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How hard it's to make a Blade film?
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>see ackshually we meant to make it bad
Almost like putting on a Broadway musical called "Springtime for Hitler"
Have a buff black guy and make him swing swords at vampires. Bam, you've got your Blade movie.
But where does the transgender politics and strong female characters fit in?
impossible, modern blacks are too zesty and not at all intimidating
You know by the time pass i notice black entretenimient become more sissy and homosexual than before, in the past It was hardcore rappers that kill each others or rap about hard of the Life now it's like sissy rappers that rpa about mental care or some gay as shit like that, their physic change too, rather thank muscles they are now slim and More femenine without hair.
yep, bug blacks is a real thing
The war is against all men regardless of race and it's being done to soften the populace so that it's ripe for invasion.
pretty difficult when the company producing it doesn't want to make anything but PG13 kids films.
Morbius wasn't even allowed to show a vampire drink blood from a plastic bag without turning the blood in said plastic bags into bright blue gatorade.
Morbius was Sony.
Blade is Disney.
So? Disney are gonna just make the same mistakes that sony did. They don't learn from their own failures nevermind other peoples
>Morbius was Sony.
>Blade is Disney.
Your moronic ass says that with ways too much confidence. You must be a third worlder.
i admire the thirdie's confidence in the system
It's going to be an R-rated film, or at least Mahershala Ali insists that. At this point it's anyone's guess what it will end up being like.
mahershala has exactly zero leverage in getting an r rating
it was always going to be pg-13 and will very much still be in the end
>it's apparently be rewritten like 6 times.
That homie can "insist" all he wants he didn't have control when they greenlight the 5 billion previous scripts. He is probably fricked with a shit contract otherwise he would have walked by now.
Because they want to make it about Blade's daughter
>Because they want to make it about Blade's daughter
the synopsis for what they were going to do with this blade movie was absolutely amazing. blade would've been like the fourth lead, and the movie would be about women getting their agency back.
apparently they still want a female-centric movie but blade has been returned to the primary character position that he should be in.
it's apparently be rewritten like 6 times.
That sounds fricking horrible. And exactly like something the fans would despise.
So Kathleen Kennedy must be greenlighting it. Even after the South Park episode she can't help making things gay and putting a chick in it
I know I'm hardly the first one to point this out but the fact that they can't even resist replacing a character who was already a minority with a even more woke version just shows how far the cart is ahead of the horse now. Making a faithful adaptation of anything, even if it already meets the diversity quota, is literally impossible to these people.
They literally, unronically are doing the "put a chick in it and make her gay and" bit every fricking time. Even what's supposed to be a satirical, over the top caricature is just an accurate description of what's really happening now. The entire industry needs to perish in flames and I'm pretty sure it will
apparently they're trying to make it as woke as possible but still be a success. The problem is, they can't.
>Give Wesley those good Hollywood steroids
>Write a simple story where he kicks ass and looks cool
>Have a thumping techno soundtrack
>Make a billion dollars
blade is being hunted by HUMAN vampire hunters
how is that so hard to get right
and youre welcome homosexuals
t rad
the human vampire hunters is shield
hydra saves blade from being killed
blades daughter gets captured by shield
blade ends up turning several shield agents into vampires
vampire agents help blade retrieve is daughter from shield facility
blade kills shield agents
goes on the run with daughter
hawkeye is tasked to hunt down and kill blade
shield wants the immortality gene to keep their heroes young, hence why they want blade or his daughter - to extract their dna
hydra couldnt care less - they already figured out immortality gene, and is using blade to destroy shield, and yes, hydra intentionally let blades daughter get captured
steal my idea and ill sue
t rad
disney can very much steal your idea because you don't have it written in a script and you didn't submit it to be optioned
by posting your outline here you've literally given it away for free
this is why i won't post my swamp thing outlines, i don't want gunn & mangold surfing for ideas, i want to pitch that shit directly myself and cuck mangold out of a film
think again b***h
steal my shit and ill sue
t rad
NTA he should ahve said disney can steal your idea because corporations can do whatever they want as long as they have enough money, good luck suing the israelites that own the government lol
>disney steals story points from user on Cinemaphile
disney on suicide watch if that happens
also, 4plebs has already archived this thread
can easily be found if needed
you didn't trademark it and blade is not your ip to begin with so legally you have no claim
and technically it would fall under work for hire since you're using characters you didn't create so you legitimately would have absolutely no claim
steal my idea and ill sue
i have this thread is archived btw
t rad
archive it all you want, stupid. you're just giving your ideas to gisnep for free and allowing them to revisit this thread when they need more ideas to leech off of now.
again
steal my idea and ill sue
ive already sent multiple examples to my lawyer of the backrooms being stolen by A24
doubt that movie will ever get off the ground now
kek
I actually have a lot of ideas to make Gambit a more interesting character. I really wish I could share them and hear people's thoughts but Disney could easily read anything and steal the idea
you can also spin this moronic story about how the "white man" is stealing from the "black man" in order to get ahead in life
libshits will cheer at the end when blade "the black man" gets justice from the sheild "the white man"
so dumb
so easy
steal my shit and ill sue
t rad
>Chuds use black guy's daughter to turn him against the good goys
So it's a commentary on Kanye West?
Guarantee, the drama is all about how pozzed it should be
making the movie isn't the hard part, it's figuring out how to make the movie as broadly appealing as possible, make the story about Blade deferring to a more diverse female character who is better than him in every way, and how to make the movie an advertisement for 3 other movies.
You have to remember that half the people involved are actively attempting to ruin the film. Picrel.
They have the same type of morons that ruined star wars with a lot of creative control. The film keeps being delayed because there are one or 2 competent people (like Mahershala) who keep vetoing the bullshit.
Every time this happens, they have to start back at square one.
>what about a Blade film where he has to fight vampires, teasing Dracula for a sequel? And we have a cool sequence on a train roof and, because it's set in late 19th century, he could be in a makeshift darkroom lit only by phosphorus while vampires creep out of the shadows for one action scene?
>Yeah that all sounds great. And when he gets his ass beat, his badass teenage daughter can jump in and save him while joking that silly boys need to learn their place! And also, Blade can have a girlfriend but he's suspicious she's cheating on him. But later he finds out she's cheating on him with another woman so he forgives her and breaks down in tears that she felt she couldn't tell him. And the film can end with him officiating their lesbian wedding!
>I... Th-that sounds terr...
>Remember, I was put here by Iger and he said you have to listen to my concerns and input
>...for frick's sake
>One person familiar with the "Blade" script changes says the story at one point morphed into a narrative led by women and filled with life lessons, with Mahershala Ali's Blade relegated to the fourth lead.
Disney deserves to go bankrupt
>narrative led by women and filled with life lessons
What sort of life lessons do you think would come out of a narrative lead by women?
we need more obese black amputee lesbian representation in the Blade franchise
It's hard if you have to consider multiple parties in charge of the project with their own different sets of interests pulling in different directions
That's just corporate talk for the committee having disagreements on things.
Really need their propaganda to be 10/10 perfect, this is going to be the movie where they signal-boost southern gothic as specifically a black style, they’re gonna shill it like fricking crazy.
>this is going to be the movie where they signal-boost southern gothic as specifically a black style, they’re gonna shill it like fricking crazy.
they already tried that with lovecraft country
it didn't work
yeah i highly doubt A24 stole your backrooms script and you don't even have a lawyer lmao quit larping
scared shitless
wanna try me, go ahead
lol
bro you sound just as pathetic as the fat nerd in that movie zero charisma who tries to impress his fellow nerds with the idea that he wrote a script that became the matrix but like ten years before the wachowskis did it
you fat homosexuals are all the same, now go larp somewhere else or post your script
jej, i hunger for the day that becomes a real headline
It's hard to figure out how to include three girlboss characters, an emasculating scene for Blade, and a strong powerful female villain who is objectively correct, and then convince an actor to play Blade in it.
Because some morherfrickers are always trying to ice skate up hill
They need it to be better than the old Pre-Mcu films or it will call into question their whole house of cards which has already been having issues lately.
Blade 1 is arguably the best capeshit movie ever made they have 0 chance of surpassing it
if it happen, it happens
that being said, i rather disney go down in flames on their own failures, instead of going down in flames by stealing from Cinemaphile users
Fire gayhomie and hire Snipes
By right they mean how can they shove as much political agenda as possible and less Blade and vampires as possible.
Literally just use THE FRICKING COMIC BOOKS as a FRICKING STORYBOARD. Pick one of the best selling, highest rated story lines and JUST TURN THE FRICKING COMIC INTO A GODDAMNED MOVIE. There's no need to add in extra homosexuals, there's no need to make race into a subplot, there's no need to fellate the egos of communists. Just turn the comic that people liked into a movie that people might like.
most of the blade comics suck or just try to ape the films
in fact before the film came along this is what blade normally looked like
the film was a complete overhaul and reinvention of the character (and for the better)
but we need to insert upper middle class lesbian politics into it
They want the Blade movie to be about his empowered daughter and not him. If they were smart they would make a straight forward vampire killing flick, then a sequel where he finds out he has a daughter who was kidnapped by a vampire cult or some bullshit and he saves her. Third where he starts training her.
At least get one or two decent movies instead of crashing immediately.
They're trying to find a way to make Blade a black troony man gay.
A few years ago I'd have typed that out jokingly.
Now it's no longer funny.
Blade needs to be intimidating. He can’t be portrayed by someone typecast as a house homie.
god why was it so fricking kino
we need to bring back leading men like wesley
The best of the three. What a marvelous time that was.
God damn, I lost at Thin Diesel.
Damn, didn't realize until now that Thin Diesel is played by Daniel Bernhardt, neat.
it's because it isn't him
Goddamn, I got btfo. I lived in a lie.....Thanks anons.
you are EXTREMELY mistaken bro
>lil' ronnie
I JUST SHIT MY LEATHER CHAPS HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES
Easy. But can they make a Blade film that appeals to DEI sensibilities and is massively woke and won't bomb? A lot harder.
Everyone in Hollywood feels the need to have a self-insert of themselves rather than utilizing the universal Human Condition, or in the case of Blade, enjoying a dude in wraparound sunglasses kill the frick outta vampires while blaring techno
no good black actors
>It's literally one of the most simple concepts you can pick
Some motherfrickers always trying to ice skate uphill.
Seems like there is a civil war (no pun intended) at Marvel between people who want to continue woke shit and people who see its killing them.
>Seems like there is a civil war (no pun intended) at Marvel between people who want to continue woke shit and people who see its killing them.
There absolutely isn't. The investor call showcased that it is woke all the way, and Igger is in it in completely cynical way, he knows whats up, because during one of the closed calls he misspoke by accident and called what they are doing 'IP mining' and he said it so matter-of-factly that it was clearly obvious that it is commonplace office jargon at Disney.
Are they adding extra black girl magic?
It will never see the light of day, AND THATS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOD THIIIIIIIINNGGGGGG
This fricking slop is probably over 500 million in the red.
can't be more expensive than captain america, blade doesn't even have a script yet, they won't have any footage besides whatever pre-vis fx scenes were made 3 years ago
All you need to do is this.
>start movie with vampires in a lair working on an evil plot to steal blood. Blade comes in and kicks their ass.
>movie title
>short backstory about blades vampire history(don’t use his retroactive backstory).
>blade and whistler are in their hunter lab. Blade tells whistler that he picked up a weird object. Whistler examines it and realizes it’s a vampire relic from France.
>blade goes to France. Fights French vampires.
It’s really isn’t hard. But I bet they’ll make Blade gay and the movie will focus more on a female Blade and Blades mom.
Everything is done in service to the communist propaganda. Communists ruin everything and they're responsible for the biggest genocides in recorded history.
This Cat gonna be collection Social Security by the time Blade is in Theatres.
How hard is it to understand that no one wants another film with Black folk in it?
anon you don't understand, the left thinks that if they continually beat you over the head with the message you'll eventually accept it for what it is
Disney is agonizing over Blade because if it bombs with their black audiences... uh oh hot dog
>if it bombs
when* it bombs, anon. not if, when. why do you think captain america 4 has continually gone under reshoots and rewrites? they're trying to make falcon a side character in his own movie and the blacks aren't having it.
Blade is sent to... Japan
I'd immediately swallow that shit if it's like that scene in the first movie with those shady asiatic vampires lusting over those performing 12-year olds
blade killing japanese vampires would be kino