>Americans walking instead of driving >through their copypaste suburbs/urban post-apoc labyrinths
It's pretty much impossible for them
They are just too DUMB
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgygays "LOL frick the system frick Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
Unlike the utopia you live in that has no laws, rich people or government and has 100% freedom with no consequences right? What country do you hail from, friend?
Bill represents Sam's urge to blow hobbit seed directly into Rosie Cotton's uterus. By saying Bill knows the way home, Tolkien was foreshadowing that Sam would survive the journey and impregnate Rosie.
Bill the Pony was owned by the spy for the Nazgul who let all the other animals in Bree out to slow down Frodo's escape. When he went back to Bree he was probably tortured and raped.
Horses are complete fricking idiots and blind to boot.
The horse tried to run away as soon as it was freed and arrived back home through force of sheer stupidity, there were 359 other directions it could have galloped away to freedom in and it chose the one that goes straight back to jail.
They just know
what's the tax percentage on the possession of horses in she Shire and did Samwise pay it or dodge?
They paid tax on the land, not on the horses
Sam being an unlanded pleb probably paid Frodo a portion of what he grew for him
The shire is a tax haven
They bought the horse in Bree, and almost certainly dodged taxes. It's not like Bill Ferny was gonna report it.
Never got a horse to take you home while passed out drunk huh
Its a pony, not a horse, moron
What is a pony but a small horse
but enough talk, have at you!
>gasp did you hear that?
>that is the sound of every writer collectively holding their breath
>walk a way
>walk the same way back
this is hard concept for americans?
>walk
You lost them on the first word m8
>Americans walking instead of driving
>through their copypaste suburbs/urban post-apoc labyrinths
It's pretty much impossible for them
They are just too DUMB
>United States
>Strongest nation on Earth for 68 years and counting
>Highest GDP on Earth
>Worth 51% of the global economy
>Largest navy in the world
>Has military bases on 1/3rd of the Earth
>Only country with a functioning railgun
>30 years technologically superior to any other opposing nation's military on Earth
>Only military that has the industrial and technological capacity to mass produce unmanned drones
>Developing a new generation of spaceships
>Only country to have been to the Moon
>Only country with a private sector actively working in space
>Global center of the arts, humanities, education, finance, commerce, business, warfare, technology, industry, culture, politics and communication
>Owns the most cities on the World Cities ranking chart
>Won WWII singlehandedly
>Never lost a war in its 237 year history (Vietnam didn't win; look at them and look at the US now; same with Canada in 1812)
>Leader of the free world
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. The Facebook you use (inb4 edgygays "LOL frick the system frick Facebook")? American. Google? American. Apple? American. Microsoft? American. Every other thing on the planet except for putting milk into tea? American. You follow our elections (inb4 "I don't"; oh, really? You don't know whether Obama or Romney won?) You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive the car which we invented. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
I fricking love the United States of America, the American people, the American dream, the American way of life, the American rags to riches story, and the dominance of American culture worldwide.
> When our president speaks, you listen
Yes. And its kind of funny, but also sad. morons generally are like that.
Down with the great satan
Proof Americans are a Satanic people sent to lead the righteous away from the Lord’s grace
All those things were done by your government and economic elites which 99% of american people are slaves to
Unlike the utopia you live in that has no laws, rich people or government and has 100% freedom with no consequences right? What country do you hail from, friend?
>666
Death to the Great Satan.
Doesn't work that way here
Man made horrors beyond human comprehension
That's how my average city in Cities Skylines looks
Bill the Pony was smarter than you. It's only natural you don't understand his behaviour.
Its fantasy.
that was Bill, Lord of All Ponies
tolkien is a horse simp
Bill represents Sam's urge to blow hobbit seed directly into Rosie Cotton's uterus. By saying Bill knows the way home, Tolkien was foreshadowing that Sam would survive the journey and impregnate Rosie.
They gave him a map.
>home
Bill the Pony was owned by the spy for the Nazgul who let all the other animals in Bree out to slow down Frodo's escape. When he went back to Bree he was probably tortured and raped.
Horses are complete fricking idiots and blind to boot.
The horse tried to run away as soon as it was freed and arrived back home through force of sheer stupidity, there were 359 other directions it could have galloped away to freedom in and it chose the one that goes straight back to jail.
he didn't. Sam was letting him go into the wild. Frodo was just comforting him.
he did though and even linked up with based jolly Tom Bombadillo fr
>inb4 books don't count