How does a vampire get this obese from drinking blood? Do they eat human food as well?
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How does a Vampire get this obese from drinking blood? Do they eat human food as well?
I thought that was Fat Bastard
Bat Bastard
I thought that was Stellar Skarsgard
biting people with high cholesterol.
I refuse to believe that slightly fatty blood can make you that fat. How many calories would be theoretically be taking in? Where did he get that much blood/that many humans to eat to begin with?
>eating fatty food can make you fat
>but sucking fatty blood cannot
Vampires don't process calories the same way we do, they have much slower metabolisms than we do which is why they live so long. And in theory he wouldn't have bitten anyone for a long time, he's just getting 2 liters full of fatty blood doordashed to his cave.
>they have much slower metabolisms than we do which is why they live so long
So all I have to do is make my metabolism slower....
You can change your metabolism through diet and exercise yes, it's quite possible, and of course medications can alter it as well
Hypothermia would do that. Lower your core body temperature by immersing yourself in ice water until your start to feel sleepy. You’ll notice your heart rate and respiration will slow down. Ideally you want your core temperature just a few degrees above freezing.
T. b***h n_ggers
The fat computer n_gger is turned when he was obese.
He's good at computers and that's why the vampires needed him
see
what an embarrassed moron homosexual you must feel like now. how ashamed you must be for making such an abhorrent post.
I am an MLT. The blood of morbidly obese people will literally form a layer of fat in the test tube at room temperature. They barely flow at body temp.
the blood is high in cholesterol, OP
people with diabetes
Maybe he was already obese when he became a vampire.
He puts 5 spoons of suger in every blood
it's like how fat people have their coffee. one shot of blood, 8 pumps of caramel, whipped cream etc
He owned a blood bank prior to turning.
Anne rice had a fat vampire too. I assume pearl just gorged himself for decades while moving very little
https://blade.fandom.com/wiki/Pearl_the_Fat_Vampire
>Trivia
>According to Stephen Norrington stated the cause of Pearl's obese size was the creature gaining a cannibalistic lust for infants and children as he loves to eat their hearts.
That sounds a little antisemitic.
>gender: female
Come again?
>As Blade seeks to venture further into the Erebus library, Pearl attempted to stop him prompting Karen to use the UAV Sunlight lamp to burn Pearl to a deformed and grotesque state, possibly killing ~~* her *~~ before the team infiltrates further into the vampire territory.
Pearl has a uniboob like dillion harper.
>Dillion
I fricking hate her name it's ridiculous.
I like it
So he was israeli
most fit janny
It's a joke about how internet archivists (janitors) are all morbidly obese
He was obese before being turned into a vampire
Just Trust Ash is the best reaction channel. I watch it too, OP.
In the intro to dune he calls Zendaya trans lol.
>reaction channel
zoomer homosexualry
Ask janny.
Drank only from Americans
ragggg onn a stick
Maybe it's like the world of IWAV, where vampires always return to the state they were when they were first sired, and he was just a really fat bastard