How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

How do you respond to this without sounding mad, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I'm big where it counts"

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supposedly it was even worse than this until Nintendo stepped in

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    “I get that a lot.”

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    First this, now Barbie. They surreptitiously embed feminist woke “bad white men” messages into seemingly harmless cartoons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How so?
      White men are the least manlet men so

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, stop pretending to be racially attacked. this is just against short men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      found the manlet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario isn't white he's Italian

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think you notice this now.

      Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
      So many people have helped sell their futures and their kids' futures away thinking these shows were "le real manly shows for manly men like me"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never watched Mad Men, how is it feminist predictive programming? I'm curious

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine when you finally understand how shows like "Mad Men" and "The Boys" are feminist predictive programming.
        Mad Men was the most sanctimonious israelited out feminist progressive bullshit I think I ever saw and I only watched it because you fricks keep meming it and telling me it was great.
        I don't watch capeshit but if the boys is made by amazon it's going to be cucked.

        I HATE TV AND FILM

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      White men are the tallest in the world you insecure little manlet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the tallest man in the world is chinese

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          An average white man mogs 10 000s average chinks in terms of height

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            and yet the tallest man in the world is chinese
            you = btfo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I definitely care about someone being a genetic freak that's gonna suffer from health issues, yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          According to the Guinness World Records, the tallest human in recorded history was Robert Wadlow of the United States (1918–1940), who was 272 cm (8 ft 11 in). He received media attention in 1939 when he was measured to be the tallest man in the world, beating John Rogan’s record, after reaching a height of 267 cm (8 ft 9 in)1.

          Currently, the title of the tallest living male is held by Sultan Kösen of Turkey who is 251 cm (8 ft 2.82 in) tall23.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >~~*Guinness World Records*~~
            uh oh ok rabbi

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bao Xishun (also known as Xi Shun; born November 2, 1951) is a Chinese-Mongolian herdsman from Chifeng, Inner Mongolia, recognized by Guinness World Records as one of the world's tallest living men at 7 feet 9 inches (236 cm)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally seething in rage
                >"B-BUT WIKIPEDIA SAYS..."
                lmao
                dominated

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter you moronic homosexual, is about averages, in the new world white males are the tallest in every single country that isn't the USA where field Black folk were breed to be bigger than the African ones. Europeans are the tallest countries in the world. The tall indians (hunters in north America and the patagonian indians) never reached their peak potential. Some African ethnicities were tall but with modern diets they don't get taller, but they do get bulkier. The truth is that the "white males" outraged at this funny joke are just angry manlets that want to be protected by actual white men. They want to hide and seethe surrounded by more powerful men. You can't trick me Manlet. This wasn't against white men, it was against short manlets.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds pretty mad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Italian
      >white

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're short therefore not human
    manletbros...

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d cry and seethe

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully I'm not short so I don't need to. I do however have a micropenis.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't, because I'm not short.

      How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently the Japanese script has no height jokes.
    It really gets the noggin' joggin' that they had to include them in all the western releases.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's established as being belittled for his size before this scene.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "It's you who's short, Peachy. Short of a b***h."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      with a backhand

      immediately bend her over and assert dominance

      Call my Green Dinosaur that can eat everything and tell him this b***h is lunch.

      >ACK!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does she even need saving if she is already better then every other character?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't. Mario just tags along because they think that by defeating Bowser it might save Luigi.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU STUPID prostitute IM NOT BERATING YOU FOR YOUR ASSYMETRICAL prostitute FACE AM I?
    I WAS GONNA BE NICE TO YOU! WHY DID YOU THINK THAT WAS ON OK THING TO SAY YOU b***h? YOU THOUGHT IT MAY BE FUNNY? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THAT? FRICK YOU DIE

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    with a backhand

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first human shes ever seen you morons
    The answer is unironically "Im big where it counts"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think the toads took care of her sexual urges?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    immediately bend her over and assert dominance

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call my Green Dinosaur that can eat everything and tell him this b***h is lunch.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not caring and getting shit done (ie stomping Kong). Mario passes this shit test and even secures a date by the end.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you're short you're not a human
    Why is this okay but you can't be racist or say something bad about women or gays? Double standard much?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dump her and frick Rosalina instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, space b***h is perfect.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Instantly attacking your own allies? Are you sure you are the good guys here?"

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lmfao.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she acted like N64 Peach, I wanted to have cake with her. I want to c**t punch this b***h.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does she even need mario if she can do what he does but better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn’t under the impression that she needed him until he won over the Kongs. The only reason they initially met is because Mario wanted help finding Luigi.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, because I'm not short.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "b***h I'm already two inches about the national average."

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just walk away.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of this girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      correction: she said *short men shouldn't have human rights*. She just said what every woman thinks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek she's right about that though, just like women shouldn't have rights either

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's either me or a mushroom

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show skills then go home or join Bowser. Mushroom kingdom people can fix their problems themselves and thank her princess lack of public relations skills for it.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These guys should make a Wario Land movie. Captain Syrup is in those games.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach has eaten a super mushroom.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is still shorter than the other humans we see in this movie.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is average height in shitaly

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's from Brooklyn. Always was.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a pigmey born in brooklyn will magically grow to the average amerishart height
            ok

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Bros bros, we need more time

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey if I wore your heels I'd be taller than you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, homosexual.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her up

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