Americans actually use toilet paper!
isn't there some logic behind the order of drinking orange juice and brushing teeth?
1. you should wait about 30 minutes after eating foot or drinking anything acidic before brushing your teeth
2. you shouldn't eat immediately after brushing your teeth because the toothpaste makes your enamel vulnerable for a while
theoretically the kid could drink his oj and then wait 30 mins before brushing his teeth, or vice versa
What if I’m eating ass?
Then you should use mouthwash afterwards
eat foot
>you should wait about 30 minutes after eating foot
What the fuck are these foot regulations? Are you British by any means?
>you shouldn't eat immediately after brushing your teeth because the toothpaste makes your enamel vulnerable for a while
Teeth survive plane crashes and you think a cheese Danish is gonna hurt it?
Why don't we make planes out of black box material and teeth?
Teeth get attacked at the molecular level in this case. Cheese would be OK, just don't eat anything too acidic. No fruits, no syrup, no white bread.
Only whitening toothpaste does that because it destroys layers of your teeth to make them appear white.
You can brush your teeth and immediately eat afterwards, especially in the morning.
Drinking water after brushing helps stop any residue from affecting food, coffee works wonders too since it gets a minty after taste
Protip: You can brush your theet without thootpaste and it'll do it's intended work minus the freshness minus the whitening
If you brush just for the freshness you can use those mouth washes
If you brush just for the whiteness you can do strips and other shit
You don't NEED to get everything
This doesn't really work in the modern world, anon. People don't have 30 minutes to wait when their commute to work is an hour
You brush first, and you wait 30 minutes after eating before you brush
if you brush your teeth and then eat, you have to brush your teeth again
It isn't a problem if you don't use fluoridated toothpaste
orange juice tastes like shit after you brush your teeth with mint toothpaste
>brushes teeth
Cinemaphile can't relate to this
*britain
you brush teeth and shower at night, retardo
You are suppose to brush AFTER you eat breakfast, dumbass.
How you all even manage to even live?
what if I drink coffee all morning
>eating breakfast
No adult does this.
A big cup of joe is all you need until lunch.
>eating lunch
>eating
Then you have another cup of joe, kiddo
No one does this unless you pour enough fat cream and suger into it for it to count as a meal
Lots of people find breakfast disgusting and wait until lunch. And its common that a big lunch is the only real meal in the day, with just say a protein shake in the evening to keep you going.
I'm just not a fat starving fuck
coffee is for homosexuals
Other way around, the paste does not only remove built up plaque from the night, but also helps your pH drop less during meals. So you want it before you start eating. And if you brush right after eating, you're just rubbing the acid all over your teeth
>remove built up plaque from the night
You are going to remove it when you brush after breakfast anyway
>rubbing the acid all over your teeth
Just wash your mouth with some water before brushing
Orange juice is only for screwdrivers.
*Harvey Wallbangers
>not brushing your teeth twice a day
First thing you do waking up to get rid of morning breath
Last thing you do before going to bed to keep them clean
Normgroids unironically do this
it's better than brushing right after eating, but ideally you'd eat breakfast then brush an hour later
Just brush your teeth without the toothpaste in the morning. That way you can still clean your teeth AND drink your juice without that weird aftertaste
Providing abundance is the job of the parents, squandering a good thing is the job of the child.
That’s how kids get fat. Fatty.
Mindset of greed and waste
Gluttony is greed
>what is a trope
It's a trope based on bullshit suburban propaganda of the 1950s with no basis in reality, that's why people mock it. No regular family had such a huge budget that they could have huge extravagant mutli-item breakfast and no regular family had a mom with the time and talent to make every meal a high class spread. And even if they did, odds are they'd just give their kid a small healthy breakfast instead of letting them scarf down 5 pounds of sugar and fat.
I like when they advertise breakfasts like this in commercials and say 'Part of balanced breakfast'.
When I was a kid it was my job to make my own breakfast. I knew where the cereal and the milk was, I knew how a toaster worked. Mom's job was to get the little ones up and dressed, I'm not going to sit there like a fat piece of shit crying, demanding mummy make me waffles.
Wow you're such a bad ass. If only there were more hard men like you in this world.
>I knew where the cereal and the milk was, I knew how a toaster worked.
WOAH
I have very early memories of having to climb on the counter to get a bowl from the upper cabinet, making a bowl of cereal, and watching pokemon at 7am.
Good times
You were a big guy.
Its an easy way to show the mother is competent, the family is middle class and the kids are busy
This never happened. Not once.
breakfast you were and to breakfast you shall return
just give it to the dogs. thats what my landlord did.
We only had breakfast like that on the weekends. During the normal school week my mom just gave me cereal, oatmeal, or eggs
i've never understood breakfast food. like just eat what you want. i have chicken and rice for breakfast
In China they eat rice for breakfast
same really, and when I do have breakfast stuff it tends to be later in the day. Oatmeal is a cozy dessert that makes you feel sleepy and cozy. waffles and pancakes make a great dessert for later in the day to snack on later in the evening too, but too heavy and sugary for waking up in the morning.
cereal makes a better day snack. sausage is too greasy for mornings.
The only kind of okay breakfast food in the morning is scrambled eggs, but even then you should have cold avocado with it.
low prep time
Breakfast needs to be easy to make, and easy to digest, going from raw chicken meat to cooked meat dinner is a step too far once you start working 60 hour weeks.
CHICKEN AND RICE AREN'T FOR BREAKFAST
americans have been brainwashed to think that the breakfast is the most important meal of the day so you should gulp down as much sugary garbage as possible
It's fat and sugary to give you fuel for next 6 hours of field work in rainy weather. You shouldn't eat more than classic french breakfast as a office drone.
The food in those movies is for the crew, and since they already have it they might as well use it in the film
Is that fried chicken?
I’m assuming the food is mostly for the film crew to eat? Though probably the food is all painted and glued and therefore inedible
What's the best breakfast Cinemaphile?
Your moms pussy
pussy
Buffet.
cold leftover pizza and freshly brewed hot tea
whiskey from the bottle underneath your bed
Breakfast O'Booze, I know him well
3 bumps of coke and a Marlboro Red
Two ham egg McMuffins and a few swigs off the thermos full of vodka in the glove box
Reina pepiada
Eggs and sausage prepared by a loving wife.
Pancakes (with honey), bacon and scrambled eggs
Post 5 examples of this
Who the fuck decided that eggs are strictly a breakfast food
what do you think mayonnaise is?
Why are you letting your kid sleep until 5 minutes before the bus?
It's YOUR kid. Get them up.
Not my problem.
No, it's my WIFE'S kid.
>sired by an other man
I have a theory is that it’s food made for the crew and they just put it in relevant scenes and then it’s eaten after shooting.
isnt that a health code violation or at least a contract violation with craft services?
I think it started as stunting on the USSR
The number of waffles there is way too long for the amount of orange juice.
Like 4 waffles so one each for 4 people, then we each drink 3/4 of a bottle of OJ? Insane
It makes sense if it is for a lot of people, or if someone just eats a lot of food. Or some combination of the two.
How do you explain those "balanced meal" charts with like six different foods for breakfast. A single waffle, some bacon and eggs, a glass of orange juice. That is already pretty hearty. I just have a big bag of oats in bulk. Mix with milk, whey, brown sugar, cinnamon. Good high protein breakfast. It is the same thing in tv shows where people casually afford giant apartments because they need to film a show in a tv studio space.
The reality for many in America is no breakfast, or even no dinner. Only eating at school, going hungry on weekends or during weekdays. People in other countries might think Americans wake up with tables full of massive breakfast feasts from watching Hollywood movies. There is a constant attempt to depict the American home, but it is always from the perspective of rich people. Like rich Hollywood directors and actors.
shut up you pinko homosexual, WIC goes up to age five and you get on the fast track for EBT if you have kids
This broke nigga spent all HIS money on HRT.
If you're living in an area where money is that scarce schools or some other program will usually give away food so the kids don't go hungry.
>The reality for many in America is no breakfast, or even no dinner
this would be a MASSIVE improvement for most people, especially americans
intermittent fasting is much better than stuffing your face 3-4 times a day
that's a false dichotomy
also multiple small meals are better than your homosexual fasting shit
>in america they eat snow.
if only, most people in the us would be far healthier if they skipped a meal or two.
There are no birds in the trees. They ate them all.
>goyslop
>balanced
>"high protein"
>no one has anything to say about the fried chicken
This board really is a bunch of naggers
>instantized whey
>flinstone vitamins
>brown rice
>water
Everythin u need 2 git uge
homosexuals
>slop powder
>poison
>indigestible slop
>not drinking water from an actual spring
Change all of that garbage peddled to low IQ homosexuals like you into:
>eggs
>eggs
>eggs
>water
Call me crazy, but it's kinda nice how dry these are. They sap all the moisture from your mouth. That way you immediately have to follow it with a swig of orange juice. It's a comfy ritual.
best breakfast right here
Bless their hearts. The one on the left just looks like the Korean guy Steve Buscemi beats the shit out of in The Sopranos
I feel bad for mongoloids. Do you think theyre aware how not quite human they are? Or do they think the world is full of funny looking humans that give them anything they want just to be rid of them.
they are literally smarter than most blacks
I have seen
asian mongoloids and white mongoloids and filipino mongoloids, but never mexican and black mongoloids.
Mongoloid is a race.
Their proper name is retards
I hated eating right after I woke up even when I was a kid
and I was a lard ass as a kid
because it would be impractical for the actors to stuff their faces for multiple takes. watch the diner scene in road to perdition, apparently the kid gobbled up the pie in the first take, and the second and the third. by the time they got to take 18, he couldn't eat any more. compared to tom hanks, who only had one or two bites in each take. same thing for any meal scene in tv and movies. it's a matter of practicality.
My waffle iron is fucking impossible to clean,how does anyone use these and keep them clean?
And it doesn't help that batter always overflows out the sides.
Nonstick coating and use spray oil, it should be almost cleaner after you use it.
>modern kids see all this food in films
>wonder how it was possible to have so much food in one place in a society where food has always been so scarce (which is a good thing)
Society in the ‘90s will be like some fantastical fantasy utopia like the Pokémon World or some shit to kids born in 2023.
I always wondered how Americans can eat bacon with waffles drenched in a sugary syrup. These just don't go together.
You get used to it. Just like if I lived in your shithole I would think rice and beans are great for every meal.
i put syrup on everything.
based lard elemental
>These just don't go together.
Porc and sugar mix well, waffles is just a weird type of bread
I often go three days without brushing my teeth
how do you like your eggs Cinemaphile. this will tell me a lot about you
over medium is where I like it tbh but I usually just make omelettes
Scrambled dry
Easy served on top of rice so I can cut into the yolk and turn it into a yummy sauce.
But the heat from the rice will cool the egg and it will beome hard.
But the rice is warm and not steaming because i snoozed while mommy made the sausages and rice beforehand and only the egg when I'm already at the table. Also for me its apple slices and grapes for dessert!
Sunnyside if you have toast to dip in the yolk, over easy if you are eating the egg by itself, over hard (aka crispy edges) if eating egg in a breakfast tortilla (scrambled eggs are dogshit).
I take over easy to dip, you break it with the toast, then scoop the whole thing with buttered toast (and maybe some ketchup). Heaven.
depends on what im having them with
Sunny up
Dropped into a really hardy soup, then soft boiled, then wet scrambled with bacon and onions in that order.
every egg in this picture is burnt
>how to fry a perfect egg.jpg
shameful
now that the dust has settled, we can all agree the classic American breakfast is best, right?
the catered breakfast for film crew and extras on tv shows always has a big tray of corned beef hash which is fucking epic
american breakfast sausages also fucking rule
>Calories gained: Incalculable
>Arteries: Clogged
>Diabetes: Achieved
At one point and time all that could be bought for $20.
I rarely have REAL breakfast ever since I moved out 🙁
Ever since you moved out? I can't have real breakfast here.
I haven't had any type of breakfast since I was 12
>Wake up
>Light up my bbq
>Toss on my cast iron griddle
>Bacon and egg on the griddle, toast over the flames
>Finish it off with some cheese and a mustard, ketchup, worcestersire sauce
>Cup of coffee and a glass of OJ
>Dig in and watch the sun rise from my front porch
How I start every Saturday and Sunday.
I'm not scrolling down to read what this post is
Fuck off homosexual we're talking about eggs here
Breakfast is the reason people are fat
If you're not hungry when you wake up then you shouldn't eat
Eating a load of bread or cereal so soon after waking up is guaranteed weight gain
For me it's a half dozen chili cheese nuggets, ten minutes in the air fryer. Keeps you full forever
I love my air fryer. What go to foods do you throw in them outside of those jalapeno cheese things?
Frozen pretzels are great, or cheesecake, but that takes a bit longer. Chestnuts also come out nicely.
Tendies
It's a movie set, real food would turn quickly under the lights and in the open. Only the orange juice is real, the rest is a prop. Also, if they do 150 takes and the kid eats for real, bye-bye Epstein golden seat to the rape island.
It's actually the dad who is late for work
Xenophon said
NO GREEK SHALL SPEAK OF PEACE TILL HE HATH HAD HIS BREAKFAST .... SO THEY BREAKFASTED
All the food is fake retard
E.T. The extra terrestrial marina and the goodies
I sincerely hope you die the most slow and agonizing death possible
No time to eat breakfast with the wagie commute when your boss will write you up for being 10 minutes late
Unless you want to wale up an hour earlier, cutting down your nightly free time to 3 hours
You go to jail if you skip school.
>not homeschooling
enjoy your transgender child
Why is the mom making this beautiful banquet right at the time when her kid is going to school?
People who go to movies want to see happy times overcome reality. No one except rich people can eat like that every day.
On topic discussion is for homosexuals, no one gives a fuck about tv and film, they're both dying mediums.
What replaces?