How does something actually make even the later Jovovich movies look good?

How does something actually make even the later Jovovich movies look good?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did my boy Leon so dirty in this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turned a capable and charismatic character into a little b***h who's the butt of every joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      by fricking every single thing up. it was like watching a poorly done parody of a poorly done parody.

      this and the Black person jill. and wesker dating her. what a complete shitfest failure.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lisa Trevor vs. Licker fight
    So fricking stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Out of fricking nowhere, too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn lisa was in this? i always felt bad for her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's friendly too, sadly underused after her setup

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >REmake
          >First time you meet Lisa
          >Knocks you out
          >wake up
          >she's trying to kill you
          Never understood why she didn't just kill you right then and there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because she's supposed to be like a child. She probably loses interest when she realizes your no longer a threat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Fair point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she was dooled by som umbrella researchers into thinking they were family for a short time
            maybe she mistakes chris/jill for mom and dad but then realizes afterwards or just doesn't really understand what she is doing sometimes. like she just wants people but can't handle people looking at her in horror and disgust

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ. more lisa tidbits, please? did birkin and wesker experiment on her too?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa Trevor is already a stupid reddit character anyways

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least 4 of the Jovovich movies are actually pretty fun and the first one is a legitimately good horror flick.
    RE fanboys are just angry that they didnt adapt the shitty stories from the games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to what? Making their own brand of shit? At least fans would appreciate them if they felt like they had something to do with the games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty stories from the games.
      cope, they did adapt it but ruined the story by adding nonsense exposition shit to explain simple things to morons like you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the first two, then it went off the rails.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 was fun, it's just that with 3 they started to ignore the endings of the previous ones and inserted major retcons
        for example, the little girl they save in 2 (Angela Ashford I think) just disappears in 3 never to be seen again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, only the first two are good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jill in those movies might be the hottest woman ever for me. she hits all the marks. perfection in looks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Armpit kino

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because people don't know how to direct. They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games. Resident Evil is a game that has such a great story that it doesn't need to be adapted. The movies write themselves. 1 mansion incident. 2 raccoon city incident. 3. Raccoon city sequel and mini prequel, inbetween 1 and 3. Its not hard to do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based anon. you see it too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This movie was almost alright. It built up tension slowly. I liked the setting being in the past and Raccoon being more low key. Yes Leon's characterisation was awful. But it felt like no one had faith in this and cut loads of content to get it under two hours and shit it out. So the latter half of the movie is awful rush. It was better than Jovovich films by a mile. (I still enjoy those films though as they are at least so bad it's good which is better than being bland.) The new Netflix show feels awful. Part of me thinks no one had faith in this film and the Netflix series was always going to be a series reboot as it were so this was just pushed by the pandemic and messy.

      >They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games
      These people live in a bubble on their own. What the fans want is different to what they are told the fans want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They want to make a adaption to please the fans yet they never even play the games.
      No matter how many times it happens I just never get used to it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking crazy. Can you just imagine how that went over in the pitching room.

        >"Lets make a show about one of the most popular video games of all time. Halo."

        >"Sure! Lets get some source material"

        >"We should start playing some of the games first"

        >"Nah frick that. So this ugh Master Chief guy. Lets show his face in the first episode, oh and he fricks this girl that he's in love with and simps for her. This is going to be a hit."

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because while people shit on Paul W. S. Anderson he is capable of putting together a movie that is at the very least fun to watch.
    Meanwhile Johannes Roberts highest rated movie on IMDB is 6.1 on the first movie he ever directed and everything else after that is 5 or below

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correction the only reason that first movie has a 6.1 is because it was rated by only 24 people lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      paul is an idiot who can't put together anything the movies fricking suck and only fun part, the fights are not fun to watch when they're cut and edited so badly. have a nice day you absolute troglodyte of shit taste haver.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the movies fricking suck
        when did I say that wasn't the case
        they suck but they are watchable
        reboot isn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if movie is "fun to watch" it usually means it's good you backpedaling c**t

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you're going to get angry at anybody get angry at your own inability to comprehend my original post

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you should try and comprehend your own points first idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hard to do 'comprehend my own points' when you have them in your head
                either admit you made a mistake and now you're just arguing for the sake of it or don't
                either way if you want keep arguing with a strawman of what you think I said do it without quoting me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do tell how can bad movies be fun to watch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >how can bad movies be fun to watch
                Frick you got me now.
                Pic unrelated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what a moron

                i accept your concession. have a nice day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you replied to 2 separate anons. cleared that you're a tard too. keep that spastic head up that loose butthole.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whatever it will get you to stop replying to me just because you misunderstood my first post I will take it
                mark that as an argument you won on the internet on your board

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ, stop crying you miserable bastard and try to enjoy something once in a while

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't enjoy bad movies therefore you don't enjoy anything
                >everyone look at me i'm assuming like a basedlord on anonymous imageboard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what a moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love the boondocks saints. People usually HATE it. But I grew up with it and they’re fun movies although they’re not like the pinnacle of cinema. Also carnage park had lots of issues but it was a fun watch

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So damn moronic.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed this movie and unironically appreciate it as a love letter to fans. i’m not even a consoomer. just kinda clever how they did some scenes and the easter eggs were integrated into the plot.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Claire 45 years old? She's 19 or 20 in RE2.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And people are gonna call this movie a masterpiece after the tv show comes out. Wesker's daughters are fricking Black folk in that shit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Spencer McMansion.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It fails to generate the same atmosphere of the games, and the characters don't resemble their originals in either personality or appearance, and as a stand alone movie it's not compelling or particularly interesting.

    However, the scene where Chris was shooting zombies and only the muzzle flash was lighting up the scene was well done and ambitious.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beginning was decent. Ghost town raccoon city was stupid.
    Most of the movie was shit. Mansion was like 4 rooms, a dog and zombies.
    Poor Leon was wasted.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie was a very good standalone horror movie, the ending (if there were no sequels) would have made it a cult classic and a good warning against biological weapons.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking zombies at the gate talking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? What were they saying?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shouting to be let in

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Itchy tasty, let us in, hungry.
        Then they are fully turned and just do the usually roars

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we at least admit that there were a tiny amount of respect to the franchise in this one?
    It was still complete garbage but it seemed like someone actually had played the games, which is something that was never there with all of the other movies.
    It almost gave me hope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a bad movie though, cardboard acting through and through, unbearable and to me it looked like a bunch of homosexuals cosplaying as RE characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can admit to that. The police station entrance was gorgeous as well as the mansion foyer. The moose head room was nearly identical to the game.
      Lots of nods to various things.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The police station entrance was gorgeous as well as the mansion foyer
        They were both far too small

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, but that was by far the least of the problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but it seemed like someone actually had played the games

      No, it seemed like it was made by someone who read a two paragraph synopsis of the games.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until the new tv show comes out.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Jovovich movies showed us her bobs and vagene.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris and Wesker were great casts

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