How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

How do you respond to this without sounding mad, /misc/?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm big where it counts"

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly it was even worse than this until Nintendo stepped in

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I get that a lot.”

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First this, now Barbie. They surreptitiously embed feminist woke “bad white men” messages into seemingly harmless cartoons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How so?
      White men are the least manlet men so

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, stop pretending to be racially attacked. this is just against short men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      found the manlet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario isn't white he's Italian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think you notice this now.

      Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
      So many people have helped sell their futures and their kids' futures away thinking these shows were "le real manly shows for manly men like me"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never watched Mad Men, how is it feminist predictive programming? I'm curious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
        Mad Men was the most sanctimonious garden gnomed out feminist progressive bullshit I think I ever saw and I only watched it because you fucks keep meming it and telling me it was great.
        I don't watch capeshit but if the boys is made by amazon it's going to be cucked.

        I HATE TV AND FILM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White men are the tallest in the world you insecure little manlet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the tallest man in the world is chinese

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An average white man mogs 10 000s average chinks in terms of height

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and yet the tallest man in the world is chinese
            you = btfo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I definitely care about someone being a genetic freak that's gonna suffer from health issues, yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          According to the Guinness World Records, the tallest human in recorded history was Robert Wadlow of the United States (1918–1940), who was 272 cm (8 ft 11 in). He received media attention in 1939 when he was measured to be the tallest man in the world, beating John Rogan’s record, after reaching a height of 267 cm (8 ft 9 in)1.

          Currently, the title of the tallest living male is held by Sultan Kösen of Turkey who is 251 cm (8 ft 2.82 in) tall23.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >~~*Guinness World Records*~~
            uh oh ok rabbi

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bao Xishun (also known as Xi Shun; born November 2, 1951) is a Chinese-Mongolian herdsman from Chifeng, Inner Mongolia, recognized by Guinness World Records as one of the world's tallest living men at 7 feet 9 inches (236 cm)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally seething in rage
                >"B-BUT WIKIPEDIA SAYS..."
                lmao
                dominated

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter you retarded gay, is about averages, in the new world white males are the tallest in every single country that isn't the USA where field morons were breed to be bigger than the African ones. Europeans are the tallest countries in the world. The tall indians (hunters in north America and the patagonian indians) never reached their peak potential. Some African ethnicities were tall but with modern diets they don't get taller, but they do get bulkier. The truth is that the "white males" outraged at this funny joke are just angry manlets that want to be protected by actual white men. They want to hide and seethe surrounded by more powerful men. You can't trick me Manlet. This wasn't against white men, it was against short manlets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds pretty mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Italian
      >white

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're short therefore not human
    manletbros...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d cry and seethe

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully I'm not short so I don't need to. I do however have a micropenis.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, because I'm not short.

      How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the Japanese script has no height jokes.
    It really gets the noggin' joggin' that they had to include them in all the western releases.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's established as being belittled for his size before this scene.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "It's you who's short, Peachy. Short of a bitch."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with a backhand

      immediately bend her over and assert dominance

      Call my Green Dinosaur that can eat everything and tell him this bitch is lunch.

      >ACK!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does she even need saving if she is already better then every other character?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't. Mario just tags along because they think that by defeating Bowser it might save Luigi.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE IM NOT BERATING YOU FOR YOUR ASSYMETRICAL WHORE FACE AM I?
    I WAS GONNA BE NICE TO YOU! WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS ON OK THING TO SAY YOU BITCH? YOU THOUGHT IT MAY BE FUNNY? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT? FUCK YOU DIE

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    with a backhand

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first human shes ever seen you retards
    The answer is unironically "Im big where it counts"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think the toads took care of her sexual urges?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    immediately bend her over and assert dominance

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call my Green Dinosaur that can eat everything and tell him this bitch is lunch.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By not caring and getting shit done (ie stomping Kong). Mario passes this shit test and even secures a date by the end.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you're short you're not a human
    Why is this okay but you can't be racist or say something bad about women or fags? Double standard much?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dump her and fuck Rosalina instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, space bitch is perfect.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Instantly attacking your own allies? Are you sure you are the good guys here?"

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lmfao.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she acted like N64 Peach, I wanted to have cake with her. I want to cunt punch this bitch.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does she even need mario if she can do what he does but better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn’t under the impression that she needed him until he won over the Kongs. The only reason they initially met is because Mario wanted help finding Luigi.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, because I'm not short.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Bitch I'm already two inches about the national average."

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just walk away.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of this girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correction: she said *short men shouldn't have human rights*. She just said what every woman thinks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek she's right about that though, just like women shouldn't have rights either

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's either me or a mushroom

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show skills then go home or join Bowser. Mushroom kingdom people can fix their problems themselves and thank her princess lack of public relations skills for it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These guys should make a Wario Land movie. Captain Syrup is in those games.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peach has eaten a super mushroom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is still shorter than the other humans we see in this movie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is average height in shitaly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's from Brooklyn. Always was.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a pigmey born in brooklyn will magically grow to the average amerishart height
            ok

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Bros bros, we need more time

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey if I wore your heels I'd be taller than you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, gay.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her up

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