How does something actually make even the later Jovovich movies look good?
How does something actually make even the later Jovovich movies look good?
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They did my boy Leon so dirty in this movie.
Turned a capable and charismatic character into a moron who's the butt of every joke.
by fucking every single thing up. it was like watching a poorly done parody of a poorly done parody.
this and the moron jill. and wesker dating her. what a complete shitfest failure.
>Lisa Trevor vs. Licker fight
So fucking stupid
Out of fucking nowhere, too.
damn lisa was in this? i always felt bad for her
she's friendly too, sadly underused after her setup
>First time you meet Lisa
>Knocks you out
>she's trying to kill you
Never understood why she didn't just kill you right then and there.
Because she's supposed to be like a child. She probably loses interest when she realizes your no longer a threat.
she was dooled by som umbrella researchers into thinking they were family for a short time
maybe she mistakes chris/jill for mom and dad but then realizes afterwards or just doesn't really understand what she is doing sometimes. like she just wants people but can't handle people looking at her in horror and disgust
jesus christ. more lisa tidbits, please? did birkin and wesker experiment on her too?
Lisa Trevor is already a stupid reddit character anyways
At least 4 of the Jovovich movies are actually pretty fun and the first one is a legitimately good horror flick.
RE fanboys are just angry that they didnt adapt the shitty stories from the games.
As opposed to what? Making their own brand of shit? At least fans would appreciate them if they felt like they had something to do with the games.
lmao REtards seething
The story in the games is shit and can not sustain a movie. Who gives a fuck.
>shitty stories from the games.
cope, they did adapt it but ruined the story by adding nonsense exposition shit to explain simple things to retards like you.
I liked the first two, then it went off the rails.
3 was fun, it's just that with 3 they started to ignore the endings of the previous ones and inserted major retcons
for example, the little girl they save in 2 (Angela Ashford I think) just disappears in 3 never to be seen again
This, only the first two are good.
jill in those movies might be the hottest woman ever for me. she hits all the marks. perfection in looks
Because people don't know how to direct. They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games. Resident Evil is a game that has such a great story that it doesn't need to be adapted. The movies write themselves. 1 mansion incident. 2 raccoon city incident. 3. Raccoon city sequel and mini prequel, inbetween 1 and 3. Its not hard to do.
based anon. you see it too.
This movie was almost alright. It built up tension slowly. I liked the setting being in the past and Raccoon being more low key. Yes Leon's characterisation was awful. But it felt like no one had faith in this and cut loads of content to get it under two hours and shit it out. So the latter half of the movie is awful rush. It was better than Jovovich films by a mile. (I still enjoy those films though as they are at least so bad it's good which is better than being bland.) The new Netflix show feels awful. Part of me thinks no one had faith in this film and the Netflix series was always going to be a series reboot as it were so this was just pushed by the pandemic and messy.
>They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games
These people live in a bubble on their own. What the fans want is different to what they are told the fans want.
>They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games.
No matter how many times it happens I just never get used to it
Fucking crazy. Can you just imagine how that went over in the pitching room.
>"Lets make a show about one of the most popular video games of all time. Halo."
>"Sure! Lets get some source material"
>"We should start playing some of the games first"
>"Nah fuck that. So this ugh Master Chief guy. Lets show his face in the first episode, oh and he fucks this girl that he's in love with and simps for her. This is going to be a hit."
Because while people shit on Paul W. S. Anderson he is capable of putting together a movie that is at the very least fun to watch.
Meanwhile Johannes Roberts highest rated movie on IMDB is 6.1 on the first movie he ever directed and everything else after that is 5 or below
correction the only reason that first movie has a 6.1 is because it was rated by only 24 people lel
paul is an idiot who can't put together anything the movies fucking suck and only fun part, the fights are not fun to watch when they're cut and edited so badly. have a nice day you absolute troglodyte of shit taste haver.
>the movies fucking suck
when did I say that wasn't the case
they suck but they are watchable
if movie is "fun to watch" it usually means it's good you backpedaling cunt
if you're going to get angry at anybody get angry at your own inability to comprehend my original post
you should try and comprehend your own points first idiot
hard to do 'comprehend my own points' when you have them in your head
either admit you made a mistake and now you're just arguing for the sake of it or don't
either way if you want keep arguing with a strawman of what you think I said do it without quoting me
do tell how can bad movies be fun to watch
>how can bad movies be fun to watch
Fuck you got me now.
i accept your concession. have a nice day.
you replied to 2 separate anons. cleared that you're a tard too. keep that spastic head up that loose asshole.
whatever it will get you to stop replying to me just because you misunderstood my first post I will take it
mark that as an argument you won on the internet on your board
Jesus Christ, stop crying you miserable bastard and try to enjoy something once in a while
>you don't enjoy bad movies therefore you don't enjoy anything
>everyone look at me i'm assuming like a basedlord on anonymous imageboard
what a retard
I love the boondocks saints. People usually HATE it. But I grew up with it and they’re fun movies although they’re not like the pinnacle of cinema. Also carnage park had lots of issues but it was a fun watch
So damn retarded.
i enjoyed this movie and unironically appreciate it as a love letter to fans. i’m not even a consoomer. just kinda clever how they did some scenes and the easter eggs were integrated into the plot.
Why was Claire 45 years old? She's 19 or 20 in RE2.
And people are gonna call this movie a masterpiece after the tv show comes out. Wesker's daughters are fucking morons in that shit.
More like Spencer McMansion.
It fails to generate the same atmosphere of the games, and the characters don't resemble their originals in either personality or appearance, and as a stand alone movie it's not compelling or particularly interesting.
However, the scene where Chris was shooting zombies and only the muzzle flash was lighting up the scene was well done and ambitious.
Beginning was decent. Ghost town raccoon city was stupid.
Most of the movie was shit. Mansion was like 4 rooms, a dog and zombies.
Poor Leon was wasted.
The first movie was a very good standalone horror movie, the ending (if there were no sequels) would have made it a cult classic and a good warning against biological weapons.
The fucking zombies at the gate talking
What? What were they saying?
Shouting to be let in
Itchy tasty, let us in, hungry.
Then they are fully turned and just do the usually roars
Can we at least admit that there were a tiny amount of respect to the franchise in this one?
It was still complete garbage but it seemed like someone actually had played the games, which is something that was never there with all of the other movies.
It almost gave me hope.
It is a bad movie though, cardboard acting through and through, unbearable and to me it looked like a bunch of gays cosplaying as RE characters
I can admit to that. The police station entrance was gorgeous as well as the mansion foyer. The moose head room was nearly identical to the game.
Lots of nods to various things.
>The police station entrance was gorgeous as well as the mansion foyer
They were both far too small
True, but that was by far the least of the problems.
>but it seemed like someone actually had played the games
No, it seemed like it was made by someone who read a two paragraph synopsis of the games.
Just wait until the new tv show comes out.
The Jovovich movies showed us her bobs and vagene.
Chris and Wesker were great casts