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repeat what he said a mocking way with a silly face
Heh.
Oh. I you didn’t!
fpbp
>A Geeeeeniiiius. Biiiilllllionaire. Playyyyyyboy. Philannnnnnthropist.
draw him as a onions wojak
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Take off my shoes, get on my knees, put the shoes on my knees, then repeat the same he just said while adding "look at me" after each pause
You forgot to include "while still being a head taller than him".
Drop my trousers, bend over, spread my cheeks and spray my power mist
That's a lot of words just to say you've been to Epstein's island.
I wouldn't have said anything. I would have listened, and that's what no one else did.
>Steve, your meme is awesome!
>No
>You are Stark
>naked
There are black people outside your house.
>Big man in a suit or armor. Take that away and hat are you?
>A big man.
> for you
I love racist iron man
>Don't forget who run "thangs" around here pal
>Does anyone else's butthole really hurt today or is it just me?
Did Black Panther canonically die in the MCU because his ass got blown out, or do they not specify how he died?
it's an unspecified terminal illness. The sister tries to find a cure but doesn't succeed in time.
Guess she should have reprogrammed the synapses to work collectively.
They should have just recast him. He's not that memorable of an actor or whatever. But I guess they couldn't focus on all the girl power in the second one if they did that.
>more powerful
Couldn't Iron Man just fly him into the sky and drop him
Vibranium means he just bounces right back up.
Wouldn't he just turn into a soup inside his suit?
It absorbs the kinetic energy.
Yeah, the suit hitting the ground, I get that
But what about his body and organs going from terminal velocity to 0 instantly?
hell Iron Man could probably shoot or chuck him to make him go even faster than that
Iron man himself would have been dead from concussions alone in the first movie. He get's tossed around so fricking much it's insane. His internally organs would be scrambled.
Well I mean look what happened to War Machine, didn't he break his back falling out of the sky?
>The Hulk
He's a jobber. He exists only to get his ass kicked to show how strong an enemy is, like Worf in Star Trek.
heat isn't kinetic energy
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Caps shield absorbs pretty much all energy.
One time Human Torch went full nova blast which is almost like a small kilo nuke and Cap survived by turtling up behind his shield.
Nope Cap could jump off the Empire State Building and land in his shield and be just fine.
Also turbo nerd fun fact. Caps shield is even stronger in the comics because it's made of a one of a kind mix of Vibraniun and Adamantium which is the strongest metal in the Marvel universe but Disney couldn't use Adamantium because Adamantium was Wolverine claws and X-Men were owned by Fox when the MCU first started so they owned everything X-Men related same as Sony to this day owns everything Spiderman related. But now that Disney bought Fox they own Adamantium as well.
>Nope Cap could jump off the Empire State Building and land in his shield and be just fine.
That doesn't make too much sense. I'm sure the shield would be absolutely fine and he'd be a pile of guts nicely placed inside like a bowl of stew
Vibranium absorbs all energy. The kinetic energy of the impact would not transfer through the shield.
His head would keep falling. The shield must have a field. The speed of each part of his body is reduced the same by the field, he's resting on the field not his feet.
caps powers are all over the place. One second he is struggling fighting a french terrorist and the next he is holding back thanos.
But to be fair, The Hulk's power level is all over the place too despite being called "The Strongest Avenger". He loses to Thor fricking twice, loses to Iron Man once, loses to a bunch of aliens shooting him at once, is losing the fight against the giant wolf until it falls off the cliff, and his fight against Thanos he gets punch a few times and is knocked out. Meanwhile when he was fighting Thor he was getting knocked around hundreds of meters with each hit and it barely hurt him.
>caps powers are all over the place. One second he is struggling fighting a french terrorist and the next he is holding back thanos.
one thing I like about The Boys, is that they make it very clear what super strength actually fricking means.
then drop him in space
we are in space
Things don't get faster the high you drop them. After a certain height your fall is as fast as it's gonna get. That's what terminal velocity is. Maybe you could suffocate him from space but it would have to be before he ripped your helmet off and snapped your neck.
he made his fortune through the slave trade
How is he rich? doesn't the money belong to the people? or are they saying he is like an african warlord or arabian royalty where the country's taxes and revenue are just his personal bank account?
i like how start gets to be a billionaire because he sells weapons to governments for to murder civillians
"I know guys with none of that worth 10 of you."
Steve's reply in the movie was good enough for me.
"Where, the bath house?"
>"And they all died for Israel, Cap."
/pol/gays are so braindead they can't think of anything other than israelites and trannies.
>A genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.
You're all those things and yet your dad still preferred to hang out with me instead of you.
Oh, and you were doing so well, Mister Stark, but only psychopaths need to hide behind 'philanthropy'. Tsk, tsk...
>f-frick you, moron. I hate you. b***h.
if youre so smart, whats the capital of thailand followed by bag tag
Like this:
>"A billionaire.Playboy. Philanthro-ACK!"
The only way to win, is to accuse them of being mad before they accuse you of being mad. Then you can just reiterate, "yeah, u mad" after telling them they are mad.
>at least im not a israelite
you're only those things because of your father's success. you've accomplished nothing yourself.
Says captain golem whose friends all died for israel LMAOOO
Bucky? More like Cucky! Hahahahaha
>You're literally a science experiment
How will any of that help against Thanos or whatever stupid shit we're dealing with homosexual?
this is neither here nor there, but i recently played the midnight suns game, because it was free, and the effect RDJ has had on iron man depictions is fricking brutal.
im vaguely aware that his depiction pre RDJ was of some kind of an butthole alcoholic, but whatever it was it must have been leagues above his post RDJ depiction, which is the most annoying fricking person on the planet, who never stops fricking talking.
they also have deadpool in the game, and even deadpool talks less than nu-ironman. he never shuts up.
>so you're a full on rapist?
A charlatan, you aren't as smart as you think.
An evil, greedy hoarder. You sit on more wealth than you could possibly spend while millions in the world starve.
A tax evader. You hollow donations are nothing more than empty gestures meant to placate your own conscious while you reap benefits.
And pretty soon, you'll be a skin bag with broken bones in 1,000 pieces if you don't shut the frick up
I grab him by the neck while smirking then lift him in the air if I’m captain America because he stands no chance against me without his suit of armor hence proving my point.
>I fricked your mom, irl
>One time Human Torch went full nova blast which is almost like a small kilo nuke and Cap survived by turtling up behind his shield.
the problem with every example like this is that most of the energy would...simply go around the shield.
why would i respond? he answered what i wanted to know
"The holocaust didn't happen and rape should be legal".
If I’m captain america in this scenario? I use my god given moron jarhead strength to club him to death with the nearest blunt object while chanting “one two three four united states marine corp!”
Everything special about me came out of a MRE, oohwee!