How do you reboot the James Bond franchise to it's former glory?

How do you reboot the James Bond franchise to it's former glory?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not Pierce turns backwards while driving the motorcycle to face her, so that he can feed her a piece of cake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His mind is an enigma.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        palme d'oil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. You made me watch the scene and he doesn’t.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid you don't. Austin Powers made studio execs so fricking butthurt and self conscious that it killed Bond and then all this pozzed Black personloving doublehomosexualry was the double-tap.

    We are probably only five years out from Jordan Peele doing a revamped Bond series where Bond is the villain oppressing colonized trans folk across the globe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is, there were black women in Bond before the modern movies. There was also a trans woman actually.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There were but as frick dolls. The trannie is just an extra who lied to the producers so it doesn't count.

        Nolan cold war era trilogy

        Nolan wouldn't debase himself with being under the leash of Barbara Broccoli. He's about to win an Oscar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would not surprise me, anon. As long as Barbara Broccoli lives, Bond is dead. Michael G. Wilson is in his 80's, it's over. It will get sold to Bezos once Barbara is close to dying and he'll make exactly what you posted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Touch grass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan cold war era trilogy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace Tradition. Reject Modernity.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For England, James?

    For Israel. Draft incoming.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post-Cold War James Bond doesn't make sense. Spy shit is just poorly dressed nerds in dark rooms working on cracking encryption codes and intercepting emails from government officials now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, when they showed the FBI dweebs who tried to frame Trump for shit, they were NOT what I was expecting. Cat ladies with greasy hair I was embarrassed for our Country.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James Bond never made much sense at all, he'd just be doing mundane shit like trying to coax Russian military attaches into leaking documents about Soviet military positions in eastern Europe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always been a moronic take, 80% of bond movies are about a cartoon super villain where the Russians are usually helping bond out.

      Nolan cold war era trilogy

      Retro shit is cringe.

      https://i.imgur.com/re7vWxi.jpg

      How do you reboot the James Bond franchise to it's former glory?

      Cool opening scene, gets a call while in post sex bed with babe to to return to base get mission from M (who is NOT A TRATIOR OR OVER SUBVERSION P) get cool gadgets from Q ( NOT SMART BLOOD tracking device, THATS NOT COOL YOU TARDS) , goes on mission where he has to wear nice clothes and chat with people in high class hotal/bar/island meets main babe, goes no night mission to break into secret base/hotal room, factory. Sleeps with main babe. The break in mission reveals evil plan, has to go on raid to even bigger secret base to stop plan, last major action scene, ends with him with main babe turns out in his beach resort/penthouse/island bes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already done, it is called kingsmen. Don't watch the 3rd though, that is lukewarm manblast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kingsman is gay and Reddit. James Bond is Cinemaphile, barring Craig

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white norf protag
        >only black is the villain

        tell me more how it is reddit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?? the first movie is great. how could anyone hate it?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The church scene was gay and lame, other than that? I loved it but the fact remains that it feels very subversive but the sequels being so shit reflects badly on the first.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            second one is literally the remake of the first one, you could probably superimpose the two and get a fully functioning third movie

            I agree they became gradually more pozzed, but 2nd was still better than 99% of what we have today.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond 1962
    Chad
    >Bond 1997
    Cuck
    >Bond 2021
    Turbo cuck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brosnan's Bond wasn't a cuck though. Neutered for sure but his movies had perhaps the most overt male gaze stuff in the series and non stop sex puns. Yes, he let that c**t pretending to be M insult him but she pretty much apologized for it in the same scene and smiled when Bond smiled at her, showing she's not immune to his charm. Brosnan's movies were great, come on. Let's not let Craig ruin our view of Piercekino.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bond is a reflection of British cultural and political influence, him being buckbroken is fitting.
    Notice how in Casino Royale, he had to ve rescyed by an American.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and make sure women don't get the right to vote
    crazy how many problems could be solved by this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but who gave them voting rights? We have to go way back in time and look out for a certain type of person in history who's been expelled a curious amount of times and seems to be behind every bad thing. Just spitballing here, of course.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as a Baron Samedi type villain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back in 2006, Bondforums were convinced they'd do the novels in the same row but with different names and that idea floated there. Total reboot of the books top down. Never happened. The Craig era is just shit.

      second one is literally the remake of the first one, you could probably superimpose the two and get a fully functioning third movie

      I agree they became gradually more pozzed, but 2nd was still better than 99% of what we have today.

      Perhaps but to me they felt like so juvenile although I can see how they're a love letter and exaggerated to stand out from Bond but still. I wish Matthew Vaughn was able to do Casino Royale with Henry Cavill in '06 as he wanted.

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