How do you respond in this situation?

How do you respond in this situation?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying implications

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom, we're can we not do this a church?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "hey, I get what you're saying but don't be filthy about it"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FILTHY? SO NOW IT'S FILTHY?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That was decoy cum, sweetie.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They all do and they always cheat,leave or try to make my life and psyche shit.Big fucking deal,Cameron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s time to reflect anon, they aren’t all the problem here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I'm glad you're suffering. Take a look around. Most men aren't attractive and many attractive women are stuck with average men. I cheat with them because I want to rip your little relationship apart. You should be alone and miserable. Intelligent and good looking men should have multiple wives.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not attractive, intelligent or rich
        This shitty larp is cringy as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most men aren't attractive
        Most women aren't either. Stop having low as fuck standards who thinks a woman is attractive just because she slaps on some makeup and keeps her mouth shut. Actually take things like her personality, intellect, income, ability to read/write, and experience into consideration.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you're 200 lbs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 150 and fit

            most women are attractive in the sense of "sure i'd cum in them"
            most men aren't attractive in the sense of "yeah he'll be a good husband and daddy"

            >most women are attractive in the sense of "sure i'd cum in them"
            Again, stop having low as fuck standards.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Again, stop having low as fuck standards.
              why? it's not like I can get pregnant lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why?
                Because you're creating more shitty women.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah sure blame me and not the parents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parents can only be blamed for so long. Past 20, it's your fault for still having low standards and encouraging women to be shitty.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          most women are attractive in the sense of "sure i'd cum in them"
          most men aren't attractive in the sense of "yeah he'll be a good husband and daddy"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most women are under 50 pounds of makeup which is the only difference between men and women. Men have to try with their genuine selves while women sell a product. It's why they shouldn't be able to vote.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you me?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN YOUR EYES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was so fucking cute in this movie
      This movie legit bummed me out, imagine meeting the perfect girl and then the very next morning your life is ruined because of some crazy bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well maybe you still get to be cats in the next life with her or whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I SEE
      YOUR EYES ARE OPEN

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It means you werent qualified to mother my children, sorry, gtfo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cold. That's enough to make a bro want to drive off the road or crash into a wall or some shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Means you're a whore. Now get to sucking.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I faked my orgasm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made me chuck n sneed

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of this scene

    >i let you come INSIDE of me

    and also this one

    >i'm not mad...it's just, you fucked me in the ass hank. I gave up the butt for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I gave up the butt for you
      True story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who hates strawberry candies? wtf

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah those things are better than 90% of all other candy out there. Fucking what.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This infographic is shit. The first thing we'd fight over as kids were the Smarties.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my mom gave out chicken legs once. I had no idea what she was thinking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sodomy is an abomination.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean... I kinda wish my GFs where this open about stuff.
        I never know I've done something to offend them before they've been seething for a week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She sounds nice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt they just talk on the phone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"this guy is monster! he likes to fuck women in the ass and then tell them he likes to keep it casual"

      hes literally me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm picking up good vibrations

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this guy and Tech Support are the same fucking actor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fucking chameleon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I bet you say that to all the guys.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asking the wrong guy

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the best weapon you can have against a woman is a video of you giving her a facial.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how did you ask to start recording a blowjob or anything?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You lie. They know what you're doing but just want plausible deniability so they dont feel like dirty sluts. Just tell them you're taking stills or it isn't recording.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that seems unethical bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is. I don't really recommend it. But it happens. Most women who are anything close to normal if they're into you enough to be put in that position want you to tell them little white lies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and this will do what? some women dont care no more

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[Raucous laughter]

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so have i

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say, yes that does mean something!
    Come here,...I give her a hug, I start to shed tears and tell her that I love her.
    I give her a kiss on her cheeck and look her in the eyes and say to her, please always be with me, never leave me, I got your back, please have mine.
    At this point I start to cry and begg her to mary me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >At this point I start to cry and begg her to mary me.
      that's the part where you whip it out and she sucks it, not where you cry and beg

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it meant something then, but it doesn't mean anything now. others have done it before, they mean nothing now neither.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna give my gf my cum

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