>How do you know the summer is really and truly over? My dad says it's over precisely one second after midnight on September 31st. My friend Ellen says it's over the moment you start thinking about whether to buy a three-ring binder or a spiral notebook for school. But for me, the way I know the summer is a goner, is when my brother Pete and Artie, the strongest man in the world, go to the beach and try to beat up the ocean. They're not crazy, just angry. Angry that the summer has to end. I know exactly how they feel. Every year, it seems like the summer is over about 10 seconds after it started. Especially this summer.
How is it even possible to put THAT much soul into a TV show?
What is this from?
>that opening song
Holy soul
asunna sheba shimbe
theres hundreds, maybe thousands of great 90s indie songs that you've never heard. go forth and find them fren
>sorry kids, that's the day I wax the Tasti-Mobile, it's a one man job
It was a different time, a time of decorum
Okay whats the deal with Artie, was that just some randomb character for comic relief or what.
Artie the Most Obvious Groomer in the World
You never had a neighborhood weirdo? For an undersocialized version try Boo Radley.
Sure but he didnt live with a normal family, he was that weird smelly guy in the trailer out in the woods who gave us a beer once in a while but always tried to get us to take or socks off
artie doesnt live with them, he lives in a bunker under ground that you access through a porta potty, did you even watch the show?
sorry friendo i dont remember details about a show from THIRTY fucking years ago when my mind was going 3 million miles per second.
artie was the most sensible and realistic portrayal of a retarded man in modern media, and i dont mean that as an insult
Reminder that Artie's actor is Kahn from KOTH.
And Cotton too right? I just realized he was the Wiz guy in Seinfeld and the alcoholic limo driver in Curb your enthusiasm too when I saw a picture of how he looks out of the Artie costume
I love how the show’s way of depicting Artie’s lowest point as a character in Farewell My Little Viking was to have him -almost-squish a random bug. Like as if he actually did it he’d be too far gone but luckily the tire air brought him back.
Yes, he was comic relief
There was a time where neighbors weren't immediately distrusted and childless adults could be trusted as unofficial supervisers/chaperones, because they would talk to the parents too. This was a method of keeping weirdos like Artie from being totally socially ostracized and still invested in his community. Nowadays, someone like Artie would either be a suicide, a shooter, or posting on Cinemaphile.
Im 38 and i really try to not get nostalgic but hearing this shit just took me back to layin in my bedroom when i was 11 or 12 just fuckin around with my toys and shit while nickelodeon was on. Help.
39 and same I can’t even watch this show anymore that entire world is long gone
brother you aint kiddin, fuck that was before I was ever even on the internet, i actually went outside and didnt feel the need to tell everyone my deepest political and religious ideals
>that entire world is long gone
Feels like it right? And for some reason, only Pete & Pete gives me that feeling, no other old show does
44 here and when I watch 80s slasher films, it makes me remember shit cuz I did the summer camp stuff almost every year when I was a teen and it was the best times of my life, sex was so fuckin easy back then, now i swear these cunts almost make you sign a NDA
You had sex in summer camp? As in, when working there or?
Tbh, I'm a late zoomie and working at summer camps while being a teen is still a sure way to get tremendous amounts of pussy.
No I was a kid at summer camp and the counselors kinda didnt give a shit half the time so we just kinda ran around, found a secluded spot out in the woods or by the lake or something and fooled around.
Ok that's pretty wild then. I think the hardest part would probably be able run into the woods without getting spotted now. But I guess that's just because boomers couldn't stop serial killing in the 80s and 90s so everyone became paranoid.
Dude, I've been pill free for 4 months after using them for almost 20 years and even when I did it slow the withdrawals are hell, doc is pushing me to go back, but I want to see if I can make it
Feelings are starting to come back again, two weeks ago, masturbation started to feel like it felt when I was fourteen. I had been basically asexual the last 5 year, masturbating mostly as a chore, getting little pleasure from it
This is catching me by surprise, can't believe I was robbed from these feelings for years
Shit, meant for
I want to get off them , not because of jerking off , but it just feels unnatural. But my parents know their opinion means the world to me so I stick with them. Theres got to be a better way though
When I watch it, I can still feel it, but I know I can't ever be in it again. One of, if not the greatest, kids show ever made. That time in life when you were on the edge of growing up with a foot still in the magic and mystery of the world. You could chase the end of summer through the woods under the orange sky. When love was love and not some complicated living with situation. Hey smiling strange.
Same , I want to feel good and happy like I did when I was a kid , but no matter how much exercise I do or Work I complete or anything I just cant feel like that anymore. The only good thing about being older is I get to occasionally have sex. I might just start going to church or something Ive been feeling pretty empty for a while now
The invisible man in the sky isnt what you wanna use as a cope to fill the void, find a hobby, build something, find a partner to share experiences with, use your hands for something
I fear these hands can only destroy
Satanic quads confirm.
Fuck off, fedora tipper
ONLY CONSUME PRODUCT AND PRAY TO JEESUS, YES GOYIM, DO NOT LEARN REAL SKILLS IN THIS WORLD, DO NOT FIND PEOPLE TO ENJOY LIFE WITH, ONLY CONSUME AND PRAY
Church activities are actually a great place to find a girl to start a family with.
I uh, dont think pussy is a reason you wanna be going to church anon. I mean Im not saying youre wrong, I'm just sayin if youre going to church and believing that shit, remember you gotta talk to that angel at the pearly gates about the shit you done in life.
God forgives if you sincerely repent. They already know all the shit you did. Atone brother.
And he’s not after pussy, he’s after a life partner. Big difference.
Worked for me , I believe in a god , but I dont really have a set belief. I walked into a church joined a softball league and next thing I knew I was dating a woman who seems to like me
I think your view of Christianity has some big holes if you can only imagine it as equivalent to commercialism
Im lumping it in with the whole gnomish mindset of consume and pray instead of thinking for yourself and learning actual things that might improve your life and the lives of those around you.
The church going men I know tend to be the handiest.
Right, yeah, if you think Christianity is fundamentally incompatible there I think your understanding of it is missing extremely sizable chunks
>that entire world is long gone
I know that feel.
NO!!
We MUST keep the flame alive! We can't let the government win!
>Talk to your neighbors!
>Let your kids run around outside in the summer!
>Help them to have "crazy adventures", even if that means you have to keep an eye on them from afar
It really is tragic that zoomers couldn't grow up in such a world.
I'm so tired.
Do zoomers even know what he's holding in his hands?
yea zoomer girls like polaroids cuz theyre epic funny retro tech or something
They are epic and fun though. Its nice to take a picture of you and your friends and be able to hold it in your hand or put it somewhere in your house to look at that's not glued to a screen. Don't let women take happiness from you Jesus.
This fills me with so much yearning and longing 🙁
Those days are truly over and not coming back are they?
Not generally no but if you ever have kids, you have a chance to try to shield them from the horrors of social media and the smothering of technology in general
Pete & Pete always had a melancholy air, but much moreso watching it almost 30 years later
Because they know childhood is the best time of life and after high school its a steep downhill fuckin slope.
it's the languor of youth
40 year old boomer here, thanks for ripping my heart out
>blue-eyed redhead protags
who would they cast in a remake?
By Allah, do not even mention that word remake. I am pleasantly surprised that, despite the nostalgia-fueled, creatively bankrupt trend of endless reboots, Pete and Pete has escaped notice. I mean... look what they did to the Wonder Years ffs.
They were both Italian too. In the 90s Italians were white.
this is surprisingly well-written
>this is surprisingly well-written
It was a very good show, and it's especially evident when you compare it to the utter shit that is produced now.
Even back then it was an anomaly, another reason why normies barely talk about it today, it was only appreciated by certain types of kids
both of these.
Because it was real. The person who wrote it based everything off his real-life experiences growing up in a suburb in the late 80s/early 90s, and actually cared about the show. That's rare. Listen bros, it's okay. That feel still exists, you've just lost it because the world isn't mean, it's indifferent. Don't be angry, don't get lost in the nostalgia. Embrace it for the warmth it gives you, use it to inform how you treat other people. Who gives a fuck if you're old? Be the Mister Tastee. Be the father or mother a kid like pete would want. It's never too late, and even as summers begin or end, know that everything is alright.
>fuck, shit, piss, setthe, cope, whatever because we can't be serious on our mongolian basket weaving forums after all.
i miss being a kid and living at home with my family, watching stuff like this and rocko's modern life and kablam!, and having dinner with my family every night
why did you remind me how unhappy i am?
Goddamn... That theme song just unlocked some memories. World used to be a lot different, huh?
>that intro
oh fuck it's like someone stabbed me in the heart
christ i hate getting old
>dad finds a perfect running Cutlass Supreme buried at the beach
>they family gets in and drives it home
They don't make them like this anymore
isn't is cool how technology, social media, governments, and everything else has made the world better since the 90s?
everything just gets worse, always.
On the bright side I do like having access to everything. I just wish it wasn't so dystopian. I can download the Polaris album for free and all seasons of Pete and Pete. Kind of nifty. I admit i'd rather be catching in on TV after 4 back to back episodes of Wild and Crazy kids in 1994 though.
I don't personally find the world all that dystopian. People freak out a lot about stuff that never affects me
For you. I have the entire Famicon library in a box smaller than my hand which I can plug in to the television and play whenever I want.
the boy is insanely cute shota hot
>eat my turf chrome dome
XD
man I'm glad I was born in the early 90s
You barely even got to taste the 90's you poser.
Such a ridiculously well made show. No doubt the best live action product on a kid's network.
It captured sort of teenage angst/ennui/melancholy really well.
Being younger than Lil Pete when the show was on TV it captured all the stupid crazy ideas I had as a kid.
The one where Little Pete and his friends try to stay awake for one week straight with the concept that if you do that you break the need to ever sleep. Yeah I identified with that one hard.
So weird seeing this. I almost never have thought back on the show but watching a bit of it I just instantly remember a lot of stuff about it. Real nostalgia here. Man it really was a different time.
I guess I watched this when I was younger and just don't remember. That's pretty cool.
IT'S KINDA STRANGE
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE LEAFY RANGE
YOU CALLED ME A SHOEBY
BUT HAVE YOU HIT YOUR TARGET YET
>he said I look like a bonafide sludge sickle man
Is that a kid safe version of fudgepacker?
No.
KINO
FUCKING KINO
90s indie music white culture was so awesome
Mr. Tastee wouldnt take off his mask, had a relationship with the blind millionairess, and dated Cher? He was the ugly dude from Mask?
based mutant Mr Tastee not molesting kids and breaking the hearts of handicapped rich women
finding a car buried at the beach and it runs lol wtf
>I am what the summer is
>...fireflies...
There's no fireflies anymore bros. The agri-garden gnomes killed them with pesticides in the water.
Huh, I never saw little Pete back tattoo.
>Refering to a real boy as a a shota, a sexual term.
Turn yourself and all of your degenarate friend to the police and don't resist when fat bastards rape you in prision, you're so pathetic that you are even intimidated by little girls so you turn you sexual needs to young boys because you were jelous that they were more manlier than you could ever be.
>you're so pathetic that you are even intimidated by little girls so you turn you sexual needs to young boys because you were jelous that they were more manlier than you could ever be
Boys are hot. Girls are not.
this show is so ethereal and dream like, soft colors and everything drenched in bloom, weird reality bending sequences
wheres the diversity?
Nice cameos. The chick from The B52s and the dude from R.E.M.
Iggy Pop and Adam West show up eventually. And Ellen's dad is Steve Buscemi
Looks like this show needs a remake.
There's no way any at Nickelodean is competent enough to create a remake that's anywhere close to as good as the original.
Just watch the old episodes as the time capsules they are.
>competent
>good
What does that have to do with a remake?
I mean, they're ginger, so it goes without saying that the show needs to be remade.
Remake what? Most of Pete and Pete relies on culture that no longer exists. Take even the urban myth, completely gone due to cameras and the internet. Growing up in the 90s just half the fun of being a kid was discovering and hearing storylines about urban myths and legends or local "gossip" about some weirdo down the block who might or might not keep cats stuffed in his freezer. Storytelling as a tribal aspect of society is completely dead, that's the bulk of this show. A remake would be devoid of anything but virtue signalling ESG score baiting political agenda.
I know, which is WHY I said a show like this should NEVER be remade.
Red heads soul?
>September 31st
he said 21st not 31st. hope you abandoned thread after you realized your mistake.
She is staggering
Hey man you didn’t notice her?
You must be blind
>as a kid people ask you all the time how was school
>always answer fine, don't really feel strongly one way or the other
>have a kid
>think about them having the same experiences in school
>struck with absolute horror at the idea of making them go through that
It's weird how it's completely turned me against teachers. Fuck all of them, useless cunts. Schools are a massive waste of time run by people who create busywork to puff up their own sense of importance. 100% going to homeschool
homeschool is even worse, you want people who went through that shitty school system to try and teach their own kid? Whole system is a downward spiral but homeschooling is a straight line down. At least school gives your kid some kinda social life/skills unless theyre a total autist or something
>At least school gives your kid some kinda social life/skills unless theyre a total autist or something
Absolute cope. Home school doesn't mean total isolation. If anything, I figure they'll have more time to socialize because they won't be sitting in a class for a third of their day learning the bare minimum. I'm also confident I will be a better teacher than 99% of professionals, especially if I'm only teaching my own
>NEET fantasizes about having kids, and even in his fantasy he's still a NEET
How the fuck are they meeting people though? Discord and instagram is not developing social skills anon. I honest to god have no idea how kids actually form relationships with each other when they all talk like retards and have a phone shoved in their faces at all times of the day
There's a reason home-schooled kids are the butts of jokes
Envy, probably
No it's because they're easy targets and too autistic and socially stunted to fight back or realize that they're being made fun of
Completely unfounded rumor made up by teachers union shills
Yea okay dude, imagine how fuckin stupid the average person is, how remember half of the people are dumber than that, and you want some of them to fuckin home school their kids?
The alternative seems to be only letting people in the bottom half teach them, so yeah
i dunno what teachers you had in life but I have no fucking clue how most of the teachers I dealt with managed to get licenses and jobs to actually teach others. Pretty sure half my english classes were just boring ass movies.
The only requirement is an undergrad degree, and they're paid on seniority instead of merit. It's a shitty system
I had to watch "Romeo + Juliet" once in an AP English class when I was in high school. Education is a fucking joke.
The anime?
Wait, I'm an idiot, that's Romeo X Juliet, never mind. I also watched the Leo movie in high school English
Assuming that for some reason you decided not to get involved with the other home school families in your area, there are dozens of different things for kids to do. Club sports teams, local theater, speech competitions, engineering clubs. There is no end to opportunities for kids to go play with other kids
It’s okay, most kids are atomized.
When I was a kid there was a house on our street that home schooled their kids. The rest of us would make fun of them for being homeschooled a little, but they would play with all the rest of us in the neighborhood; baseball, football, catching fireflys in the summer, manhunt, etc. Lots of wholesome midwestern stuff. They were pretty normal and didnt seem particularly off socially, didnt keep up with them so dont know how they turned out.
We had a Mormon family who homeschooled their kids and they were WEIRD AS FUCK. But very nice people. They ate "Shepards Pie" for "supper" and went to bed at 730.
That's a completely normal thing to do
We ate Chicken Tonight, called it dinner and went to bed by 9. 10 on weekends.
Are you not white, out of curiosity?
>I feel like Chicken Tonight! Like Chicken Tonight! Chicken Tonight! 30 something years later and that song is still stuck in my head.
Same, along with
>It's Shake 'N Bake and I helped!
whats wrong with shepherds pie?
It isn't goyslop
Nothing now but nobody we knew ever ate it.
understandable
You can still enroll your kid in the school's sports activities.
You are still paying for the school after all.
There are communities of home schooling families. You can coordinate activities, extra curriculars, lessons. My father is a retired engineer and teaches math, science, and programming to homeschoolers. All the kids in a particular learning environment don't even need to be the same age if there are teachers with a wide of knowledge... kids are completely capable of self-guiding their education with surprisingly little direction.
you don't have any way to meet other kids when you're homeschooled, and even if you do, you spend so much time isolated from strangers that you have no idea how to talk to people.
i had like one friend growing up who was also homeschooled, and he was a fucking weirdo.
Maybe if you're parents are retarded and lazy. There's all kinds of things to get kids involved in. Community art centers, gardens, martial arts, gymnastics programs, scouts, clubs. All kinds of shit.
>sports
>church
>homeschool groups
>going to the fucking park
>you don't have any way to meet other kids when you're homeschooled
Just completely untrue. is this the best anti-homeschoolers can really come up with?
im from aus and if you went to a footy club from a young age you basically had a group of brothers for life. theres a ton of sports/activities you can sign your kid up for, even better if your kid gets gud and enters competitions. if a kid grows up to be an friendless weirdo, its on the parents. hell i knew some motherfuckers in an after school chess club AND THEYRE STILL TIGHT TO THIS DAY
>enroll kid in sports
>enroll kid in music lessons or the billion other clubs/activities available to children
>take kid to the park
>be friendly with neighbors because I'm not a moron
retard
This is cope dude. Every homeschooled kid I met growing up was an under socialized weirdo. But no yours will be the exception.
>calls out cope with projection and anecdote
KEEEEEK
Maybe they seemed weird to you, as a damaged and deranged public school victim. Maybe their parents had values that were better than the prevailing culture. Why would you want to fit in with modern culture anyways?
Maybe for tards like you
Sending your kids to school at this point is child abuse. Your objections are idiotic.
Unironcially preparing them for adulthood
That's what everyone told me, and then I got out of school and life was fucking great. I am completely free to make whatever decisions I want.
yeah the same way sending them to prison teaches them street smarts
>recess is now "you can go outside and stand in this yellow square, no you cannot run"
I don't think anyone many for school to be this way, but I consider everyone involved to be guilty anyhow
>home-schooled girl starts her first year at our high school
>she's super shy and awkward but cute
>ask her out and end up taking her virginity
>she tells me she's in love and talks about getting married
>i get weirded out and ghost her
>years later run into her and she's still beautiful and has a family
>i live alone
thought i'd ruined her life back then, but i ruined my own
You deserve your unhappiness.
shut up
Nah, you do until you come to terms with it. Karma. I did something similar. Forgive yourself before God and pick up the pieces of your life.
basically every statistic shows homeschooled kids are happier and smarter than their public school (and iirc even private) school counterparts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeschooling#Research
Teacher here. 99% of problems are caused by politics, admin, and the students. Homeschooled kids are either super ahead of their peers or they are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Guess who usually homeschools the former group? Teachers who don't want their own kids subject to public schools. People think teaching is easy until they are forced to do it.
>Homeschooled kids are either super ahead of their peers or they are the dumbest motherfuckers
>a teacher makes an unsupported assertion and is wrong
Quelle surprise, hope you take that kind of rigor to work with you
Home schooled kids have always been ahead of public schooled kids on average. The only reason people think otherwise is because they have been raised and educated partly by Hollywood.
Intelligence is genetic
And studies show that missing years of education and doing it later has zero effect on ability
For example if you miss years 8 and 9 you would catch up with you peers somewhere in year 10
The 'education' part of public education is completely unneeded
The only argument is the solicitation and that is just terrible these days. Like being in a prison
homeschooled kids aren't dumb, they're just schizo because they never have to learn how to interact with people different than their family. Every home-schooler I've ever met has ended up lonely and miserable because they can't adapt to social situations. School is to give you the bare minimum to be a citizen and how to socialize with people who don't love you.
Yeah look at how you guys went to public schools and sure turned out alright
>School is to give you the bare minimum to be a citizen and how to socialize with people who don't love you
Wow, we give them our kids for eight hours a day and the current state of society is the best they can manage at that, huh?
>Perfectly smooth curve
That's not real data, retard.
>99% of problems are caused by politics, admin, and the students
The curriculum is worthless and No Child Left Behind means you're just teaching to game the standardized tests. Wouldn't ever let a child I cared about attend public school.
>Curriculum is worthless
This lol
Low iq people and teachers never talk about this. To dumb to see how worthless it all is
Shop classes and things like engineering should be taught in tandem with math. Arts should be taught in tandem with design and engineering as well. Gym should be less about football and running, and more to do with weight lifting, gymnastics and martial arts.
homeschool is the way to go
it's like putting your kids in college from the jump
but honestly, most kids dont read enough so that school is no big deal. you really shouldnt be learning so much at school, it's more about whittling down what you dont need.
but you only get that if you're significantly more advanced than your peers.
homeschool is great, of course, but you need to find a top tier school to go to by middleschool, or high school, so your kids can socialize.
Why would I send them to school to socialize? 95% of the time spent there is listening to a teacher, it's the most time inefficient way for kids to spend time with other kids I can imagine
Do you have any fucking idea what kind of children you are expecting your kid to socialize with?
You people are retarded. Most of the world is retarded and you can't shelter your kids from the masses forever. We unironically live in a society. Remember to get vaxxed.
>Sending your kid to a surveillance state school wearing clear backpacks and walking through x-rays every day to socialize with broccoli head tik tokkers and other alien brown creatures who can't read.
Grew up in rural Appalachia. We had mesh backpacks for about 2 years and then I started using a Jansport and nobody said a word.
And honestly even in my poor ass hillbilly small town with consolidated schools teaching 5-12 grades I got a good education.
Not perfect, but good. I felt a bit unprepared for college level math so I got a tutor. But I could talk circles around other kids about history, biology, chemistry, computers/programming, plus I got taught trades at home like carpentry, electrical.
So if my absolute shithole of a public school taught me well enough to get me onto a master's program in chem engineering while also giving me enough socialization to be able to connect with others then any other school should be fine.
And we had developmentally retarded kids starting fights, talking over teachers, being rowdy as fuck, destroying shit. It was effectively the white version of inner city schools.
Honestly without being surrounded by literal retards in middle and high school I dunno if I would've been prepared for how retarded kids grow into retarded adults-- most of whom developed egos or insecurities and use the bit of power they have over others at work to flex.
And homeschooling isn't what it's cracked up to be.
If you can get tutors for your kid throughout their entire life it's absolutely worth it, but you have to make sure they're going out with other kids to socialize.
Teach your kids life lessons, teach them how to fix the toilet or to keep a stock of batteries for when the power goes out, and how to treat loved ones during times of stress. Teach your kids how to drive manual and how to swim and what to do if they feel peer pressure. Otherwise, get your kid a fucking education and let them make friends with other retarded kids at school. And get them tutors in high school to get them a head start on college or teach them trades to get them a head start at a vocational school.
>most of whom developed egos or insecurities and use the bit of power they have over others at work to flex.
not just retarded kids do that. nerdy kids too. rich kids. popular kids. etc.
Rich kids will be the laziest people at any given job, unless it's a tech startup or the family business. Popular kids will peak in high school, flounder in college, and will either be humbled, drop out, or develop a thick layer of jadedness.
Retarded kids will Peter principle their way to a managerial position and hold teams hostage for years effectively stymying any progress possible because they developed social aspects not educational ones; retarded kids get good at manipulating teachers into second chances and retarded adults will manipulate bosses and pass the buck to underlings.
The only time I've hated rich kids was in college where they never tried and always bragged. In my line of work rich kids don't talk about being rich, they keep it a secret because it's embarrassing. But plenty of retards get just enough power to shut down good ideas from below because retards don't know how to collaborate and refuse to implement ideas that aren't theirs or a bosses.
A rich kid has never made me leave a job. But plenty of retards have. It's whatever though, job hopping every 1-2 years is the best way to get raises nowadays and I've found about 10 months is my patience breaking point for retards.
As for nerdy kids they split pretty evenly between insufferable and humble. If a nerdy kid is on my team they're usually fine, if they replace the retards for manager positions they're impossible to work for because they won't shut down your ideas-- they'll shut you down, steal your ideas, and pass them off as their own.
It's why any communication I make about changes is in writing and my state is 1 party consent so I record all my conversations with a pen mic. Saved my ass at least thrice now.
I'm not trying to shelter them. This isn't about hiding them away from other people, it's about refusing to make them spend a third of their childhood in a boring, incompetent institution wishing they were somewhere else.
Your kid is gonna feel the same way about homeschooling that you felt about public school you idiot.
You guys aren't even parents and never will be so honestly this conversation is just moot court. People taking on positions that sound good but are realistically out of their purview.
>Your kid is gonna feel the same way about homeschooling that you felt about public school you idiot.
Not one home schooler i have ever talked to felt about it what most kids feel about going to school. It's not always positive, but it's never anything like the same
Why would I want my kid to socialize with shitskins and retards? Homeschool parents take every opportunity to bring their kids to socialize with decent people, not public school fetal alcohol syndromes.
>Just throw your kids into the meat grinder bro it's too much work to keep them out of it
>homeschool
Way to gaurantee your kid is a social retard until adulthood. At school he has at least some chance.
theres afternoon programs where all the homeschool kids get together to play, crafts, arts, sports, etc dumbass. look at the social retards and sociopaths public schools churn out.
>look at the social retards and sociopaths public schools churn out
this is usually the parents fault
im sorry you have so little faith in your parenting skills
if its the parents fault, then homeschooling vs public school doesnt even fucking matter. and you're just being intellectually dishonest asserting forcing normal kids to spend time locked up with sociopaths all day isn't going to affect their micro-society and development.
You know all this and you still sent your kid to school.
scool is for foools your just assmad you're kids dont know there vowehls and cant count for shit. some people are just natural einstheins, sorry its not in your kids jean's.
Ok but how did he get the tattoo
He was smiling strange and looking happily deranged.
I like this is before the times when school started in the 2nd week of september cuz schools are desperately trying to justify their existences
Don't you want to lock your kids inside for seven hours a day a few weeks early?
>2nd week of september
uhhhh where im from it's always started in late august (most years on my birthday)
Summer begins when I wear shorts for the first time in the year, it ends the moment I wake up and don't put on shorts.
I wear pants year round
Don't your calves get clammy
I like wearing shorts. Theyre comfy and easy to wear. I wear shorts, even in the winter.
Suck my Gengar gay boy.
As soon as I finished reading your post I heard the music.
How much do you weigh?
You have to be 18 to post here.
So much this. In my last job I was required to wear long pants and closed shoes all the time.
Now I can show up in shorts and flipflops and I squeeze every little ounce of my short time out of that.
>flipflops
kys
>Now I can show up in shorts and flipflops
what the fuck is wrong with you?
I still use the "it's like talkin to yourself" line if someone asks me why i didnt indicate.
Whats that feeling where you're happy to have experienced something but sad you're not currently experiencing it.
That's my feeling
Melancholy. You can get addicted to that and lose years of your life.
How come only white people home school?
minority parents are usually out working
My high school had a band called Endless Mike. They were an alternative rock garage band in the mid-90s.
This show always made me feel depressed, even when I was a kid watching it.
It's too bad they never got a final season.
Give me 100% accurate lyrics to Hey Sandy RIGHT NOW
Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy
Four feet away
End of speech, it's the end of the day
We was only funnin'
But guiltily I thought you had it comin'
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy
Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back
Hey Sandy...
Wrong, it's "could you settle a sure bet?"
No it isn't. How does that make sense with the next line?
In my head canon it's about the cold war and MAD, that's why the name of the band is "Polaris" and the sample at the start of the track is talking about different ballistic missile platforms.
According to the singer no one has properly transcribed the lyrics yet
I always thought it was "hey sandy, does your dog bite?"
Shit bro I'm on the same fuckin page I think. Parents divorced and my dad was the one with the family, and I ended up with my mom who was the better choice by far but she didnt have a family. So all those holiday family gatherings were over in a flash. It was literally just me and mom until she met a guy, married him, then he died recently from cancer. So its just me and mom again. Life is a downward spiral
Fuck me,I am Europoor and I grew up with this show.EVERY TIME I eat hot bbq chicken wings I remember that episode with the underwear inspector kek
Yeah, we got it a few years later in Germany in 1995, I was just starting school that year.
All the stupid kids did not like it because it was not power rangers or some adhd cartoon lol.
Often when I find inspection stickers in my clothes, I think back to this show and it reminds me of the simpler times.
Was that the guy who ate chicken so perfectly he stacked the bones in an accurate way and the dad went almost mad about it?
>The way it was filmed using cameras normally not used for TV
>Everything real barely any sets
>All the kids there actually having fun
>Deep understanding of how teenager and kids see the world combined with adult reflection on childhood and teenage years
The sick day episode really vibed with me back then, because I often also faked being sick so I could stay home, not being in school prison. But I also sometimes had the feeling of missing out on school events.
Or when big Pete was anxious about being alone with his dad in the car running out of topic to talk really showed the disconnection between working dads and their kids a bit.
Just pure soul.
The people who write and direct and cast TV shows now are childless Hebrews and childless urban liberals who went to rootless international private schools. They are utterly incapable of even grasping the concepts presented in this show themselves let alone masterfully distilling it so others can feel it too by watching.
Petunia is Pete's eggname.
it was a beautiful and soulful show that captured suburban/small town life in the early 1990s. that era was magical and sadly isn't ever returning
>when my brother Pete and Artie, the strongest man in the world, go to the beach and try to beat up the ocean. They're not crazy, just angry
That right there is poetry
Its amazing what can happen when you let a kid just be a kid instead of being way too worried about shit and throwing pills down his throat
My biggest regret is going on pills , made me 100 times worse and a nervous wreck. tried to get off them multiple times then my head doctor calls my parents and they say "do it for us"
Feels like holden caulfield's internal autism narration, if my memory is anything to go by.
They hired a band to write a soundtrack for a kids show, and a lot of the songs are kind of bizarre. One about a crazy guy from NYC talking about the rapture.
Hey Sandy is about the Kent state shooting.
Sometimes a songs lyrics dont matter, its like listening to System of a Down, you never really realize most of its about Armenian Genocide and other stupid political shit, youre just jamming out cuz it sounds nice
Now that I'm 40 I'm amazed how much I cared about "the meaning" of shit in music when I was a teenager. The majority of it practically gibberish.
I would never consider even for a moment sending my kids to a public school in America for many reasons. 0% chance
If you enjoy this you should read Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury. It's just a huge nostalgia trip for summers spent in a small town as kids.
>have no memories of watching Pete & Pete
>remember the plate in the Mothers head that could pick up radio stations
>the tattoo Delilah(?) that could dance
>theme song
Kino
Also, cutie Italian Alison Fanelli.
Why does he look and act like Artie?
That motherfucker wishes he was as cool as Toby Huss.
They'll never let him back for the new season of King of the Hill
Mike Judge isn't the typical liberal cuck type though. He's kind of moderate libertarian.
What'd he do? Have an opinion?
I'm not OP but my guess is because he voices Kahn. With the Apu thing who knows.
Still would.
It's one of the greatest shows ever made and could never be made now.
Endless Mike.
Tool and Die
"You need a tool you come to me"
I can't wait for the Pete and Pete reboot with black brothers and a hip-hop remix of Hey Sandy
It's even more probably because they are redheads.
It's precisely because they are red heads.
If a character from a piece of media was redheaded, you can bet your ass they won't be nowadays. It's so pervasive I can't believe it doesn't bother normies as well. I mean, they notice that and just don't care I guess? The whole thing feels fucking weird, and I don't even hate black people. I'd be lying if I said I don't have fatigue over it all though.
This was all pre-primed for normies with the redheads don't have souls meme.
It's because they are the whitest of the white people.
WAITING FOR OCTOBER
I CROSS MY FINGERS
CROSS MY HEART
AND HOPE TO DIE
>Watching Band of Brothers
>Wtf, is that Endless Mike???
Kino.
>Endless Mike travels through time and becomes his own grandfather
>again and again and again and again and again
Truly a man without an end.
He must have ate a shitload of riboflavin
>Endless Mike is literally endless
>Taaaaaaysteeeeeeee!
The closest thing I could get to Pete and Pete is some of the Coen Brothers stuff
Not in the dialogue, but something about the tone/setting/real but slightly odd characters
>Summer ends when school starts which is now mid-August
ngmi
Is it as good as Stand By Me though?
>My dad says it's over precisely one second after midnight on September 31st
Dad is absolutely correct. Halloween season starts.
If we all built a town and moved there we could bring it back.
You don't FUCK with Papercut!
Literally Stand User/Batman villain material right there.
Papercut, Open Face, Endless Mike, Pit Stain
>mfw I'm about to spend the next hour researching Pete and Pete lore.
Also surprised nobody has mentioned some of the star power in this show. Pic related Danny Tamberelli is wearing a "Stooges" t-shirt. Their frontman, Iggy Pop, played Michelle Trachtenberg's character's father on the show. Ellen's dad was Steve Buscemi, and Adam West played the school principal.
forgot pic related. way to let himself go...
He always been a bit of a tank.
He just looks exactly like I would imagine adult Pete to look like.
Also, I said that in the last thread, why are there so many Pete & Pete threads lately anyway?
This show had a bunch of guest stars that ended up with incredible and/or iconic careers, while pretty much all of the main cast retired from acting
True.
Little Pete had to have made some money by playing the shithead son in GTAV.
>participate in an excellent Pete and Pete thread
>come back a few hours later, it's still going
this is going in my diary under the "good day" section
No piece of media better encapsulates the zeitgeist of being a kid and growing up in the 90s. I used to live in South Orange, where this was shot... after seeing OPs post I wasted hours daydreaming about my own childhood. I miss it so much bros.
>Can I offer you a sludge-sickle, anon?
Is that the guy from REM? Michael Stipe? He seems like the kind of guy that would have guested on this show.
Yes. Iggy Pop was also Nona's dad.
What a weird fucking show. Cool as Hell though. What's the story behind it's development?
The showrunners were contracted by Nickelodeon to produce 30-60 second "shorts." These short films were so popular that the network ordered some full length specials, which were, in turn, popular enough that a full three seasons were ordered. The show was unceremoniously cancelled after the third season, and the reason why is very much to do with OPs question about why the show has so much "SOVL." You see, Pete and Pete was expensive for a 90s Nick show, very expensive. At this time, Nickelodeon was changing their show formats to studio productions, filmed indoors, on a soundstage. If you were to, for some God unknown reason, watch a modern day live action Nick show you'd find that they reuse the same 3-4 sets over and over again throughout the season. Pete and Pete filmed on location in New Jersey, and whether by design or not, it captures that feeling of being a kid when stepping off your stoop and into the neighborhood was like launching yourself into the vastness of space. A studio is a sterile environment, but Pete and Pete's world was the real thing. But, compared to filming inside the studio, setting up shop on location to film a season didn't carry the ROI Nickelodeon was looking for.
and the writing was great bro. le quirky higher IQ "support your local scene" types. white culture
Makes sense, I guess. Nick had so many garbage shows, especially the game shows, that I'd think it would make sense to have some high quality shows to attract cable companies to the brand. But, I'm not a businessman.
Comparing it to something like Clarissa Explains it All and there's a massive atmosphere difference in the visuals and environments and it seems much more sterile and TV-like.
I have trouble remembering many other live Nickelodeon shows from back then. Uhh... Secret World of Alice Mack?
Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts, and Are You Afraid of the Dark? are most analogous, but Pete and Pete ruled them all.
Great production BTS breakdown anon ty
You will never taste the elusive Orange Lazarus™. Why even live?
I feel like Pete and Pete would be a pretty good period piece to show someone that asked what life was life in smalltown America in the 90s.
I don't think I want to go back and watch it, too depressing.
Yeah honestly, it hits a personal level of nostalgia that actually kind of hurts. The Halloween episode almost makes me cry. Not because it’s sad but because it so perfectly captures being a kid in a 90’s neighborhood.
none of the child stars were molested on this show either. dude in the pic is a comfy electrician now
You don't move past it you just go fucking numb over time.
>more cringe sappy sentimental millennial gayry blogposts and politics than discussion of this kino
stop
I love summer so much bros. Why does it have to be so short?
You'd go equatorial if you were sincere.
Equatorial weather is shit. Mild climate's summer is the best
Sad
KINO
KINO
KINO
>thread is still going
OP here, I hereby declare The Adventures of Pete & Pete officially certified /misc/ kino
What fucking dumbass names both their kids the same name? Did they run out of names and the name shop? Also, why so many pedophiles in the show, and why does the kid have a fucking tattoo on his back?
They didn't want to discriminate against one kid. But then again, if you had actually watched the show you'd know that, which means you're some dumb fucking braindead zoomer, go have a nice day asap.
Watched all the episodes on YT a few weeks back. Great show and so much of it still holds up. It was so interesting going back and seeing old kids shows where it had things like adults smoking still. Season 2 was the peak of the series and season 3 kind of took a dip in quality at the end, but still some good there. It is sad that the Snow Day movie that Nick made was originally meant to be a Pete and Pete movie, but by the time they got the movie out of production hell the cast was too old to play their roles.
The show has so much going for it:
>References to historical/philosophical concepts that kids may not understand, but the show is written for them anyways. Doesn't dumb anything down for the audience.
>Lots of indy music, including guest appearances by people from obscure indy bands (Even Iggy Pop shows up in a few episodes)
>References to films, like Reservoir Dogs, but in a kids show
>Plot lines that involve kids figuring things out for themselves
>Super creative with their low-budget. Instead of special effects, they ask an actor to "wrestle" a bowling ball.
I rank Pete & Pete as one of the best shows of all time, up there with The Sopranos and The Wire.
No wonder Snow Day actually holds up
Ty for the soul post OP
Listen to the end of Hey Sandy from the album, I don't think they ever played it on the show
I don't know how, but it always breaks me inside
I got into the Magnetic Fields years after this show, so revisiting it and hearing Stephin Merritt's music used throughout was amazing.
They used "Why I Cry" when Artie leaves. Holy shit this show is perfect. It leaves me with such a deep melancholy sadness when its over. It takes high art to capture something so magic and pure as the suburbs at twilight and distill it.
Do people typing here really think a parent is going to make a decision to homeschool his kid or not based on a Cinemaphile post? Why do you retards keep typing this. Nobody cares about your opinion, nobody is going to follow your advice. I think homeschooling is completely superior in every single possible manner but I'm not gonna sit here all thread thinking I'm this arrogant to believe someone will take my advice. If you need parental advice from a 4ch post, homeschooling or not is the least of your problems dummy
Is mutt culture ever going to be able to produce something as soulful as indie diy 90's music culture?
i wanna rewatch this now
what's the best quality torrent out there these days?
Season 1 and 2 have DVD Rips
Season 3 was reaired on Noggin in the last decade, so there's probably a high quality rip available. No DVD for season 3 though.
They were pressed and put on pallets that have been sitting in a warehouse in Santa Barbara for 18 years.
I recall S3 never making it to DVD, which was some shit.
Watch it in 480 4:3, the show was produced directly for 90s tvs, the lower quality makes it feel comfier.
What's the song at 19:50 - 20:55?
All the songs were written by a small band(Polaris) for the show specifically. So it's probably just a stinger for the show by them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polaris_(American_band)
Damn, I wish more productions were like SEGA when it comes to music where they release literally everything, even basically 30s sound assets like this. Because you never know what kind of random melody will hit you hard.
that's Your Long White Fingers by the Gothic Archies
https://archive.org/details/09TheSunburnSong/02+-+Your+Long+White+Fingers.mp3
D:
I am forever in your debt anon
I grew up an hour from where they filmed this. Mister Softee trucks literally delivered ice cream when I was a kid during summer.