It's still hilarious to me that she inadvertently walked into the minefield of calling Serbia "not a real country". Just about the worst country to say that about (except for Ukraine now) given the past few decades of history in the Balkans kek.
One of the greatest disparities I've had with other men/the internet is the insistence that Elizabeth Olsen is hot. She's not hideous, but her face is so fricking weird, she looks like a product of incest. If I walked by her on the street I wouldn't think twice.
Not reeds fault he loves science so much. Sue should understand. Plus I'd give her half my time too if she spent half our pre marriage relationship craving namors dick.
He's supposed to be the smartest human to ever live, but apparently the screenplay writers didn't know that as he literally handed Scatlett Mommy the info she needed to quickly dispose of her biggest threat (Black Bolt). The RR from the comic books wouldn't have made that mistake.
She doesn't, some avengers will forever see her as a monster, some will have sympathy towards her and believe her change of heart. I think characters who have done something despicable and truly regret it and have gotten better are interesting because they often force a clash of ideals among other characters
Underage summergays. Cut them some slack. They spent the school being required to try on dresses to make sure they know what gender they are, and around old men in drag to make sure they know if they want to get fricked by old men or not.
How does she come back from this? I can tell you. I'm a writer for the story so this is canon. In one of the multiverses she travels to she meets me. She shows up exhausted, needing a break from all of her travels. I find her passed out in my backyard and brong her inside. When she wakes up I greet her with a bowl of eggs, and inform her she needs to eat all of them. She is so delighted by my kindness she stays for a while. We eventually develop a bond and she falls in love with me. Ultimately she becomes pregnant with my child and we get married. We love happily together until we both die of old age and our many children celebrate pur lives.
Flashback showing a demon was fully controlling all of her actions in MoM, so it's not her fault, we see Strange later kill this demon and then see Wanda separated from it, from that point on she becomes a hero again after a redemption arc
This homie's come back from worse
At one point he was the main fricking villain of the MCU and yet audiences have an even harder time staying mad at him than his brother does
>Great actor for the role >Has a character arc that spans several movies
That means a lot more than you think, and something that is severely lacking from the assembly line disney movies.
Heck thats also why Kylo Ren ended up being the most popular character from the new star wars movies despite being the villian, he was the only one with an actual character arc.
Loki off-screened some blue buttholes Thor failed to develop into sympathetic characters and 70 people who were all more or less SHIELD (and probably also HYDRA) stooges. NYC casualties were 90 and due to the ayys more than him. If he'd killed innocent civilians or overt good guys like the sorcerers, it'd have been a different story.
Is he? There is definitely a body that used to be Vision ambling around, but who can say? The writer's severe lack of Vision in the movie was annoying, but Raimi did a great job stylisticly.
>There is definitely a body that used to be Vision ambling around
yes, with Vision's memory in it, you only needed a couple of scenes showing him struggling to regain them and BOOM, the day is saved.
Is he? There is definitely a body that used to be Vision ambling around, but who can say? The writer's severe lack of Vision in the movie was annoying, but Raimi did a great job stylisticly.
That’s why I can’t get jiggy with this bullshit flick. You can’t just ignore the whole return of Vision and then Hex-Vision transferring his memories of Wanda into White Vision. He flies away at the end of Wandavision and you mean to tell me at no point did Wanda look for him? The whole fricking reason she made the Hex and went crazy in the first place was Vision’s death and he was absolutely ignored this movie. Phase 4 sucks and I think it’s really getting to be about time for the death of the MCU. They are going the Schumacher route with this horseshit
>That’s why I can’t get jiggy with this bullshit flick
Actually this is precisely why I CAN get jiggy with it. Half way through the movie I realized Raimi was just taking a piss with the whole thing and I greatly enjoyed the movie.
Vision was a vehicle to tell Wanda's story. Like how Hawkeye was a vehicle to tell Kate's story. Loki was a vehicle to tell a story about that ugly version of Loki. Moon Knight was a vehicle about that superhero no one will care about. She-Hulk is titled She-Hulk but she's relying on the popularity and recognition of Hulk being present so it counts. And so on and so forth. Constant bait and switch. Use a popular hero to slip in some homosexual woman who is magically stronger and better and so much more valid than the original. Because these characters wouldn't have anywhere near the same impact if the more popular hero wasn't associated with them.
For all intents and purposes Vision has served his purpose. He only exists now if Wanda needs a panic "oh but hey I saved an Avenger you guys" button to bring her back to her senses and make everyone love her again. Or if she needs someone to fricking die for her there he'll be. Vision is just a tool now.
I think they are leaning towards a big Secret Wars/Multiverse war as their next Thanos. Introduce alt-versions of some characters, kill of others, etc. so they can have a lot of teases & callbacks & ""diversity"" & such, & then whichever characters win the popularity contest will be left in the end as the "One True Universe" by the end of it.
Women are magically never wrong. It's never their fault. They never own up to anything. Wanda will be a coward, run from her mistakes and then tell people to simply "get over it" or "move on" and insist that like one single thing she does is enough to vindicate her. Dr. Strange tending to her bruised ego is enough to brand him a cuck and guarantees that his next film, if it even makes it to release, will suck a dick at the box office. Wanda is being propelled purely by the attractiveness of the actress and they are actively covering her up and failing to capitalize on what endeared her to the core consumer and primary demographic of the fricking franchise: men.
So these sexless movies where the female power fantasy and injected DIRECTLY into the male power fantasy are doomed to fail because men don't give a frick about what women want to see and women only associate the notion of a figure protecting men, women, and children to be the fantasy of a child because a woman would never be physically able to do such a thing and they're not hardwired to place themselves in dangerous situations. They see superheroes in the same vein as a first responder. It's just a costume for them to put on and then take off at the end of the day eating at a table and b***hing about dating in their 30s. Because all women care about is mate selection, never being accountable for their actions and negotiating/talking through situations as a climax. Women cannot physically overpower men so they have to rely on the strength of their argument vs how much the guy gives a frick about what they're talking about. That's why they like characters like Starscream and Loki. Little homosexuals who have to sneak around the more physically dominant characters and backstab and plant secrets and lie and manipulate to make ends meet. That's why these female-led superhero stories are fricking lame. It's literally first grade "you have the let the girls play too you guys" tier shenanigans. Frick off.
As always it's a screenshot of one frame. No to nothingburger.
She shouldn't have trusted Raimi with his over the top bullshit direction either to unleash the faces.
Memory wipe. It's rumored they are doing Children's Crusade, where Doctor Doom keeps an amnesiac Wanda. Can't be responsible for crimes you don't remember doing.
Just another means of stopping women from being accountable for their crimes. This is dangerous propaganda to push on the brain dead women who watch this shit.
>IM ACTING
>eggless roastie becomes unhinged because she's unable to have kids
Woah so problematic! How did Raimi get away with this?
I though every woman in US want to abort thier kids.
Women should abort babies. This movie is far-right propaganda
nah just the west coast
That's for talking shit about Serbia b***h
That happend years ago, she have a bad experience filming "in secret" (2013) in that country
Plot twist:
Sokovia is a marvel reference of the conflictive countries from the ex-Yugoslavia, so she is playing a Bosnian
It's still hilarious to me that she inadvertently walked into the minefield of calling Serbia "not a real country". Just about the worst country to say that about (except for Ukraine now) given the past few decades of history in the Balkans kek.
are her fingers rotting or something
Signs of corruption for using the darkhold for months
months of being alone and fingering herself without washing
why is there a star of david in the background?
>why is there a star of david in the background?
>is obviously a five pointed star
What did he mean by this
Wanda wants child
America wants mothers
Only Wanda 838 can understand wanda from earth 616
Problem resolved
>Sorry about hunting you through multiple universes and trying to kill you to absorb your powers, I'll be your mommy now.
>I'll be your mommy now.
stop hitting lizzy
Bitch
One of the greatest disparities I've had with other men/the internet is the insistence that Elizabeth Olsen is hot. She's not hideous, but her face is so fricking weird, she looks like a product of incest. If I walked by her on the street I wouldn't think twice.
She is one of those people that is a lot prettier in person I am betting.
There are a lot of women more pretty, but she have charisma (also she looks like Avril Lavigne in my teen years i was fan)
Why didn't she warp reality and turn her fists into marshmallow? America would still be alive so she could do the succ later.
She is somehow the only one who can stop the next villain. There she has been redeemed. She never did anything that bad to begin with anyway
Why are you discussing a film made for low IQ children?
Yet here you are as well,, you stupid Black person
Why aren't you? Schools out, kids all over this place lying about their ages.
>She never did anything that bad to begin with anyway
uhm...bro, the spaghetti situation?
There’s nothing wrong with killing any incarnation of Reed Richards.
in my mind she killed Jim from The Office, its bad enough
and why's that
Reed is a Grade A abusive butthole & neglectful workaholic at best & a Machiavellian supervillain at worst
Not reeds fault he loves science so much. Sue should understand. Plus I'd give her half my time too if she spent half our pre marriage relationship craving namors dick.
Based and DOOM-pilled
>She never did anything that bad to begin with anyway
Reed deserved it. In every universe.
why the hate for Reed?
He's smarter than me and has an invisibile gf
He's supposed to be the smartest human to ever live, but apparently the screenplay writers didn't know that as he literally handed Scatlett Mommy the info she needed to quickly dispose of her biggest threat (Black Bolt). The RR from the comic books wouldn't have made that mistake.
Meds.
Do you even know anything about the character?
>Wanda this is black bolt he has voice-activated powers
not a smart move
Why are meds needed?
the smartest man alive, what a fricking joke
t- homielander
I'll let you know after our honeymoon
She doesn't, some avengers will forever see her as a monster, some will have sympathy towards her and believe her change of heart. I think characters who have done something despicable and truly regret it and have gotten better are interesting because they often force a clash of ideals among other characters
She needs a good dicking and I have the perfect candidate right.... here
*unzips dick*
>unzips dick
Anon your penis does not sound normal if you can unzip it
Kek
Fricking newbies leave
Underage summergays. Cut them some slack. They spent the school being required to try on dresses to make sure they know what gender they are, and around old men in drag to make sure they know if they want to get fricked by old men or not.
That's a visual I didn't know I needed. There's another dick, inside that one, it too has a zip!
esl moron
How does she come back from this? I can tell you. I'm a writer for the story so this is canon. In one of the multiverses she travels to she meets me. She shows up exhausted, needing a break from all of her travels. I find her passed out in my backyard and brong her inside. When she wakes up I greet her with a bowl of eggs, and inform her she needs to eat all of them. She is so delighted by my kindness she stays for a while. We eventually develop a bond and she falls in love with me. Ultimately she becomes pregnant with my child and we get married. We love happily together until we both die of old age and our many children celebrate pur lives.
Big eyes!
She could just be my mommy instead, problem solved
Perfection
Would frick her puss and kiss her piggy nose, if you know what I mean
please elaborate, I'm a slow learner
>a literal, shameless wig
I mean, the actress has hair, was this necessary?
She cute
"I overreacted."
Flashback showing a demon was fully controlling all of her actions in MoM, so it's not her fault, we see Strange later kill this demon and then see Wanda separated from it, from that point on she becomes a hero again after a redemption arc
This homie's come back from worse
At one point he was the main fricking villain of the MCU and yet audiences have an even harder time staying mad at him than his brother does
Because he's a damn near perfect casting and so charming.
Olsen is also a perfect cast
>Great actor for the role
>Has a character arc that spans several movies
That means a lot more than you think, and something that is severely lacking from the assembly line disney movies.
Heck thats also why Kylo Ren ended up being the most popular character from the new star wars movies despite being the villian, he was the only one with an actual character arc.
Loki off-screened some blue buttholes Thor failed to develop into sympathetic characters and 70 people who were all more or less SHIELD (and probably also HYDRA) stooges. NYC casualties were 90 and due to the ayys more than him. If he'd killed innocent civilians or overt good guys like the sorcerers, it'd have been a different story.
Sex
different universe Wanda, done
sasuke 'ya..sorry' and all is forgiven.
ESL
A new alt-verse version appears that's as sweet and nice as candy. And she's black. And a transformer dude-to-woman
There. Problem solved the Disney way.
4 A.M. mating press
legitimately good and fun part of the film
It was by far my favorite part
Deadite Strange is kino as frick
The faces and sounds he made in this scene were just right, you could tell they were having fun.
Why didn't she just have sex? Why couldn't she adopt?
Where is she gonna get Visions dick?
Vision is alive and well after Wandavision, him not being in this movie is the most blatant plot hole you can make.
Is he? There is definitely a body that used to be Vision ambling around, but who can say? The writer's severe lack of Vision in the movie was annoying, but Raimi did a great job stylisticly.
>There is definitely a body that used to be Vision ambling around
yes, with Vision's memory in it, you only needed a couple of scenes showing him struggling to regain them and BOOM, the day is saved.
He is a machine with information. If he actually had a soul he would not have flown off, he would have helped his wife
That’s why I can’t get jiggy with this bullshit flick. You can’t just ignore the whole return of Vision and then Hex-Vision transferring his memories of Wanda into White Vision. He flies away at the end of Wandavision and you mean to tell me at no point did Wanda look for him? The whole fricking reason she made the Hex and went crazy in the first place was Vision’s death and he was absolutely ignored this movie. Phase 4 sucks and I think it’s really getting to be about time for the death of the MCU. They are going the Schumacher route with this horseshit
>That’s why I can’t get jiggy with this bullshit flick
Actually this is precisely why I CAN get jiggy with it. Half way through the movie I realized Raimi was just taking a piss with the whole thing and I greatly enjoyed the movie.
Vision was a vehicle to tell Wanda's story. Like how Hawkeye was a vehicle to tell Kate's story. Loki was a vehicle to tell a story about that ugly version of Loki. Moon Knight was a vehicle about that superhero no one will care about. She-Hulk is titled She-Hulk but she's relying on the popularity and recognition of Hulk being present so it counts. And so on and so forth. Constant bait and switch. Use a popular hero to slip in some homosexual woman who is magically stronger and better and so much more valid than the original. Because these characters wouldn't have anywhere near the same impact if the more popular hero wasn't associated with them.
For all intents and purposes Vision has served his purpose. He only exists now if Wanda needs a panic "oh but hey I saved an Avenger you guys" button to bring her back to her senses and make everyone love her again. Or if she needs someone to fricking die for her there he'll be. Vision is just a tool now.
She's dead isn't she?
Put simply, it was a woman moment.
I think they are leaning towards a big Secret Wars/Multiverse war as their next Thanos. Introduce alt-versions of some characters, kill of others, etc. so they can have a lot of teases & callbacks & ""diversity"" & such, & then whichever characters win the popularity contest will be left in the end as the "One True Universe" by the end of it.
you think? That was the whole point of Loki
Women are magically never wrong. It's never their fault. They never own up to anything. Wanda will be a coward, run from her mistakes and then tell people to simply "get over it" or "move on" and insist that like one single thing she does is enough to vindicate her. Dr. Strange tending to her bruised ego is enough to brand him a cuck and guarantees that his next film, if it even makes it to release, will suck a dick at the box office. Wanda is being propelled purely by the attractiveness of the actress and they are actively covering her up and failing to capitalize on what endeared her to the core consumer and primary demographic of the fricking franchise: men.
So these sexless movies where the female power fantasy and injected DIRECTLY into the male power fantasy are doomed to fail because men don't give a frick about what women want to see and women only associate the notion of a figure protecting men, women, and children to be the fantasy of a child because a woman would never be physically able to do such a thing and they're not hardwired to place themselves in dangerous situations. They see superheroes in the same vein as a first responder. It's just a costume for them to put on and then take off at the end of the day eating at a table and b***hing about dating in their 30s. Because all women care about is mate selection, never being accountable for their actions and negotiating/talking through situations as a climax. Women cannot physically overpower men so they have to rely on the strength of their argument vs how much the guy gives a frick about what they're talking about. That's why they like characters like Starscream and Loki. Little homosexuals who have to sneak around the more physically dominant characters and backstab and plant secrets and lie and manipulate to make ends meet. That's why these female-led superhero stories are fricking lame. It's literally first grade "you have the let the girls play too you guys" tier shenanigans. Frick off.
As always it's a screenshot of one frame. No to nothingburger.
She shouldn't have trusted Raimi with his over the top bullshit direction either to unleash the faces.
are you having a stroke
Memory wipe. It's rumored they are doing Children's Crusade, where Doctor Doom keeps an amnesiac Wanda. Can't be responsible for crimes you don't remember doing.
Just another means of stopping women from being accountable for their crimes. This is dangerous propaganda to push on the brain dead women who watch this shit.
that's a man.
>How does her character comes back from this?
have you read any marvel comics at all? or watched any daytime soap opera?