How does Batgod do it?

How does Batgod do it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's Batman

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the cartoon he has it hit a parademon instead. The comics?

      This.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only remember him dodging them in the DCAU finale, I don't think he ever did in the comics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the cartoon he has it hit a parademon instead. The comics?

      This.

      I only remember him dodging them in the DCAU finale, I don't think he ever did in the comics.

      Getting hit was part of his plan though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t this kill him again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Batgod 4-D plan was to shoot Darkseid with a virus that make his beam send him back in time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have the beams have ever actually killed a named and well established character who then remained dead? Every time I see Darkseid using them, he's then going 'lol no I just teleported you away' or 'lolwhat you dodged them grrrr' or 'wtf you no-sold them reeeeee'

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It killed some lanterns and most of the Justice can tank it or block it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Dick dodge them in Teen Titans/X-Men cross-over?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause he's a shitty super hero and. Shitty franchise.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because DC stands for Detective Comics, not for Darkseid comics.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn’t sound right. If omega beams destroy everything and never miss, why doesn’t he just point them at the entire justice league?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Anon is a fricking tertiary who probably doesn't even know about their time traveling abilities in the comics and never witnessed him teleport Desaad with them in the DCAU.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Plot armor

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's one of the luckiest son of a b***hes that ever lived

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is a shitty character who needs writer protection because they suck otherwise. Here is Batman failing to dodge a Fat Old Man.

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