How does it make you feel

That this guy has made FIVE feature length films, and you'll never make one?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I showed my ex-gf his films. After we broke up I saw that fricking Neil Breen (actually him) was on her friendslist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >friendslist
      ???

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mfw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this entire scene always sends my sides into orbit. all of their suicides are so fricking comical and nonchalant

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went on a few dates with a 7.5/10 fat ass half Mexican girl in NYC and to my surprise she's seen all his films and even joked about them with me. She was super chill and naturally funny, very rare among women. However I was a loser sperg and had no confidence. Our last date she played an IASIP ep on her phone and halfway through wrapped her leg around mine. I obviously didn't do anything, politely showed her out and it was over at that point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice blog post. Also that was your last chance if it was 4+ years ago you're an incel forever now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's over for you Anon.
      Might as well stick to escorts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't stop laughing at every scene.
        If only his films were available for streaming.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > If only his films were available for streaming
          you can just, you know, pirate them

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly couldn't do any better

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW we have to wait until all the Film Festival's are over with so we can finally watch CADE: The Tortured Crossing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this guy is your real estate agent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was an architect, which is kind of scarier.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He started in real estate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even his real estate ads have the inflection of one of his film characters. Artful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be thrilled to have him as my real estate agent.
      He's ambitious and needs the money for his movies. He'll get the max deal.
      Plus we can break the ice by talking kino instead of the weather or the neighborhood.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jay Bauman laughs at Neil Breen but thinks David Lynch is the greatest filmmaker ever

    ??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite rlm episode is the max landis botw

      Neil Breen unironically makes better comedic movies than those RLM morons ever did. (And he's not even trying).

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite rlm episode is the max landis botw

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How would you rank his movies?
    1. Double Down
    2. Fateful Findings
    2. I Am Here…Now
    3. Twisted Pair
    5. Pass Thru

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fateful Findings was the only one I could watch in one sitting. The guy needs an editor.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he used to film outside and have actual sets? What happened?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I made 2 films with my friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gay pornos don't count

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we made shitty horror flicks and show them to our families
        it was a different time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post them on YouTube

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neil Breen movies used to have charm, now they're just objectively bad. Ever since he became 100% dependent on green screen and stopped filming exterior locations completely he's just kind of lost the magic

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neal has a handful of KINO scenes in his movies but a lot of them are just boring. He needs to learn to edit down the boring bits

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sell real estate to finance your real hobby of making fever dream movies
    This guy has it figured out.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think?
    >Is Neil Breen self-aware?
    >Is Neil Breen painfully un-self-aware?
    >Is this a 15-year long con game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think he understands that most people find his movies hilariously bad but he just doesn't care.

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