How do you think they're going to handle the Zelda movie?

Do you think they're going to try to adapt one of the existing dozen or so games that already exist, or do you think they're more likely to come up with a wholly brand new story? And how are they going to deal with the fact that Link has never spoken before, and thus doesn't have any kind of discernible personality? They have to make choices, and any choice they make is going to inevitably effect the video game series going foreword

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to have the most marvelslop script you could imagine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      he's going to speak quite a bit in the movie, and it'll be a generic "save the princess but the princess is a total girlboss who saves the MC instead" story

      And this.

      You guys said this about the exact same thing about the Mario movie right up until it started breaking box office records, and then all of a sudden it magically wasn't "woke" anymore

      And this.

      Link talks in the movies and continues being silent in the games. He isn't mute as his responses are him talking

      This too.

      > you cant raceswap Link bc he the iconic white blond MC and normies will end you like Sonic 0.1
      > you cant raceswap Zelda bc she is iconic white blond Femc
      > Ganadolf is the one left who is brown and the main villain

      israelite executies must be seething right now that they have to cast a minority for the main villain.

      Also true.

      It will be bland and as woke as possible without pissing off core fans (making Zelda as girl boss as the continuity allows, Link as wussy as continuity allows and Gannondorf an incel as continuity allows) just like Mario. Will probably end up watching with friends as an excuse to hang though.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment they drop the first teaser and Link says a single word, it's going to make the internet unbearable for weeks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we did it bros! we're breaking the heckin' internet!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to speak quite a bit in the movie, and it'll be a generic "save the princess but the princess is a total girlboss who saves the MC instead" story

      >So that's it, huh? I guess it was never about me... this is the Legend of Zelda

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*Cue hip hop music*

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If if they just put a wig on the reacher guy, bimbo thin blonde as zelda and just went full michael bay frank frazetta

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's going to speak quite a bit in the movie, and it'll be a generic "save the princess but the princess is a total girlboss who saves the MC instead" story

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys said this about the exact same thing about the Mario movie right up until it started breaking box office records, and then all of a sudden it magically wasn't "woke" anymore

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because even with hypercompetent Peach, Mario still did all the actually important shit which was enough for YouTubers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but in the last 5 minutes Link does something that suggests he might have agency causing a flood of "ZELDA IS ACTUALLY ANTIWOKE AND TRADPILLED" threads to be spammed on tv

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a big mistake to make it live action instead of animated

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link talks in the movies and continues being silent in the games. He isn't mute as his responses are him talking

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should adapt the Link to the Past comic book style. had a good characterization of link, made the plot work as a narrative. really great atmosphere.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the obvious thing is Zelda will get updated to a sassy sidekick sort of like the old cartoon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I see a single fricking race swap or gender swap, I'm fricking done. If Link/zelda is anything other than straight and white. I will pretend it doesn't exist.

    I'm not white btw.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it has Ganondorf and they nail him 100% I will kneel

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a woman I am absolutely begging them not to girlboss Zelda like they did Peach, she's absolutely insufferable and her voice sucks. Just make Zelda cute, wise, and not irritating goddammit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am absolutely begging them not to girlboss Zelda like they did Peach, she's absolutely insufferable and her voice sucks
      It would appear most people don't agree with you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The common family with kids buying tickets doesn't care about the girlboss-ification of peach you dumb Black person I'm talking about characterization and you're showing me ticket sales. Of course it sold well it's Mario you gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as a girl I want hunter to play zelda and malon to get Link

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twilight princess was a good Zelda. she understood the weight of everything. She should be a serious character who is aware of her role and the gravity of her powers/situation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They can't have Zelda getting mogged by Midna

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they'll actually use Twilights plot unless they want to make it a series, but that Zelda would be good. don't need to have midna (although she'd be cool)

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you think they're going to handle the Zelda movie?
    Poorly

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Links gets hit in the balls
    >OW MY DEKU NUTS
    >Zelda and Ganondorf slap their forehead
    >Ganondorf says "THAT'S your hero?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I GOT A FEELIN'

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be a mash-up of the most iconic games, OoT, Twilight Princess and Breath of the Wild. No Wind Waker tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link to the past is the only one i can see having a narrative that works with a movie. unless its a two parter for Ocarina. Twilight would be too long.

      They should write their own story though with t he triforce being the mcguffin

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Zelda were a girl?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You "girlboss" gays are going to be insufferable no matter what. Apart from the first two NES games Zelda was always a fat more active character than Peach. Of they adapted OoT you would all be shitposting about trannies

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Emma Myers isn't cast as Zelda I will be angry

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its gonna be absolute dogshit. theyll try to appeal to the widest demographic possible just like with mario, squandering any real good potential it could have had. never mind the fact that no matter what the (mario) movie was like, it was gonna make a billion on principle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all of the dadrock boomer music in mario

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its gonna be absolute dogshit. theyll try to appeal to the widest demographic possible just like with mario, squandering any real good potential it could have had.
      Yeah, you know- unlike the games where they were this tiny little indie titles that were all super niche. Lmao what the frick are you talking about? They're one of the best selling most popular video game franchises in history. Yes. They have wide, broad appeal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im implying that you can pander to the masses/actual toddlers with a popular IP despite it being popular, yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mario movie was the best adaptation it could have possibly been

      >all of the dadrock boomer music in mario

      except for this part. that was stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario movie would have been better if mario wasn't from new york, but from their crazy world

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do they know who is writing?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be Ocarina, doesn't it?
    They can, if they want, expand the time travel element a bit to explain why there could then be other films set in other times.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know time travel is a large element in a lot of games but I don't want them to use it. The more straightforward stories would be better, since it should feel like an adventure

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But it's used well in Ocarina.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IStudio Ghibli Ocarina of Time and a Laika stop-motion of Majoras Mask

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be a nightmare of a story to try to make work as a movie. unless they got rid of time travel, and made those mask transformations into the dead characters they represent in the game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that would be a nightmare of a story to try to make work as a movie.
        Majora's Mask? No, it'd be easy to write. They'd probably end up treating it like a theme park, and marketing it like it was "Westworld meets Groundhog Day" and focus on building up the npc interactions surrounding the main storyline. It's the surest shot they have which is why I'm glad they won't take it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no. there's way too much going on in that game to fit an acceptable screen time. you'd basically have to remove most of the plot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you'd basically have to remove most of the plot.
            they always do, to make the pre-packaged 90minute blockbuster.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              which would strip away what makes that story good, aside from aesthetics. and the real story would have to be repeating in your scenario so thats even a shorter story. which means you'd have link going straight to skull kid. terrible idea

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Link is tied up in Ganons dungeon he is going to use the triforce
    >Zelda, Impa and Mipha are running up the tower stairs kicking ass to save Link
    >sistas are doing it fo they'selves starts plating
    admit it chuds, its kino

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care as long as I want to frick Link

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to make it clear, that I would do literally anything, anything for BOTW / TOTK Zelda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon, this might sound weird, but... have i ever told you about my coprophagy fetish?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd take it better than that bith that tattled on based Vince McMahon

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indianapolis Jones with michael cera as twink.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adapt a game with a mute protagonist

    Why?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta fund the war against Hamas somehow

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they had any brain they would go for the legend dreamlike trance atmoshpere and feeling

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Link performs the travel ritual
    >proceeds with an Indiana Jones-style travel montage across the world

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to flip my shit if they don't do the silly flying shield bomb trick.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably gonna be super generic, but maybe they'll give Zelda a fat dumpy, or bring in cute fish breasts.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > you cant raceswap Link bc he the iconic white blond MC and normies will end you like Sonic 0.1
    > you cant raceswap Zelda bc she is iconic white blond Femc
    > Ganadolf is the one left who is brown and the main villain

    israelite executies must be seething right now that they have to cast a minority for the main villain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites are probably willing to have an arab villian, a feminine israelite as link, and a butch white girl for zelda.
      Link will be an outsider in a white-esque society that bullies him for his implicit israelite traits and saves the village from some gay shit then meets the old gay crypto israeli mentor archetype.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ariel was an iconic redhead and it didn't matter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganon's green anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you cant raceswap Link bc he the iconic white blond MC and normies will end you like Sonic 0.1
      Sonic was a blue hedgehog so they could shit on the low quality, NPCs won't get mad about a raceswap because they are programmed to celebrate it

      my guess is the story will focus on how the Gerudo are actually oppressed by the Hylian chuds

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you think they're going to handle the Zelda movie?
    its obvious for the nintendie fanbase
    a young transsexual orientated boy discovering he wants to be a woman and be molested by older trannies who play zelda on switches

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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