This bitch thinks she's an attractive female and everyone at the show just plays along as if she's is when in reality she is, as Martin Short/Glick said to Alec Baldwin "you are just about this close to ape" -- you couldn't PAY anyone to try to 'get in her pants' (I shudder so hard at the thought of it my spine slips several discs)
Trust me, that is no woman. Angelfood McSpade, look it up... an old Robert Crumb comic... back when cartoonists took chances with shit and just spoke the truth as they saw it... and he certainly did.
wait what, is there some record of this because that sounds hilarious
Please be real...
I can't post the image since this is a blue board
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/81690666/#q81698653
There was much more than this too but it all happened in 2016 so it's kind of tedious to dig up
People were basically trolling her nonstop around the time of the Ghostbusters reboot
But she actually retweeted that hamtaro porn to her entire audience
The context is a segment where she empathizes with a real life insane woman who crawled through the chimney of a man she met online. The joke is that good dick will make a woman do crazy things because men have done crazy things to women, which has over time made women crazy. Basically everyone is crazy because of men, so don't be surprised about crazy women. Okay. That's a joke. Not a good one, but a joke. This could've been done better.
>if you end up in our pants
Probably means if we (men) are in their (idk if this referred to 'our' as a woman, a nagger, or gorilla, obviously one of those three variables) position. >dont be surprised if we end up in your chimney
Meaning we shouldnt be surprised if they (again idk if these 'they' are referring to women, nagger, or gorilla as variable) ends up in our.... wtf is chimney means in here?
What?
Soundin mad af here senpai
"People don't think it be like it is, but it do."
zesty ass
>hobba stank bix nood sheeeeeet
what don't you understand, its perfect nuenglish (ebonics)
>mup da doo diddum dub ho bix nood muhfugga
This bitch thinks she's an attractive female and everyone at the show just plays along as if she's is when in reality she is, as Martin Short/Glick said to Alec Baldwin "you are just about this close to ape" -- you couldn't PAY anyone to try to 'get in her pants' (I shudder so hard at the thought of it my spine slips several discs)
But I don't stuff dead women or animals in my chimney
fine with me. im into that.
chimney means butt stuff right?
Women will turn into Santa Claus?
What the fuck did she mean by this?
It's naggerspeak, don't read into it too much
I believe that quote is supposed to be:
Pull ease bow Lee main, if use end sup in ow paints, don't be so prized if we end sup in yo chimmy.
oh now i get it. thanks for clarifying
Holy finna, dats rite
Look at all that ugly black soot on her face and hair. You can tell shes a chimney sweep.
I honestly don't know what this means. What is she referring to? I am being totally serious.
It was referencing a news story where an ex girlfriend hid in her old bf’s chimney
how do you make a thread without resusing the same fucking post?
fucking homosexual redditor
I don't wear skirts
Like Santa? Can any black anons translate?
The joke is that if you fuck a girl (and presumably "don't call her" or whatever) she might invade your home and murder you. It's not about pegging.
That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen
Trust me, that is no woman. Angelfood McSpade, look it up... an old Robert Crumb comic... back when cartoonists took chances with shit and just spoke the truth as they saw it... and he certainly did.
ITT: seething ytbois
Hi Leslie
>That time someone sent her Hamtaro hentai on twitter and she had a meltdown
got a screencap? sounds hilarious
I can't post the image since this is a blue board
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/81690666/#q81698653
There was much more than this too but it all happened in 2016 so it's kind of tedious to dig up
People were basically trolling her nonstop around the time of the Ghostbusters reboot
But she actually retweeted that hamtaro porn to her entire audience
wait what, is there some record of this because that sounds hilarious
Please be real...
>If a man fucks a woman, she turns into Santa Claus
Um what?
Reminder that Leslie Jones and John Boyega are the same person.
Holy moly
meds
The context is a segment where she empathizes with a real life insane woman who crawled through the chimney of a man she met online. The joke is that good dick will make a woman do crazy things because men have done crazy things to women, which has over time made women crazy. Basically everyone is crazy because of men, so don't be surprised about crazy women. Okay. That's a joke. Not a good one, but a joke. This could've been done better.
From her face to the absolutely unintelligible-without-context quote, the image feels like trollcraft
WE WUZ SANTA N SHIEEEEEET
Pop.
Is this recent? She might be closer to kidnapping a white woman and climbing the Chrysler building than I thought.
speak English por favor
I don't get it.
>Please learn how cremation works.
Ummm ok I like strap on action. just be gentle, honey.
I wouldn't say a single word to her. I would listen to what she had to say, and that's what no-one did.
nah she gon' talk whether you are listening or not
she talks to the fucking movie screen and tv too
>"that's where the chimpress ended up"
I laugh because it was a joke on Weekend Update on SNL. You're supposed to laugh.
only the horniest and most disgusting nigro wants to fuck that thing
She does look like a chimney broom
lmfao fuck
Chim-chim-in-ney
Chim-chim-in-ney
Chim-chim- cher-rie
A nigress as ugly as she is un-fun-nee
Chim-chim-in-ney
Chim-chim-in-ney
Chim-chim-cher-roo
Buy her movie tickets or a racist she'll call you
Black people just make shit up even though it makes no sense.
>megan thee stallion
>stallions have dicks
??
>profit
They have a very loose grasp on reality, also is that Leslie’s foot? Kek.
DASSS RIGHT
>if you end up in our pants
Probably means if we (men) are in their (idk if this referred to 'our' as a woman, a nagger, or gorilla, obviously one of those three variables) position.
>dont be surprised if we end up in your chimney
Meaning we shouldnt be surprised if they (again idk if these 'they' are referring to women, nagger, or gorilla as variable) ends up in our.... wtf is chimney means in here?
Apologize crackas
Sounds like she’s pegged a bunch of men.
she looks like she just came out of a chimney