How do you respond to this without sounding mad? Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous How do you respond to this without sounding mad, /misc/?
"I'm big where it counts"
Supposedly it was even worse than this until Nintendo stepped in
“I get that a lot.”
First this, now Barbie. They surreptitiously embed feminist woke “bad white men” messages into seemingly harmless cartoons.
White men are the least manlet men so
no, stop pretending to be racially attacked. this is just against short men
found the manlet
Mario isn't white he's Italian
You think you notice this now.
Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
So many people have helped sell their futures and their kids' futures away thinking these shows were "le real manly shows for manly men like me"
I never watched Mad Men, how is it feminist predictive programming? I'm curious
>Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
Mad Men was the most sanctimonious garden gnomed out feminist progressive bullshit I think I ever saw and I only watched it because you fucks keep meming it and telling me it was great.
I don't watch capeshit but if the boys is made by amazon it's going to be cucked.
I HATE TV AND FILM
White men are the tallest in the world you insecure little manlet
the tallest man in the world is chinese
An average white man mogs 10 000s average chinks in terms of height
and yet the tallest man in the world is chinese
you = btfo
I definitely care about someone being a genetic freak that's gonna suffer from health issues, yes
According to the Guinness World Records, the tallest human in recorded history was Robert Wadlow of the United States (1918–1940), who was 272 cm (8 ft 11 in). He received media attention in 1939 when he was measured to be the tallest man in the world, beating John Rogan’s record, after reaching a height of 267 cm (8 ft 9 in)1.
Currently, the title of the tallest living male is held by Sultan Kösen of Turkey who is 251 cm (8 ft 2.82 in) tall23.
>~~*Guinness World Records*~~
uh oh ok rabbi
Bao Xishun (also known as Xi Shun; born November 2, 1951) is a Chinese-Mongolian herdsman from Chifeng, Inner Mongolia, recognized by Guinness World Records as one of the world's tallest living men at 7 feet 9 inches (236 cm)
>literally seething in rage
>"B-BUT WIKIPEDIA SAYS..."
It doesn't matter you retarded gay, is about averages, in the new world white males are the tallest in every single country that isn't the USA where field morons were breed to be bigger than the African ones. Europeans are the tallest countries in the world. The tall indians (hunters in north America and the patagonian indians) never reached their peak potential. Some African ethnicities were tall but with modern diets they don't get taller, but they do get bulkier. The truth is that the "white males" outraged at this funny joke are just angry manlets that want to be protected by actual white men. They want to hide and seethe surrounded by more powerful men. You can't trick me Manlet. This wasn't against white men, it was against short manlets.
That sounds pretty mad
>you're short therefore not human
I’d cry and seethe
Thankfully I'm not short so I don't need to. I do however have a micropenis.
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
Apparently the Japanese script has no height jokes.
It really gets the noggin' joggin' that they had to include them in all the western releases.
he's established as being belittled for his size before this scene.
"It's you who's short, Peachy. Short of a bitch."
why does she even need saving if she is already better then every other character?
She doesn't. Mario just tags along because they think that by defeating Bowser it might save Luigi.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU STUPID WHORE IM NOT BERATING YOU FOR YOUR ASSYMETRICAL WHORE FACE AM I?
I WAS GONNA BE NICE TO YOU! WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS ON OK THING TO SAY YOU BITCH? YOU THOUGHT IT MAY BE FUNNY? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT? FUCK YOU DIE
with a backhand
This is the first human shes ever seen you retards
The answer is unironically "Im big where it counts"
You think the toads took care of her sexual urges?
immediately bend her over and assert dominance
Call my Green Dinosaur that can eat everything and tell him this bitch is lunch.
By not caring and getting shit done (ie stomping Kong). Mario passes this shit test and even secures a date by the end.
>if you're short you're not a human
Why is this okay but you can't be racist or say something bad about women or fags? Double standard much?
Dump her and fuck Rosalina instead
Agreed, space bitch is perfect.
>"Instantly attacking your own allies? Are you sure you are the good guys here?"
I wish she acted like N64 Peach, I wanted to have cake with her. I want to cunt punch this bitch.
why does she even need mario if she can do what he does but better
She wasn’t under the impression that she needed him until he won over the Kongs. The only reason they initially met is because Mario wanted help finding Luigi.
I don't, because I'm not short.
"Bitch I'm already two inches about the national average."
>Just walk away.
reminds me of this girl
correction: she said *short men shouldn't have human rights*. She just said what every woman thinks
kek she's right about that though, just like women shouldn't have rights either
It's either me or a mushroom
Show skills then go home or join Bowser. Mushroom kingdom people can fix their problems themselves and thank her princess lack of public relations skills for it.
These guys should make a Wario Land movie. Captain Syrup is in those games.
Peach has eaten a super mushroom.
Mario is still shorter than the other humans we see in this movie.
Mario is average height in shitaly
He's from Brooklyn. Always was.
>a pigmey born in brooklyn will magically grow to the average amerishart height
Mario Bros bros, we need more time
hey if I wore your heels I'd be taller than you
Do it, gay.
Beat her up