How does Tom Cruise do it? This is the showing for tonight and its nearly booked, 2 weeks after it came out.

How does Tom Cruise do it? This is the showing for tonight and its nearly booked, 2 weeks after it came out.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do all you normies sit all the way in the back?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      prime makeout spots
      everthing in front of the entrance aisle is shit seats. idk why they even have them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >prime makeout spots
        thats not what cinemas are for
        pay attention to the film or get out

        if you wanna kiss your boyfriend for 2hrs, stay home

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What homosexual hands typed this get the frick back to tumblr

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >thats not what cinemas are for
          this homie eatin' beans!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have shit seats because it takes effort, scheduling and social obligations to get to a movie theater and they know people will compromise. This way they can achieve 30% more revenue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it takes effort, scheduling and social obligations to get to a movie theater
          what are you, a fricking senator?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dont you want the entire film screen in your field of vision instead of looking around like a supersperger for 2hrs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      prime makeout spots
      everthing in front of the entrance aisle is shit seats. idk why they even have them

      dont you want the entire film screen in your field of vision instead of looking around like a supersperger for 2hrs

      >prime makeout spots
      thats not what cinemas are for
      pay attention to the film or get out

      if you wanna kiss your boyfriend for 2hrs, stay home

      the best seat if front row middle and you cant tell me otherwise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they don't know, they just do what everyone else does

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE

    Tom Cruise and Joseph Kosinski saved kino for us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based. this is the first movie I've seen in theaters since Dunkirk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Cruise is our guy. Oblivion is also gigabased: gets into epigenetics, it's pro-mankind, and has Kosinski kino cinematography.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes a recognizable name, in a recognizable movie, with easy to understand subject matter. its also good i hear. Even Dogfricker liked it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise thanks you for watching the movie before it starts
    He loves his craft and he loves making people happy. Audiences respond very favorably to that.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, its a movie for the people who saw top gun as teens. These same people have been tortured by psyop covid and all other things. There is nothing that could stop these idiots from going to see this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what if i just saw the original top gun last night?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am partial to Row C (If small theater/screenjng) to Row F (If large theater and format) as close to the center as possible.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he made an excellent, well written, highly entertaining and soulful film
    it's as if those elements are directly correlated with peoples willingness to get their butts into the theater
    t. already seen it twice gang chad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WATCH MOVIE FOR HE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unbelievable that this got cucked out of IMAX for Jurassic Flop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro you're about to experience some real gigakino boy I tell you huwhat

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's no longer in any IMAX cinemas near me. Frick, I missed it. Should I just go and watch it on a normal screen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Immediately.

        Yes. Immediately.

        >Immediately
        It's still dark outside and cinemas won't open for another 10 hours. Do you want me to break into the cinema and operate the projector myself? I don't know how to do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I didn't realize. Use the 10 hours to load up on fireworks, sir. You're gonna need it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Immediately.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit fatigue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop saying this
      you sound like an absolute homosexual using that as a metric for the quality of a film
      most of us never watch that shit to begin with
      so do yourself a favor and shut the frick up and stop using that word at all
      especially in a based kino thread
      homosexual

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know the movie is kino and exciting and all, but no one told me I'd be tearing up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you will help tom cruise break another box office record
      you will help save kino as we know it
      you will cry like a real man

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theaters are gonna lose money by having to kick Top Gun out of the IMAX screens to play the shitty dinosaur movie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it in IMAX with my parents and my boomer mother was genuinely spazzing about lifting her arms up during tense action scenes and very audibly reacting to every emotional moment. It was very easy to talk her into going again, my dad also loved it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah
      I can't stress enough how truly groundbreaking the action is bros
      you MUST see this in the theater

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On my way to see it now. Not imax sadly but still going to be good
    I’m going alone though 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be your wingman, buddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m going alone though
      It's worth it. I might be going a 3rd time if I can find the time. See this in theaters anon or you will seriously regret it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he actually trying to make a good movie instead of woke bullshit?

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