How do you beat the Smile Entity?

How do you beat the Smile Entity?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smile back.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frown 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They like that tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moan?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simple. Just close my eyes or kill someone else so the curse passes on to someone else in the planet. May be illegal, but it will be SO worth it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have to fore someone to watch you brutally murder someone, theres no getting around it. unless you also caught the It Follows entity and they had to fight it out over you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch a movie about a guy intentionally collecting and deflecting curses to delay getting caught and damning hundreds in the process. Like It Follows, but on steroids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guys running around the city high on meth because of freddy kruger dreams, trying to pick up and frick girls he then has to sacrifice to either the It Follows thing or Jason, whoever gets there first. he can take refuge from all of them in the Conjuring house but while there he has to deal with Vathek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It follows vs smile vs final destination vs predator, the movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the kind of creativity that gets you blacklisted in modern Hollywood.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds more like a corny Japanese flick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to see a kino that's the opposite. Guy collects curses and shit so that he can save people from being afflicted. He'd have like 20 different demons and ghosts and shit and eternal bad luck all the time

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rose would have lived if Joel hadn't visited her. She had the right idea.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a too edgy, half a hipster homosexual but this movie creeped me out more than anything in recent memory

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah honestly it was pretty spooky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah honestly it was pretty spooky

      The monster reveal is the only worthwhile thing in it. None of the other scares were affective or hold up well.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leave a note so simp doesn't follow you to the cabin

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caitlin stasey
    The one time feminism is based. Men: "Yes, yes, get your hot breasts out for feminism."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's sexy and can creepy smile at me all day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dear [person I can trust]
        >I am ill. I don't fully understand what I've caught, but I know it'll be lethal if untreated
        >I'm suffering extreme hallucinations as well as violent thoughts
        >From what I've gathered I need to be surveilled by no less than two people at a time. Something about it lowers the risk of an episode triggering.
        >I don't know what is or isn't real but I have no suicidal/homicidal thoughts. Help me figure this out
        And then send it over email + print it + write it down and give it to several people. The monster has some degree of cooldown between hallucinations so I could slip a warning during her refractory period. Besides that just stock up on tea, snacks, and get into meditation to keep calm even during attacks.

        She'd make a great sleep paralysis demon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She'd make a great sleep paralysis demon
          Is she really a demon if I imagine myself rolling around in a field with her on a beautiful day?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr. Northcott, I'm SMILE

        Damn. Thought the movie was average and the main actress was forgettable but seeing her here, she's actually gorgeous.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She really is, yes.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr. Northcott, I'm SMILE

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If i saw the smile I'd just walk 360 degrees and way away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You hallucinated walking 360 degrees
      >You're walking into the smile now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't even make sense

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then I'd just turn 360 degrees on the spot and walk away instead

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as the demon jumps into a hosts body and begins smiling at you close your eyes and run right before they kill the host

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you beat the Smile Entity?
    By not watching that shitty movie.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Options:
    1) Smile back. Don't flinch and freak out the smile entity. Beat them at their own game.
    2). When smile entity appears, turn around and only look at them in a mirror. This will enfuriate them and get them to break character.
    3) have a nice day before he/she can.
    4) Total isolation from all other humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 is an obvious bluff, won't work. 3/4 aren't solutions. Don't see how a mirror would change the fact that you still see the act and they can still instill the fear in you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're humorously arguing how to beat a fictional horror movie antagonist, you clueless homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Le forced meme. Bravo, you zygote.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 would just get them to jumpscare you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a sequel with four breaking the cycle but the person who did it has an inquisitive loved one looking for answers who ends up starting the curse again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >four
        Sorry meant three, killing themselves.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    assuming I know how it works, I'd just flee to the wilderness to not give it any satisfaction or sustenance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we go by the movie, it can seize your mind and create illusions. Youd probably see yourself going to a forest but end up in the middle of nyc. Or go to sleep and end up by people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then nothing you do matters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well you can murder someone if you already have it or try to look away when the smile entity tries to plant it in you by killing someone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but itd just control ur mind and make you *think* ur doing those things but ur actually not

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The demon seems to just want death by any means. The black guy got spared by murdering someone and leaving a witness

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It usually does but the scenarios I listed are a bit different. First we know the smile entity likes to spread so even if it does just give you illusions of killing someone it will eventually let you actually do it in reality like we saw with that guy in prison. I'm the second scenario the point is to look away before it plants itself in you. We haven't seen it create those illusions before it kills it's host in front of the new victim. Before it kills the host you likely can just look away and run because it hasn't possessed you yet, you need to see the suicide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lamest thing about nu horror is they go through all this trouble for an elaborate setup but the monster can just cheat blatantly

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say im the joker baby and chuckle menacingly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It be interesting to see how it affects the mentally deranged

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The solution is simple. Also, have someone tie down your hands and feet.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it shows it seems to need to keep body switching if the person with it kills themselves immediately its defeated also you have to willingly watch it do something horrible for it to transfer itself to you just leave or close your eyes

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only logical way to win would be to commit yourself to a padded room with a straitjacket, and confront the demon by dealing with your trauma. If you can't, at least it wouldn't spread to anyone else. Although if you couldn't deal with it, any chance the demon would take to infect someone else it'd take. By that point, though, you're just another crazed loony who is on suicide watch.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take sleeping pills on the last day. I'll be asleep and the entity won't be able to do anything to me.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I beat the Wo Jak?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Did, did a man just ask me to smile? I'm going insane AAAAAAHHHHH.
    Why are women like this?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is it a fun / entertaining movie?

    I don't remember the name of it but there's a horror movie about a ghost cheerleader that has reality bending powers.
    She uses them to kill the protagonist's bullies (and possibly best friend?) in an effort to scare his penis stiff.
    I just remember thinking "Nooooo, not a super hot cheerleader babe with magic powers killing all the bullies! 🙁 I guess the only way to beat her is to marry her and live happily ever after."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overall the movie is really weak and suffers from being way too similar to other movies that do the same thing better. Just watch the last 15 min and you're good.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will NEVER have a succubus gf creepy smile at you and love you forever

    Can I die now, please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ackshually, it's a "sardonic grin" not a smile.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you can beat the entity 2bh, it's like the cursed mirror one where they try to outsmart it just to get rekt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, because it has to break you down psychologically, otherwise it would've taken her sooner. The only way to win would be to commit yourself and/or be in isolation. You'd have to realize that's the only way early on, though, instead of trying to discover where it came from, giving it more time to eat away at your psyche.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd see her smile at me from afar and then go into an autistic fit of rage and drop my pants and ask her whomst told her that I had a micropenis and then furiously do the two finger shuffle on my sissy clit for 30-60 seconds until I dribbled out a few droplets of unfertile sissy seed and then rub it in her eyes and make a dash for my freedom.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You shit brix

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"YOU SHOULD ALL BE AFRAID OF PEOPLE THAT SMILE AT YOU!!!!!! ONLY TRUST ~~*((US*~~)), ALSO WE NEED TO EAT YOUR BABY'S FORESKIN AND SUCK HIS BLEEDING wiener."

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When she drove off into the woods I thought she was going to kill herself somewhere with no witnesses as a final frick you to the entity. Sure you die but at least you end the curse

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