How do you please star wars fans?

How do you please star wars fans?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if SW really wants the female audience they need to add male actors that look like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what gets me. Women don't want powerful women. They want a vuncha guys. From over the years, it seems yo me most women into Star Wars are fujos that love the scenes with all men. A friend's sister used to be huge intonprequrl slash fic.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop with the fricking jedi shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill off luke and han again, they loved that. Also kill yoda or something frick that green prick. Kill darth vader too

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By flooding them with comics, video games and books so they can't obsess over how bad one is

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fr, what the frick are they playing at with the vidya? Surely a goldmine even if they just license it out

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making it. Disney saturates everything they ever touch. Soulless ~~*White*~~ slavers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >George Lucas' attorney, PR person and financial advisor wrote a statement that he didn't look at before he signed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whos proxy fight?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make Rey a nudist

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Babu Freek trilogy.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We only really give a shit about the sith. You all know it's true. The Jedi, the rebels, they fricking suck and I'm sick of them.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any new star wars movie or show gets shit on initially. The same fans that hated the prequels hated now worship them. People that hated rogue one now call it the greatest SW movie. I bet in a few years people will start praising the sequel trilogy while hating on all the new shit comes out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you just said is delusional cope. The prequels still suck ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet in a few years people will start praising the sequel trilogy while hating on all the new shit comes out
      Why do you keep repeating this lmao

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead franchise. “Have to appeal to children” -> “Have to appeal to women” -> “Have to appeal to minorities” -> “Have to appeal to lbgt”

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not having ugly mutt casting and zoomer dialogue

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You stick to the source material and don’t add lame and gay characters nobody give a a shit about.

    Go woke, go broke. Simple as.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make something good.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same way you please most movie fans. You make something worthwhile.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you please star wars fans?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't. You just ignore the people that constantly complain about every little thing you do and tell them to go frick themselves. These particular types are people like Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, and Mauler. These people will never be happy with what you do because they only exist to complain to make money and get attention. Focus on the things that are important in Star Wars like diverse characters.

    Lucasfilm is good at what they do. They just need to stop paying attention to idiots.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8IHZ63M.png

      How do you please star wars fans?

      They had the chance to ditch the "canon" era starting from 2014, do a hiatus and a make over of LF, either creating a new storyline or continue the pre-2014 (tcw excluded) expanded universe.

      The Acolyte is a show from a failed multi media project that's kept alive out of ego. It has a niche fanbase with poor merch sales, typical of Disney Star wars. It's the kind of disaster that would've killed SW in the 90's.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already please Star Wars fans. The non-sexist ones of course.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch trailer
    >it has good settings, nice movie-like visuals, promising action scenes
    >people on the internet are hating on it because women and non-whites
    I'm starting to think journos were right about the SW fandom being filled with chuds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the bigger reason is people are just tired of endless SW slop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the shit the director has said? people aren't complaining for no reason

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We must have watched different trailers. I saw a really dull show. Lots of the volume or whatever it's called

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just make the most generic hero's story possible, but make it sci-fi with cool set pieces and it will print money. It really isn't hard.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Re-release the original, non-Special Edition trilogy. That's all they care about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone made an unofficial version of this in Blu-Ray quality. My bro got it for me for Christmas a few years ago and I love it. I remember the time before the remasters and it brings me back, they're awesome.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An Imperial-focused story starring a handsome white male main character with a beautiful white female love interest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >An Imperial-focused story
      This. The israelitedi need to be exposed. We need a Greatest Story Never Told about the Empire.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You cant. Disney completely ruined the franchise forever. It went from a staple of American pop culture to bargin bin trash

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No diversity, only 80s manly men and one tsundere hot female costar. The men do cool shit and fight, deal with some philosophy/ethics surrounding life and war, and overcome the odds in an epic final battle. AND NO MORE DEATH STARS. ITS BEEN DONE.

    You're welcome.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give the fans what they want. That's literally it. Nobody gives a frick about writer and director "visions", they just want more space opera with sexy aliens and laser swords. Just shows the quality of modern writers when they can't do something that simple.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hire competent people without political agendas and motivations

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What political agendas are even here moron?!? all you fricks ever do is cry nonsense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not being an butthole is political? Wow, you really are a loser

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            purposely shoving diversity for diversitys sake is pushing a political agenda, yes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              or you’re a loser

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does that even mean you moronic homosexual?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It means you’re a big fat smelly doo doo head because you won’t bend the knee. That is literally their mindset

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That Anon attempted to answer the question and you're just giving them shit for it. Its very simple. No LGBT, no browns, no forced inclusion or politics of any kind. Just normal people living in an abnormal world full of hot alien babes and laser swords. Simple as. Make the movie or don't.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can the hot alien babes occasionally make out?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i agree, i'm not a fan of the chud category of apps

            What political agendas are even here moron?!? all you fricks ever do is cry nonsense

            fake chud app downvote numbers

            >watch trailer
            >it has good settings, nice movie-like visuals, promising action scenes
            >people on the internet are hating on it because women and non-whites
            I'm starting to think journos were right about the SW fandom being filled with chuds.

            or you’re a loser

            >it’s not political when the left does it
            >I’m totally neutral but if you disagree with the left then you’re the bad one
            >t. Kneels for BLM, wears the pussy hat, and thinks men are women
            >just pretend like anti White and maleness is a core of the Left’s beliefs
            >just pretend like they literally haven’t already told you to your face that diversity means less White people….which is totally fine
            >you’re the one with the problem if you don’t support the left’s agendas
            >just bend the knee and submit to leftist progressivism and consoom the slop
            >forced agendas don’t exist!…..except only when the right does it!
            >it’s not happening but it’s a good thing anyway

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who are you quoting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                trannies pathetic enough to come cry on Cinemaphile

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day leftist Black person.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake chud app downvote numbers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i agree, i'm not a fan of the chud category of apps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      proofs?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you please Star Wars fans

    Make a good fricking StarWars movie for starters.

    We haven't had one since 2005.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worse. We haven't since 1983.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will KK finally be fired is this bombs? She can't keep getting away w/ this

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black women are the most uncharismatic and unlikeable thing on earth stop trying to force people to like them.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High budget (we are talking feature film money) Star Wars porn.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An artists job is to never listen to fans. A fan would want a 6 part mini series of the side kicks childhood dog. They should never be listened to and the biggest mistake SW made was pandering to these losers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the people involved with this production are artists except for the propmakers, costume designers, and painters.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's feminist garbage, they were very clear with their mission statement. lucas is to blame too, he empowered kk and i highly doubt any idea he would come up with would be better. he'd make feminist slop too. the book he based star wars on, "The Hero with a Thousand Faces," is treated like Mein Kampf in colleges these days because Joseph Campbell is a heckin racist anti semite! star wars is never happening again with israelites or lucas involved

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s really telling that you have roaving discord trannie raids running damage control for nuwars just like with Rangs o Powa, Witcher, and Indiana Jones. Gotta defend diverse and inclusive corporation product

    Heck troons are a diverse and inclusive corporation product

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have an army of giant blonde Scandinavian woman in bikinis, who wield lightsabers and are force sensitive, be the main villains of a future trilogy and a young miner from a desert planet called Ekul be the main protagonists.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have a White male protagonist,and no girlboss. Oh,and send Karen Kennedy to retirenment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retirement?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By letting it die

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you please star wars fans?
    If you have to ask you're the wrong person for the job.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make the EU canon again, and throw in the sequel trilogy and its lore into
    >don't make a woman the lead character
    >dont hire women but instead giga autistic white dudes to make all the secondary material like it was done before the ip got bought
    >convince george to direct or elaborate on his ideas for his own third trilogy

    that's about it

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