How does he keep winning

How does he keep winning

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charisma, persistence, and talent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And a good eye for talent.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What? All his projects have failed recently

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Trey Parker or Matt Stone! Still seething 15 years later?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seething? Didn’t they bank absurd money selling the streaming rights to South Park?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yea you Black folk sold out but eh you're show was never that good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >south park was never good
            Get your shit together homosexual, schools nearly back in session

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Orwell was doing well.
      And didn't he get picked up for another season of family guy?
      Hulu is the only streaming service gaining market share and turning a real profit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some streaming service just gave him 200 million to make a series about Ted.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats a very large and imaginary number.
          you are not credible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't do family guy outside of voice work. Hasn't for ten years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All his projects have failed recently
      Orville season 3 is getting lots of buzz and season 4 will get greenlit. Trekkies love this shit since Trek is gay Black personish right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Orwell was doing well.
        And didn't he get picked up for another season of family guy?
        Hulu is the only streaming service gaining market share and turning a real profit.

        It got cancelled lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          season 3 just premiered a month ago, trey and matt. let it go.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure it got canned, that’s the last season. Either way it’s a horrible Star Trek ripoff.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like cope from two washed up creators of a soulless cartoon show on their 25th fricking season

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They make a billion dollars doing Karen jokes man, they don’t care about Seth anymore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >“I just want to say for the record right now, we’ve seen Family Guy, it’s… it’s… we do hate it,” Parker admits in an interview. “We do hate Family Guy. And we totally understand that people love it, and that’s why we put it in the show. We understand that it speaks to some people, and it can just be a simple laugh, and that’s great… and we certainly don’t think it should be taken off the air or anything like that. We just don’t respect it in terms of writing.”
                It was a 2018 interview I doubt they change their mind

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Either way it’s a horrible Star Trek ripoff.
              homie, its better than current Trek.
              even /trek/ likes it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >even /trek/ likes it.

                No, a group of older transvestites and one unmedicated lunatic use Orville to troll /trek/ for the yous.

                Which you should know, because you're one of them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you use reddit spacing, you are automatically a homosexual and your opinion is invalidated.
                i admire your self-control to not shill Lower Decks, like the homosexual redditor you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >better than current trek
                Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2 is better than nutrek lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick even is that general? It's a fricking mess every time I click it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Damned straight it is. I love The Orville.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Orville will get a S04.

        Anon, the cast has moved on to new jobs, the sets were broken up so Disney doesn't have to carry the studio rental and the props are in boxes at the auction house ready to be sold off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          proofs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guys made like 5 shows plus movies and has hundreds of millions. He was the highest paid TV writer in the world when he was in his 20s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But he's gay and will die childless, so that effort ultimately meant nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’ll create babies like Anderson cooper Vanderbilt

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s gay which is the US’s second most popular religion after black people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your so gay for him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if hes gay, hes the most based gay dude in existence.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he can't be gay, he's too hairy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not gay he's a homosexual b***h. Bleak nihilism + basic leftism + god given sense of humor = seth. He's really not "based" in any way. When has he ever stood up for something good?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He protested the war in Iraq.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Every liberal did

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no they didn't. they were too chickenshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          also maklass is kind of a stand in for Israel, and its mocking them since they are all combat lesbians.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >When has he ever stood up for something good?
          got cosmos rebooted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"based"
        >gives money to Nancy Pelosi's campaign
        lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly don't think he is. just an eccentric broadway loving dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >just an eccentric broadway loving dude
        That’s just saying he’s gay with extra words

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's pretty clearly trans.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yuck. he'd make an ugly woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/dillionharper/status/599234255227465729

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He’s gay which is the US’s second most popular religion after black people.
      he is waiting to the legalization of incestual marriage to start a family with his sister.
      Seth Rogen is the homosexual one.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who wouldn't love that smile?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like the bee from bee movie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's that winning smile.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's too much Seth
    >It's almost like he's jealous of his own creation...

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he can make jokes about israelites therefore he is israeli.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He makes dozens of people on an anonymous internet forum seethe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mommy no!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Step on a crack, break your momma's back!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty trick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batty boy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mathew Effect.
    >For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
    in Hollywood no one cares how talented you are, only that they won't get fired for hiring you. No one is going to say "the MacFarlane project failed, why did you take a chance on this unknown hack?". This amplifies the Mathew effect where success breeds success. He was in his 20's when he had a major hit with Family Guy, just the fact that he was able to pitch a show to a major network already means you have incredible privilege and luck - even if he wasn't so young. But the fact it became a merchandising behemoth solidified his career. His record isn't actually that amazing when you think about it, if you gave John Swartzwelder or Graham Linehan the opportunities to make as many pilots and movies that MacFarlane had they would probably be even bigger successes.
    But if you or I put together a project and for whatever reason beyond our control it tanks, the executives who hired us will get fired. Even if we did everything right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jelly, b***h?

      mcfarlane is a self-starter, hes energetic and driven, hes also a consumate professional, and thats a lot saying he works in hollywood.

      his politics may be a bit stale but his sense of humor is timeless, classic; people aren't going to stop telling off color jokes just because the woke mafia is on a rampage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does the woke mafia go after seth? he's on their side

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how cancelling works. Go look up that Patrice O'Neal appearance where he talks about Mel Gibson. It's not about sides, it's about money. When Harvey Weinstein had a few flops, suddenly Rownan Farrow was finally allowed to publish his piece. Family Guy is still a massive money spinner, it's probably the least progressive, most racist, antisemitic thing on TV, but even the woke mafia is powerless to do anything about it because it still brings in huge merchandise revenue for Disney/Fox.
          You can't cancel Family Guy, it's too big to fail. However, if your tradesman uncle uses the F slur and it gets uploaded to tik tok, he can cancel because he's a poor blue collar joe who doesn't earn any money for anybody.
          As Patrice O'Neal put it Zach Gallifanakis could only criticize Mel Gibson because "they let him, he had permission" arguing what fricking business does a relative nobody like ZG have to criticize a legend like Mel Gibson.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >antisemitic thing on TV,
            3 of the stars of the show (Borstein, Green, Kunis) are israelites you fricking moron. You have profound mental moronation if you can't grasp the difference between racist JOKES and racism.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's probably the least progressive, most racist, antisemitic thing on TV
              Wtf reality do you people live in? A show written by israelites with israelites as almost every non seth character. It was progressive before it was cool with it’s weird liberal preaching.

              Let's be clear here, you're telling me the woke mafia would give a israelite a pass to make antisemetic jokes, a black person a pass to make racist jokes, because they are part of the minority they're from. You mean that given the chance they won't leap at the opportunity to police someone from a minority for making unwoke comedy?
              You're trying to tell me that the woke mafia is a sensible, consistent group of people?
              Did you learn nothing from the Dave Chapelle trans shit? Where white people were trying to police a black man's comedy1

              “im a thin-skinned troony” would have been easier for you to type out

              Yes but that would be referring to you, and I don't think about you at all. Also family guy still sucks and only weirdos like you think other wise

              roseanne was a money maker
              marvel troonyverse and star gays are unprofitable
              it is ideological, not financial

              Family Guy makes more money in merchandise than Roseanne ever did. You're literally a schizo if you think they are comparable.
              >it is ideological, not financial
              It's about selling merchandise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Family Guy makes more money in merchandise than Roseanne ever did. You're literally a schizo if you think they are comparable.
                You're changing the issue. Roseanne was hugely profitable. Yet it got cancelled over bullshit. Probably a million other examples but I don't pay attention.
                The 'it's all about the profits, maan' thing is not a novel insight and doesn't stand up to two seconds of reality. Woke shit is not popular. If it was all about money they'd get rid of it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >and doesn't stand up to two seconds of reality.
                No you're self contradictory bullshit doesn't stand up to any analysis. Family Guy makes jokes that are much more "offensive" than other people who have been cancelled but it continues on because it makes money. It is all about the profits. In a culture of silence people don't want to rock the boat. But you're actually trying to say Rossane was as profitable as Family Guy? Show me the cash flow statements.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But you're actually trying to say Rossane was as profitable as Family Guy?
                Nowhere did I say anything like that. Your IQ is low I suspect.
                Family Guy probably gets some leeway because it is popular but it's actually not that un PC. They came out with a preachy troony episode lately, like they do with all social trends. That is my point. If it went hard un PC it'd be gone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Nowhere did I say anything like that.
                Then what was the fricking point in bringing it up? To show that things that make less money are less able to weather controversy than successful things? Yes that's exactly what I was saying. So why bring up Rossane? Who cares. Family Guy sucks. It's a shit show. And everyone who is defending it is either a contrarian who in tomorrows thread will be taking the exact opposite side - arguing MacFarlane is a hack, or gay or whatever, or someone who adores mediocrity because it gives them hope in their own life.
                I don't know why people feel the need to defend multi-millionaires, it's like those guys who offer to suck off Musk, but literally.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Then what was the fricking point in bringing it up? To show that things that make less money are less able to weather controversy than successful things
                To show that it's not about money, profitable things get cancelled too. Roseanne crossed more of a line than Family Guy did, Family Guy is careful not to actually go very far.
                As for your millionaire thing, I don't care or resent people for having money, and immediately going to "people who don't share my resentment want to SUCK their DICK" is childish small brained shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't care
                I didn't say you did, notice I said 'everyone who is defending it' not 'and people LIKE YOU' defending it. and for the record I don't recall you defending family guy.
                > profitable things get cancelled too.
                1 dollar profit is profitable, the fact that it's profitable doesn't matter, the magnitude matters. Is that an accurate statement? This is why I think Roseanne is a unconvincing and irrelevant example

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People defend Family Guy because they like the show and when you say it's moronic you're calling them moronic. It has nothing to do with Seth being rich.
                Roseanne was the most popular sitcom, right? And it got cancelled over some wokeist nonsense.
                Family Guy is fake edgy, it will show gore, which is fine, but it won't actually go against PC orthodoxy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Family Guy is PC" is probably one of the most moronic takes I've seen on this board, and I've seen a lot of moronic takes. Granted, it probably is more muted in today's culture, but it was never a PC show.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it pretends to be un pc. it nudges some sacred cows but is careful to never push them over. foulness and crudeness is not the same as being un pc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't repeat the talking points of mini Benji Shapiro you are woke!!!
                You people are so pathetic lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why is ben shapiro always on your minds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was preachy liberal trash before every other show started doing it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's probably the least progressive, most racist, antisemitic thing on TV
            Wtf reality do you people live in? A show written by israelites with israelites as almost every non seth character. It was progressive before it was cool with it’s weird liberal preaching.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            roseanne was a money maker
            marvel troonyverse and star gays are unprofitable
            it is ideological, not financial

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Majority of the top box office movies of all time are marvel movies and starshit you moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Meds

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mcfarlane is a self-starter, hes energetic and driven, hes also a consumate professional, and thats a lot saying he works in hollywood.
        Then why did he pick such as shitty animation style for the pilot of Family guy? he claims to have animated it on his parent's kitchen table himself, but why didn't he go the Richard Williams way or John K and demand quality of himself, instead he picked the laziest art style possible so he could get it out fast. That invalidates everything you say, he's not driven he literally will do the bare minimum to get over the line. He's not a perfectionist, he's not an artist. His ideas are derivative which is why you feel the need to defend him, because he represents the anodyne mediocrity that represents your life. You like him because he justifies your pathetic existence.
        I'm sorry but he sucks and so do you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >laziest art style possible so he could get it out fast.
          you just answered your own question. do you know how hard it is meeting the production quota on a network television animated show? They don't have two years to wait for 5 minutes of animated footage like they were making a directors cut of "Heavy Metal"

          I'm sure if Seth wanted to make a passion project he could step up his animation skills, but ffs its a cartoon thats meant to be funny, the animation is meant to accentuate the humor, not stand on its own like some sort of Fantasia Disney Opus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >do you know how hard it is meeting the production quota on a network television animated show?
            Yes I do, apparently much harder than that lazy hack MacFarlane was willing to do. You can't praise his worth ethic on the one hand and then defend when he cut corners.
            > but ffs its a cartoon thats meant to be funny, the animation is meant to accentuate the humor, not stand on its own like some sort of Fantasia Disney Opus.
            yes, and there's nothing funny about the lazy staging or animation of Family Guy. Compare it to something like 1940's Woody Woodpecker shorts, the Fleisher era Popeyes. The cartoons, the movement themselves were funny. In fact Family Guy's humorless animation is so maligned that it is in itself a joke whenever they do something shit like pic related.

            >His ideas are derivative which is why you feel the need to defend him
            >nihil sub sōle novum
            name one that isn't. hes more creative than 99% of people in the world.

            Why would you defend derivative mediocrity? Heres the thing, if you're going to use "there's nothing new" as an argument, the whole point of that was the execution that counts. Family Guy fails on execution as well.
            Also 1% of 7 billion people is still 70 million people, there are at least 70 million people who deserve a shot ahead of him then. Think more carefully about your vague statements. But also, frick you for encouraging mediocrity. If you like family guy, fine, I have no beef with that. But don't make excuses for it. Fight mediocrity at every turn.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              for gods sakes, can't you get over your jealous homosexual attraction to seth mcfarlane? I mean I know hes gorgeous, but c'mon!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I had a funnier reply to this, only that he looks like a poor man's Tom Ford...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought a homeless man's gene kelly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and you're a homeless man's wiener sleeve

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks seth, funniest thing you've written in years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >His ideas are derivative which is why you feel the need to defend him
          >nihil sub sōle novum
          name one that isn't. hes more creative than 99% of people in the world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          “im a thin-skinned troony” would have been easier for you to type out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >his sense of humor is timeless

        "Holy crap Lois, it's Lisa Loeb!"

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's just somebody you can love and respect, a real family guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 50
    >looks 60
    damn seth

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why has seth never addressed the questions surrounding his thoughts on the Holocaust? Why won’t he apologize for making light of israeli suffering?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why won’t he apologize for making light of israeli suffering

      Seth literally just published a "Nazis are bad m'kay" Orville ebook. Do you follow the news on the show you love at all?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really surprised nobody has ever gone after this guy for his tendency to "date" girls 20 years younger than him. Particularly considering they're almost always currently starring in shows or films where he's the executive producer, I'm pretty sure one of them was even openly Weinstein'd. He seems at least as bad as Dicaprio except seedier. Based tbh.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would tell him to just do a musical already since the only thing respectable about him is his love for showtunes but he has no songwriting talent whatsoever. Decent voice though, maybe he should be in one.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he cant into movies

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    troony absolutely seething over seth mcchadland in this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > mcchadland

      Seth hasn't been seen for a week because he's got the Baboon Itch.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one day where you are off
    >zero /trek/ threads
    I guess ill hangout with you normies. Kinda weird there's no /trek/ thread though, there is always one in Cinemaphile.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Had no clue he was 'winning'. Everything he's made has sucked, and he has an obnoxious personality. What is this guys magnum opus again? Family guy? Give me a break. He's just a run-of-the-mill entertainer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this guys magnum opus again
      American Dad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What does this show have over Family Guy? I like Family Guy but I've always found American Dad unwatchable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this guys magnum opus again?
      What is yours?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can' take a point unless you publish something and get famous for it
        You're moronic. Got it

        >What is this guys magnum opus again
        American Dad

        American Dad was in some ways better, in some ways worse. Thing is, it was just another goofy cartoon. Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, and Sponge Bob all have a kino that Seth just can't reach. And he's been going at it for years. Waiting for that 'one big thing' he makes that turns him from being just a mediocre comedian.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How does he keep winning
    Realistic expectations. he prefers to keep the orville budget on the low side because he knows scifi shows die due to high budgets being contrasted to mid numbers when it comes to audiences. Seth understand mediocrity is the key for long lasting products.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he likes singing so he's gaaaaaaaaaay!
    Didn't know there were so many moronic underage highschoolers on here.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he saved star trek

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >normal words but a dog guy
    >normal words but a baby guy
    >normal words but a teddy bear guy
    Hack

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He should have made Johnny Bravo frick that wolf.

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