How do we solve the poster epidemic?

How do we solve the poster epidemic?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show one example

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name one

      no less than the poster boy of the industry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Love interest
        >Leto
        kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name one

      I'm done, but there are more.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are all shit films to be honest, if you see these posters just stay the hell away from it. It is a warning sign.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name one

      I kind of feel that whoever making these is a genius for being able to sell the same poster 100 times. I can respect it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know, right? Just look at this soulless garbage. At least it's easy to see which movies suck after a split second.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This but unironically

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this but ronically

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’ll be some jeet for 20p a pop it’s hardly big money

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Name one

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    made my own

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Uh, they seem pretty mismatched

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very good anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me how does it end ?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit movie poster
    Fucking zoomers. That's been the Star Wars setup for decades.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars is capeshit

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LIKE THAT
    people were not ready

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a good poster.
      Too bad the movie is shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >women make le stupid faces

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No "themed geometry background". This is why the movie failed.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me a different way to present all the important movie elements in a single poster for proper marketing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's no need to show all of the "selling points" all over ONE poster, at all. The audience are not fucking children in need of spoon-feeding. They can find out all the interesting details themselves with just a single hook.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They cannot do that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          take this one for example
          the only person involved with the film whom you can deduce from this poster is the director
          the looming spaceship and rundown scenery establish an oppressive, mysterious tone for entire duration of the film
          the ominous text, as well as strange depiction of some life form are the main points of interest here which perfectly set up the subversion as seen in the movie

          also, i would be much much more amused by a movie if they intentionally ignore this or that actor and consider it an almost feature-long cameo while focusing on developing the story. The over indulgence of celeb powers in modern posters kill all of my potential interests these days

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They were able to get away with this because none of the actors in D9 were big hollywood names. They were all basically just local saffers with no name recognition.

            Also IIRC it was relatively low budget, right? You're more likely to see the more genericized posters the bigger the budget is because they feel the need to play it safer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But they've done the research. They know what increases sales. They know your brain better than you do. You don't have free will.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i think their results are shit so yeah i have free will plus your a chink if you think all people thnk alike

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            People do all think alike, because you can find a mean and use that. Data rules you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the proper way to do a movie poster:
      - Pick a scene from the film that could be considered "iconic" or simply climactic
      - Hire a skilled painter
      - Commission that painter to render the scene
      Here's the important part:
      - HAVE THE ACTORS POSE FOR THE SCENE IN PERSON instead of using stock images to photoshop together
      Congratulations. You now have a movie poster worth a damn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the gay penguin classics movie posters reddit likes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You mean because they're good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Interesting/central shot from film
      >lead actors at top (internet age = no need for photos, you can google every name on the poster in less than a minute)
      >director's name on bottom
      >title
      >release date optional

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro you don't know art.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking based. That movie was awesome. Great poster.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >creativity is… LE impossible!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy Hollywood.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see no issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty alright actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the goonies
      >''hey you guys''

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      abomination

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine doing all those and then being proud of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this can't be real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Walmart and target are doing their shitty poster design for movies. And theirs more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they have these in my local tesco they suck cock

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ya know half of these would be good if they didn't have that retarded movie quote on the bottom. The goonies one and the 300 are nice but those reddit tier quotes ruin them

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The comedy movie posters used to look like Mad Magazine art. I love those old movies.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      حلال

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolute kino poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Love it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing but kino from this man alhamdulilah @abdelrhmanmm_

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's all so tiresome.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's post some actual kino posters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this one is great

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is what the person who made that was thinking of

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The blackest martin freeman ever looked

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plaster the actors and scenery together Looking muddy, messy and uninteresting

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure but the chinks are definitely onto something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's the differences in the upper one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        focus on the blue lightsaber and enhance
        back and to the left
        enhance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shit bait or you're legally brain-dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

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