They have shit seats because it takes effort, scheduling and social obligations to get to a movie theater and they know people will compromise. This way they can achieve 30% more revenue.
>Tom Cruise thanks you for watching the movie before it starts
He loves his craft and he loves making people happy. Audiences respond very favorably to that.
I mean, its a movie for the people who saw top gun as teens. These same people have been tortured by psyop covid and all other things. There is nothing that could stop these idiots from going to see this movie.
he made an excellent, well written, highly entertaining and soulful film
it's as if those elements are directly correlated with peoples willingness to get their butts into the theater
t. already seen it twice gang chad
>Immediately
It's still dark outside and cinemas won't open for another 10 hours. Do you want me to break into the cinema and operate the projector myself? I don't know how to do that.
stop saying this
you sound like an absolute homosexual using that as a metric for the quality of a film
most of us never watch that shit to begin with
so do yourself a favor and shut the frick up and stop using that word at all
especially in a based kino thread
homosexual
I watched it in IMAX with my parents and my boomer mother was genuinely spazzing about lifting her arms up during tense action scenes and very audibly reacting to every emotional moment. It was very easy to talk her into going again, my dad also loved it.
why do all you normies sit all the way in the back?
prime makeout spots
everthing in front of the entrance aisle is shit seats. idk why they even have them
>prime makeout spots
thats not what cinemas are for
pay attention to the film or get out
if you wanna kiss your boyfriend for 2hrs, stay home
What homosexual hands typed this get the frick back to tumblr
>thats not what cinemas are for
this homie eatin' beans!
They have shit seats because it takes effort, scheduling and social obligations to get to a movie theater and they know people will compromise. This way they can achieve 30% more revenue.
>it takes effort, scheduling and social obligations to get to a movie theater
what are you, a fricking senator?
dont you want the entire film screen in your field of vision instead of looking around like a supersperger for 2hrs
the best seat if front row middle and you cant tell me otherwise
they don't know, they just do what everyone else does
CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE
Tom Cruise and Joseph Kosinski saved kino for us.
based. this is the first movie I've seen in theaters since Dunkirk
Tom Cruise is our guy. Oblivion is also gigabased: gets into epigenetics, it's pro-mankind, and has Kosinski kino cinematography.
hes a recognizable name, in a recognizable movie, with easy to understand subject matter. its also good i hear. Even Dogfricker liked it.
>Tom Cruise thanks you for watching the movie before it starts
He loves his craft and he loves making people happy. Audiences respond very favorably to that.
I mean, its a movie for the people who saw top gun as teens. These same people have been tortured by psyop covid and all other things. There is nothing that could stop these idiots from going to see this movie.
what if i just saw the original top gun last night?
I am partial to Row C (If small theater/screenjng) to Row F (If large theater and format) as close to the center as possible.
he made an excellent, well written, highly entertaining and soulful film
it's as if those elements are directly correlated with peoples willingness to get their butts into the theater
t. already seen it twice gang chad
I WATCH MOVIE FOR HE
Unbelievable that this got cucked out of IMAX for Jurassic Flop.
bro you're about to experience some real gigakino boy I tell you huwhat
It's no longer in any IMAX cinemas near me. Frick, I missed it. Should I just go and watch it on a normal screen?
Yes.
>Immediately
It's still dark outside and cinemas won't open for another 10 hours. Do you want me to break into the cinema and operate the projector myself? I don't know how to do that.
Sorry, I didn't realize. Use the 10 hours to load up on fireworks, sir. You're gonna need it.
Yes. Immediately.
Capeshit fatigue
stop saying this
you sound like an absolute homosexual using that as a metric for the quality of a film
most of us never watch that shit to begin with
so do yourself a favor and shut the frick up and stop using that word at all
especially in a based kino thread
homosexual
I know the movie is kino and exciting and all, but no one told me I'd be tearing up.
you will help tom cruise break another box office record
you will help save kino as we know it
you will cry like a real man
theaters are gonna lose money by having to kick Top Gun out of the IMAX screens to play the shitty dinosaur movie
I watched it in IMAX with my parents and my boomer mother was genuinely spazzing about lifting her arms up during tense action scenes and very audibly reacting to every emotional moment. It was very easy to talk her into going again, my dad also loved it.
hell yeah
I can't stress enough how truly groundbreaking the action is bros
you MUST see this in the theater
On my way to see it now. Not imax sadly but still going to be good
I’m going alone though 🙁
I'll be your wingman, buddy.
>I’m going alone though
It's worth it. I might be going a 3rd time if I can find the time. See this in theaters anon or you will seriously regret it.
Is he actually trying to make a good movie instead of woke bullshit?