>he got a brief moment of immediate gratification and then absolutely no legacy or significance to his life >samefag zoomer actually identifies with this
What a sad, diseased generation.
I have a theory that only losers who don't get invited to parties think in their head this is like an insane burn because it points out their own biggest failure.
>no legacy or significance to his life
Imagine giving a shit if anyone remembers your name a million years from now. Genetics are a scam, they are a parasitic organism attached to the soul.
That boy was probably being raped by whatever sorry excuse for a philosopher mentor he could find or got turned into a eunuch by a senator who thought he looked kinda like his dead wife
The irony of bothering with the shield is that when Hector manages to scratch his armour later in the movie he is genuinely shocked, as though nobody has ever even managed to get that close before. So he probably could just have gone without the shield. And without armour.
It doesn't matter who won the conversation. Achilles is objectively mightier and was correct anyway. His name is immortalized on history while that kid is remembered for being dabbed on.
>be nigh immortal demigod >hurr durr just get into fights that'll get ordinary humans killed what are you a fag???
I look at in disappointment and leave.
One thing I like about this movie is that it was actually accurate to the source material by not making Achilles invulnerable. There is no reference to the Achilles heel myth in any of the extant Ancient Greek canon, the first mention of it appears in a Roman work written about 7 centuries after Homer. Literally Roman fan fiction
>people on /misc/ will be making meme about this moment after thousands of years and I'll be in it same as you
So much for being the famous Achilles, huh?
HE TOUCHED MY BREASTS!
HE SUCKED MY BOY ERECTION!
That boy went into the tent with the two naked women right after that while Achilles sailed off to die by an arrow to the knee
And whose name do we remember?
Shotadikus the herder boy
kek
based
Keek
icsh boy kino
alright, have a (you)
Based Shota the Chad threesome haver vs whathisface with the weak foot.
Aaron Rodgers
Jackie chan
>knee
Anon the place where he got shot is literally named after him
It's le ebin Skyrimrerino reference
It's a meme you dip
>he got a brief moment of immediate gratification and then absolutely no legacy or significance to his life
>samefag zoomer actually identifies with this
What a sad, diseased generation.
>do I fit in yet guise?????
>zoomers
>fitting into anything
>going to parties
Uh huh.
I'd love to see a socially awkward, resentful zoomer try to bring up "shota dicks" at a party.
Boy, I bet you're fun at parties.
I have a theory that only losers who don't get invited to parties think in their head this is like an insane burn because it points out their own biggest failure.
>no legacy or significance to his life
Imagine giving a shit if anyone remembers your name a million years from now. Genetics are a scam, they are a parasitic organism attached to the soul.
Your right anon. Enjoy your wizard powers.
That boy was probably being raped by whatever sorry excuse for a philosopher mentor he could find or got turned into a eunuch by a senator who thought he looked kinda like his dead wife
>knee
retard moron idiot
is this true?
In my mind
The one that is known for his humiliating defeat more than for his grand feats.
greek tomboy is cute
that's an eromenos
Yeah, i guess me having a name like moron will never catch on hey
Your mom will.
A shield is pretty useful for fucking someone up.
Only if you're captain america
I see you're a Philistine who does know Kingdom Hearts is Light.
>full beard by 14
feels good to be greek
I guess if you can’t be white a full beard and hitting your full height of 5’3” at 14 isn’t so bad
My name is Bigus Dickus, now you will remember it.
And that boys name? Albert Einstein
DABID's best work
bro you fuck your cousin in the ass
The irony of bothering with the shield is that when Hector manages to scratch his armour later in the movie he is genuinely shocked, as though nobody has ever even managed to get that close before. So he probably could just have gone without the shield. And without armour.
>random arrow kills you
"And when you are dead, how long before they forget you? I will be a menace to everyone while I am alive, they can't forget me"
>Go on and be a lapdog for you king, you don't want him to wait too long
Achilles would have slapped him for saying this
that would only proof that a nerve was hit
>if your enemies slap you, you win
Justin Trudeau, what are you doing here?
It doesn't matter who won the conversation. Achilles is objectively mightier and was correct anyway. His name is immortalized on history while that kid is remembered for being dabbed on.
jacob smith was icsh
By living
Really? niiice, Odysseus is my fav hero
>be nigh immortal demigod
>hurr durr just get into fights that'll get ordinary humans killed what are you a fag???
I look at in disappointment and leave.
Don't reply. Achilles himself later says he'd rather be the lowest of slaves, than a king among the shades in the Underworld.
Thats Alexander you hoplitelet
I would say anything. I would just listen, and that’s what nobody did
One thing I like about this movie is that it was actually accurate to the source material by not making Achilles invulnerable. There is no reference to the Achilles heel myth in any of the extant Ancient Greek canon, the first mention of it appears in a Roman work written about 7 centuries after Homer. Literally Roman fan fiction
Nice.
Doesnt orlando bloom shoot im in the heel in the end?
It was a poison-tipped arrow, but yes.
The first arrow to the heel was supposed to be the origin of the legend, he actually died by the other 3 fucking arrows to his chest.
Yes, but he was also wounded by the arrows hitting him in other places, making it clear he wasn't invulnerable.
>people on /misc/ will be making meme about this moment after thousands of years and I'll be in it same as you
So much for being the famous Achilles, huh?
"And you will be memed as the fool who thought he baited achilles"
>He's the biggest man I've ever seen
for you
>okay, good luck in your fight, [badly mispronounce his name]!
If I ever learn how to draw, I'm copying Jurion's style
>The Thessalonian you’re fighting…he’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen.
For you.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
"But my name is Achilles."