I went on a few dates with a 7.5/10 fat ass half Mexican girl in NYC and to my surprise she's seen all his films and even joked about them with me. She was super chill and naturally funny, very rare among women. However I was a loser sperg and had no confidence. Our last date she played an IASIP ep on her phone and halfway through wrapped her leg around mine. I obviously didn't do anything, politely showed her out and it was over at that point.
I'd be thrilled to have him as my real estate agent.
He's ambitious and needs the money for his movies. He'll get the max deal.
Plus we can break the ice by talking kino instead of the weather or the neighborhood.
Neil Breen movies used to have charm, now they're just objectively bad. Ever since he became 100% dependent on green screen and stopped filming exterior locations completely he's just kind of lost the magic
I showed my ex-gf his films. After we broke up I saw that fricking Neil Breen (actually him) was on her friendslist.
>friendslist
???
If it can be destroyed by the truth, it deserves to be destroyed by the truth.
mfw
this entire scene always sends my sides into orbit. all of their suicides are so fricking comical and nonchalant
I went on a few dates with a 7.5/10 fat ass half Mexican girl in NYC and to my surprise she's seen all his films and even joked about them with me. She was super chill and naturally funny, very rare among women. However I was a loser sperg and had no confidence. Our last date she played an IASIP ep on her phone and halfway through wrapped her leg around mine. I obviously didn't do anything, politely showed her out and it was over at that point.
nice blog post. Also that was your last chance if it was 4+ years ago you're an incel forever now
It's over for you Anon.
Might as well stick to escorts.
I can't stop laughing at every scene.
If only his films were available for streaming.
> If only his films were available for streaming
you can just, you know, pirate them
I honestly couldn't do any better
>TFW we have to wait until all the Film Festival's are over with so we can finally watch CADE: The Tortured Crossing
Imagine this guy is your real estate agent
I thought he was an architect, which is kind of scarier.
He started in real estate
Even his real estate ads have the inflection of one of his film characters. Artful
I'd be thrilled to have him as my real estate agent.
He's ambitious and needs the money for his movies. He'll get the max deal.
Plus we can break the ice by talking kino instead of the weather or the neighborhood.
Jay Bauman laughs at Neil Breen but thinks David Lynch is the greatest filmmaker ever
??
Neil Breen unironically makes better comedic movies than those RLM morons ever did. (And he's not even trying).
my favorite rlm episode is the max landis botw
How would you rank his movies?
1. Double Down
2. Fateful Findings
2. I Am Here…Now
3. Twisted Pair
5. Pass Thru
Fateful Findings was the only one I could watch in one sitting. The guy needs an editor.
Remember when he used to film outside and have actual sets? What happened?
I made 2 films with my friends
gay pornos don't count
we made shitty horror flicks and show them to our families
it was a different time
Post them on YouTube
Neil Breen movies used to have charm, now they're just objectively bad. Ever since he became 100% dependent on green screen and stopped filming exterior locations completely he's just kind of lost the magic
Neal has a handful of KINO scenes in his movies but a lot of them are just boring. He needs to learn to edit down the boring bits
>sell real estate to finance your real hobby of making fever dream movies
This guy has it figured out.
What do you think?
>Is Neil Breen self-aware?
>Is Neil Breen painfully un-self-aware?
>Is this a 15-year long con game?
I think he understands that most people find his movies hilariously bad but he just doesn't care.