How do you think Jason returned to Camp Crystal Lake after Jason Takes Manhattan?

How do you think Jason returned to Camp Crystal Lake after Jason Takes Manhattan?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hitchhiker from The Hitcher took him home, he was a good friend of Jasons mom.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His mom is dead. The legend goes, she was killed by a camp counselor. And she haunts the cabins of Crystal Lake aka Camp Blood.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is Camp Crystal Lake? I'd guess Illinois suburb, idk why.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Jersey

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay yeah, I can see it. Manhatten is apparently a lake canal away.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He probably just took a cab. He was in Manhattan and there are a lot of cabs there.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna make this elaborate joke about Jason killing a poor cabbie and stealing his cab and then accidentally getting mixed up with these partying kids and killing them all via use of the taxi and whatnot.
    but then when I googled pics to shoop I came across this and its so much better.

    https://floridaholidayhomes4u.wordpress.com/2013/11/01/jason-from-friday-the-13th-part-2-is-now-a-florida-taxi-driver/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does that work exactly? It says he tells them at the end of the ride he was in the movie but does he do this for every passenger? What if they don’t give a shit?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Official canon? It was Freddy Kreuger.

    Freddy can use the dream dimension for supernatural transportation between great distances. And Freddy needed Jason's help to remind children that he existed so he could manifest in nightmares again (see Jason vs Freddy). Need more proof? Freddy's glove literally explodes out of the Earth and grabs Jason's mask in the end credits of Jason Goes to Hell. I'd post the image, but I'd rather goon to Lori's fake breasts!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes sense to me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always thought Jason takes Manhattan was a what-if movie due to the fact it retcons so much previous established lore
      >Kid Jason isnt deformed
      >He's seemingly scared of water (has a short flashback near the end)
      >isnt attacking each person he encounters like usual
      >Apparently ships can now sail from Crystal Lake into the sea
      >original ending was Jason's grave being visited by his father

      Eh, that might explain his fear of water on both films
      >Lori
      Kia Waterson (the negress) was best girl

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you know what "Official" or "Canon" mean.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caught a bus

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did he get into space in Jason X after being sent to hell in this one?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Jason X, how does Cinemaphile feel about it? I like it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easily the best of the series, but it's a different genre so it's not really a fair comparison.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Least favorite besides Jason X. Hate the setting and it looks like cheap TV show

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >besides Jason X
          Which one did you mean to say?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s my only real complaint. It looks super cheap.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't help that half the cast is known for low budget sci-fi tv shows so it feels like a lost episode of Andromeda

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He respawns in the lake.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make sense, so it's probably a good answer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make sense, so it's probably a good answer.

      He was dissolved by toxic waste so it makes more sense than anything else

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does that poop have a face

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