How do we save SNL?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and stop Lorne Lipowitz from being born

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEY YOU MUDDA FRICK ITS A FRICKING NEWYORK THING YA GOT A PRABLEM WITH DAT YA GOOMBAH?! BTW IM ITALIAN NOT israeli YA FEKING GUIDO WOP OY VEY MADONE!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lorne Lipowitz was born in Canada...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's also another one of these conservatives who made his riches with a product that empowers liberals.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how epic it would be if there was a gas leak in that room

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO what is keenan still doing there? pathetic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um sweaty you literally can't fire a black person or else you'd be labeled RACEEST

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't mean him getting fired, i mean him getting the frick out of there and do his own thing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO what is keenan still doing there? pathetic

          He tried a sitcom and failed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            KWAB

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's been doing sketch comedy since the early 90s. I think it's all he knows at this point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the problem? stop saying random shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        every other cast member left after a couple of years, this loser is aiming for decades now. goes to show he's not that good at everything else. b***h living in his comfort zone in perpetuity.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he tried movies and other shows, he just sucks ass at it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            good burger reboots and sequels is all he has outside snl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy's a literal millionaire with a cushy, easy, fun job that probably pays really well. Yeah, he's the pathetic one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not just still there...
      Now there's 3 of them.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    make them do every skit in blackface

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All israelites or all Black folk. No half measures.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back kyle mooney, beck bennet, aidy bryant, cecily strong and bobby moynihan and get rid of please do not destroy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot about bobby, and I thought Aidy was still there?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah she left so they replaced the fat girl slot in the roster with molly 'xe/xer' kearney.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bobby and Aidy were kino. Their chubby, cherubic faces were made for lulz

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aidy gets a lifetime pass from me for being married to Conner O'Malley

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hire ugly dudes who had to be funny to avoid bullying and being alone. How about that? Everyone now is attractive or has some shtick.

      Little Becky Bennet ruined and threw away his career for some nobody actress wife. Kyle Moonie looks and comes off like a kid diddler.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have like 3 decent cast members left. The rest are just terrible

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steal more sketches from Youtube.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek yeah they're getting pretty brazen about it now. says a lot about zoomer and young millennial humor that everything to them is just a retread of some 30s TikTok they laughed at two weeks ago

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it need to be saved? Is a sketch comedy tv series still viable?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Che and Jost are ok, Sarah Squirm has her moments, Kenan's ok even if he'll never leave, the gayasian has some decent impressions
    The rest of them are awful, especially the new kids and the two blondes

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    that guy in the center is an ai gender swapped alexandria daddario

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you even talking about

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need more fat guys. Fat guys are funny.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      also bring back vanessa beyer i forgot about her

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of all the homosexuals, trannies, and all Black folk except Keenan. That would be a good start.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    guess i'm officially old because i don't know who a single one of them is besides keenan

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only recognize 2 of these people.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one guy looks like he wishes he was dead

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno why people mock Keenan. This isn't the 90's/early 20's anymore. You don't work on SNL then are given multiple comedy movies to star in to blow up your career. They don't even make comedies anymore and Lorn gave him his own NBC show which bombed
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenan_(TV_series)
    This is the end of the road. After this at best he might have a mid stand up career and these homosexuals don't want to go back on the road once they got a taste of mainstream success.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why would he willingly leave at this point? He should just milk it until the bitter end.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like the blacks at all but I don't disagree with him. There is no logical sense to leave as long as he can keep doing it.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Sherman looks so out of place. She belongs far away from that show. She's too cute and actually engaging. I don't even think she'd honestly fit during the various golden eras, except maybe the first few seasons with the original cast? Her look and style of humor just don't gel with modern SNL

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a feminist c**t who purposely makes herself look ugly to punish the male gaze. Frick every israelite woman like her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but she still doesn't look like she belongs with this cast at all. I guarantee she's Lorne's diamond in the rough -- the comedienne he's super proud he bagged and lets get away with shit because she's just so different from the rest of the cast

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are we talking about the same c**t here?

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          This is easily the worst skit I ever seen in my life. Nothing this b***h does is funny. Her stand up of "look at me I am a comedian but I am into yucky things no my act isn't Carrot Top tier what are you talking up?"

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    permanently take their smartphones away and reintroduce cocaine back into the studio

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you think they at least still frick around? I remember stories of Jimmy Fallon and Horatio bringing underage girls to parties and shit. I can't imagine any of these cast members coming close to doing that shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I highly doubt it. Part of what makes modern SNL so unfunny is that half of the cast is nepotism hires. Jimmy was a notorious boozer, and they were there at a time when you had other guys like Tracy who literally sold crack on the streets in his youth. The new casts have become way too sterilized

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really just someone's israeli relative, black person and gay. That's all SNL is now.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >now

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jost gets to put his dick into Scarlett Johansson whenever he wants and I'm tired of accepting that that's OK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meh. The Deadpool guy use to frick her when she was actually in her prime and then got to frick the hot blonde from Gossip Girl. That's just unfair.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if he asks about all the famous dicks she rode im sure the list is impressive

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save
    If SNL was overboard I'd toss it a concrete lifering

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mind if I help?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do zoomers even watch or care about snl anymore? it used to be sort of a cultural icon that every class clown aspired to be part of but now i'm wondering if kids could even care less about ending up on the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Legacy media is pretty much dead for anyone under 25. It's all social media now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        mostly because they make nothing new. Hey I am a millennial I enjoyed what I grew up on but holy shit most of TV is structured the same way from when I was a kid and it shouldn't be that way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers dont do anything but be offended and browse tiktok

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably watch clips of it on Tiktok.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure millenials were the last gen to watch SNL. If zoomers know about it it's only because their parents force them to watch the same handful of shitty sketches at christmas time

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get funny people on the show.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    By Canceling.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who oh hey its the kid from good burger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit a talking Owl!

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I subscribe to a theory that it was always 90 percent bad, even during its peak.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    give the host more control of the program like in season 1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also don't be afraid to have lesser known hosts. This show could do well if it changed up its formula and the "hosts" would be stand up comedians. I'd rather someone actually funny be inserted there instead of "OMG is that Elon Musk"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and bring back vareity like the muppets

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually they should have more uncharismatic football players

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put Eddie Murphy in charge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let the guy who hasn't been funny in decades be in charge
      sounds about right

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cancel it for a year then make a spin off that's pretty much the same thing but less pozzed.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    COMPLETE CH-CH-CH-CHUD HOLOCAUST

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HIRE MORE NON-BINARY CAST MEMBERS!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will forever be remembered as "The Not-Aidy"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and her poor Chris Farley imitation

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to the spirit of it’s true father, Doug Kenny.
    Either it’s all ok or none of it is.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ego is the only good cast member

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hhhnnnngggg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd never leggo that Ego

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she needs to be colonized

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she fricks white guys

        literally designed for breeding

        based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she fricks white guys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally designed for breeding

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I don’t watch but I like Ego, know a comedy guy she fricked.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        name him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but he’s genuinely very hot, like classically handsome and actually funny. Improv guy. Also white.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ben Rodgers

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be shocked if there wasn't a single white non israelite on that cast.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they were all israeli the show would actually be funny.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have one final season where they bring everyone back and have no hosts

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the gay chinaman?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      front and center you silly goose

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the actors are all fine. It's the writers that need to be canned. I remember when a lot of them boycotted the show when Dave Chapelle came on because "muh tranzfobeeya". They are a bunch of cucks that should have been canned years ago.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    New cast sucks except for sexy clown israeliteess

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      does she actually do the clown bit on the show? Seems like a weird hiring choice since that's her whole bit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usually on update bits she does teh penguin of doom shit but in sketches shell play normal looking people and she's actually hot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and she's actually hot
          oh I know

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SNL would be so much better if it were just an hour and a half of clown hijinks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from my wife.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty cramped apartment filled with try-hard ironic decor. No husband, no children come to meet her. Just cats, wine bottles, and Ted Bundy dildos.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ted Bundy dildos

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if she is happy just getting dicked down by random new york comedians every other night and doesnt care

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know you can just say black guys

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. cuck obsessed with black guys

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              cant think of any NY comedians that aren't israeli or black thats what i thought you meant. thats who she is probably with if she isnt a dyke.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have Pee Wee Herman at home.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take my updoot sir!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cr*p Lois

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's Shane?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we save SNL?
    Invent timemachine. Go back to 1939 and make sure hitler wins and all the israelites are dusted.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch SNL Korea instead.

  43. 7 months ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Hire me.aa72b

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lose my shit every time I see the Obama picture framed on the wall right next to Jesus.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black really do do stuff like that. They also talk really nasty about white poeple.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black dude that is not Kenan is legit one if the worst actors they've had on the show

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