How long before she gains the Mexican mid twenties 50lbs?

How long before she gains the Mexican mid twenties 50lbs?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin was hit HARD by this. She literally eats 15 tacos in one sitting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She literally eats 15 tacos in one sitting

      that's insane, I could probably do 4 or 5 at most, and the next day I would take a shit that rivals the devastation seen on 9/11

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tacos make me shit myself to death
        is this really a thing?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe that taco bell shit where the meat is full of fillers and the cheese is plastic. Regular tacos is just tortilla and meat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i guess. i'm not sure where the joke comes from -- either it's the oily/greasy meat or the spices, neither of which hurt my white boy tumtum. guess i'm built different. taco bell meat is legitimately fake and gay though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i dont care doritos tacos are great

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's the hot sauce for me. I like the in-house fermented sauces they serve so I eat tons. It ends up giving me fiery diarrhea the next day, sometimes 2 days.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah i don't get it either. If anything, McDonald's and Zaxby's makes me shit like crazy. Taco Bell just makes me feel full due to all the carbs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the next day I would take a shit that rivals the devastation seen on 9/11
        Weak b***h boy genetics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mexican food makes you shit bad
        never understood this meme. it doesnt happen to me. seems like something that people just repeat cuz its a meme

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a meme, this only happens to fatasses who only eat fast food and they're normally all clogged up. they get a little bit of lettuce and tomatoes on accident and it fricks them up.
          or it's fatasses who eat 12,000 calories of Taco Bell at a time and shit because of that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >taco bell
            >mexican food

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah tacos burritos and nachos totally arent mexican food

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fiber makes you poop really bad if you have a bad gut genome.
          that's why you have to increase fiber gradually so the bacteria have some time to work on it.
          it's why so many ppl are getting colon cancer nowadays

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            youre moronic

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t.carnivore who'll be dead by 50

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it’s the opposite. Low fiber and sedentary lifestyles are increasing colorectal cancer rates. too high of fiber and it’s just some discomfort for a few days.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          happens to homosexuals that eat trash all the time it doesn't even have to be mexican food, give them vegetables and a bit of fiber and they shit themselves uncontrollably. aka amerisharts. all they eat is fast food and frozen food. the slightest change in their diet and they erupt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats because you're a fat flyover moron who thinks taco bell is realy mexican food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait i thought it was meant to be some genetic thing that makes them fat.
      Your cousin is eating like a fat frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro... latinas diets are absolutely crazy.
        >fried bread
        >corn
        >coca-cola for every meal or thirst quench
        >fried corn bread

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the shits

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          corn bread
          delicious, I don't blame them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics are the excuse for every piggy, but it’s because they eat sugar oil and carbs 6 times a day and don’t work out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's both
        genetics affect how fast your metabolism is/how early it slows down/how hard it slows down
        if you don't alter your diet after your metabolism changes, you will become fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexican diet is horrific. It’s all oil, lard and carbs. Add on drink coke like it’s water. My wife Mexican and I won’t eat that shit. And she stopped too and is as skinny as Ortega now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And she stopped too and is as skinny as Ortega now
          Hot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post her feet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fried corn and soda bruh
        they eat at least 4 tortillas per meal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot. tell her to eat more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She literally eats 15 tacos in one sitting
      Go on....

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not soon enough.

        Based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She literally eats 15 tacos in one sitting
      God damn imagine the farts....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how you seem to put no connection between the eating 15 tacos and the getting fat part. No it's all "muh genes", it's not shitty diets or anything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, if its those tiny soft tacos with like a spoonful of meat and onion, that isnt so bad.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine waking up in bed and seeing this. what would you do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pass out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Round 2.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also kiss her feet maybe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pinch myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no hot latina sleep paralysis demon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dios mio hermano lo que te hiciste a ti mismo?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      creampie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Emma has cum inside her?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES
          so many, many times

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they are made for each other

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't see shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Al pastor. She used to be vegetarian when she was 15 too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why was this deleted?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The elites don't want Mexicans to know just how disgusting "el pastor" really is

        A real Mexican shouldn't be eating pork. Ironically, my uncle who married a Muslim and converted is the only one who has pigs on the farm

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VJ hasnt gained it and she is 31 in 20 days. she hasnt even hit the wall

    its possible

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey you have 5 kids from age 15-25 and see how you look

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I male tho

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her dad is a fat soiboi too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^fatty cope
    Only drink water and hit the gym if you can’t give up your triple fried burritos

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's calories in vs calories out, always and for everybody

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      You will gain weight quicker from 1000 calories of processed sugar like Coke than eating 1000 calories of vegetables because the shit from coke has no nutirents so the calories just get turned to fat for storage instead of helping various systems in your body

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scratching the surface here & i really doubt humanity will ever figure out how this shit works. drink 800 calories of Kefir (milk based yogurt beverage with whole milk & tons of protein) vs eating 800 calories of ground beef. am starving from kefir in 2hrs and beef keeps me full easily for 3.5 almost 4hrs.

        >3pl bench etc etc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        scratching the surface here & i really doubt humanity will ever figure out how this shit works. drink 800 calories of Kefir (milk based yogurt beverage with whole milk & tons of protein) vs eating 800 calories of ground beef. am starving from kefir in 2hrs and beef keeps me full easily for 3.5 almost 4hrs.

        >3pl bench etc etc

        the problem is 1000 calories from Coke is like 2 Cokes but 1000 calories from vegetables no one will ever actually eat
        yea some calories are better for you or will keep you more full. but it's still just calories in vs calories out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now lay out 1000kcal of candy or coca cola on a table vs 1000kcal of vegetables and tell me if you notice anything different about how much space they take up, moron.

        CICO is 1000% real, the reason people get fat eating shitloads of processed sugar vs fruit and veg is the shit is so dense that an equivalent volume is 5x-10x the calories.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but fruit and veg don't taste good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re both right. 1000 calories of shitty processed foods has less nutrients than 1000 calories of fruits and vegetables so you will gain more weight from the former even though they have the same calories because your body will use less of the food. But it’s also true that 1000 calories of shitty food is weight less dense than real food, so it takes way more shitty food to make you feel full so you end up eating way more calories. I’d say that you’re more right though and the main reason people get fat by eating shitty foods is because they eat much more of it and not because it causes them to gain more weight per calorie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nutrient profiles can help with satiety and long-term health and energy but I know plenty of fit people with shit diets, because it's all CICO and I work in a field where the average dude is burning 6000kcal a day during the busy season.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have different genetics. Most South Asians are destined to be skinny fat without intervention.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        genetics might make you hold weight in different places
        your culture might make you eat or exercise differently
        it's not going to make you gain more or less weight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at what both cultures eat. Who do you think makes the healthier rice? Which culture gets sloshed after 2 beers while the other drowns in cervezas?

        Protip: most people’s metabolism doesn’t “slow down” when they hit 30. They just drink and eat like shit and hardly move. Yet neither sex cares to admit it. It’s like meeting someone who’s been arrested, they were fricked over and din do it, 95% of the time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ortega already hit the wall hard, she was so cute in 2022

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's vegan. If anything she'll become more haggard and get protein deficiency moronation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She can have my protein everyday if she wants, also being vegan is actually one of the healthiest diets next to light omnivore/Mediterranean moronic meatgay. Put down that rack of ribs and start reading.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carbs are vegan.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's calories in - calories of your shit = calories processed
    And even then there is no accounting for how much energy accessing the burn value past your digestive system takes.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jenna has Rosie Perez genetics, and Rosie is still looking good at 59.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like an ape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rosie has always looked like that. the point is that she still looks young for her age. puerto ricans just age really well. my grandparents both lived over 100 years old.

        t.island beaner

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, my wife is 39 and island beaner, she has some gray hairs but otherwise still thin with a big ass and cute face.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick you you fricking colonizing c**t. i hope your whole family dies and rots in hell. your traitor wife especially.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf
        I wanna frick apes now!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/SoQiIDRXa0g?si=eWlkS3cPvc7K6eWh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jenna has Rosie Perez genetics, and Rosie is still looking good at 59.
      Producers of "Birds of Prey":
      >"So we got this hot young up and coming latina, Jenna Ortega. She seems perfect for the fan favorite character Montoya. Maybe even spinoff a MAX series with her. What's Margot say?"
      NOPE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wdym? Margot Robbie hates her?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just mean Margot didn't want anyone to outshine her in the cast and in doing so, made a film no one wanted to see.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah gotcha.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey more monke for my collection.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's rich. she'll remain a hollywood coke skeleton for at least a decade.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she’s gonna buccal herself and go full bore ozempic. everyone on tv will be crying about her looking like a terminal patient.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm chronically addicted to cold sandwich chicken
    not sure its even bad per se but not the specific way I eat it in a way I can't imagine anyone else does or would want to where I will just buy like ~300g-400g of it and immediately eat it all the moment I get to my car before even driving off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard burgers literally put chlorine in their chicken

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure they do but I'd rather not even know what unimaginable shithole my chicken is sourced from that makes it as cheap as it is. the packaging is always deliberately vague about it's specific origin and use word salad about how its 'packaged' or some shit in my country lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just Black folk washing their chicken with bleach

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe homies are onto something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >homies
            Black folk

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. homie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOOOOOO
                i am NOT a homie
                i am NOT a Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deli meat is all salt. man.

      I heard burgers literally put chlorine in their chicken

      I literally put chlorine in your mother's pussy to clean out the Black person cum. Often several applications are required.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably once she hits her mid twenties.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thiccc jenna
    muh dick

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she needs to make the lupe fuentes biopic now before it’s too late

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not too long i hope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuggg, name?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Selena Gomez unironically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick can a woman have such a milker increase without surgery?

      In Spring Breakers she was rocking some little C cups.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How the frick can a woman have such a milker increase without surgery?
        pregnancy that resulted in miscarriage will still flood a woman's body with hormones that cause bodyily changes like selena's did.
        i think it's the most likely thing that happened.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's called weight gain you fricking infant

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the latina girl fat gain only affects low income beaners.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking meme that mexicans inflate into whales is only tue of they are injun brown shitskins. The lighter/white looking ones look 20 when they are still like 35.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no kids
    her face will just chub out a bit

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wednesday addams more like Fatness lardass lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wednesday and fat tuesday

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He even transformed into a fat lady for a couple of seconds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wednesday and Sundae

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        🙂

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I chuckled

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right would be good looking if she lost weight

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LATE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the Jenna Ortega hate pure troony seethe or something? Is it kikihomosexual mad his ugly waifu is forgotten?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just some turbo autist who thinks he's being "epic". Every Waifu has a hater

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it kikihomosexual mad his ugly waifu is forgotten?
        Probably this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just some turbo autist who thinks he's being "epic". Every Waifu has a hater

        she just has a big mans jaw lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen that doritos ad? she is already bulking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh i get it now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are they trying to pretend like she's a legit latina. she's seems about as latina as biden ffs. she doesn't know a lick of amigo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She can lick my amigo, if you understand the innuendo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all according to plan

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of Y'ALL are moronic. Weight is literally 5% genetics 95% daily habits

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is kind of short and small

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black is best

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not soon enough.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Eat your cream cakes, Jenna, eat them all", the Architect looked into her large eyes, and Pierced her, "you will eat and be merry, my little soon-to-be piglet", he said, as he scooped up a slice with his spoon and shoved it roughly into Jenna's tiny little mouth.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still would

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SMOKING prostitute

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheese/nacho doritos are so addictive lads
    and for some deluded reason I assume eating them will magically result in Jenna just showing up at my door or something to, I guess, share a bag of them with me
    >even though I only ever get the shitty lidl ones I don't think they even have in America

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Freshman 15
    >Lockdown 20
    >Mid-20s Mexican 50

    What other stages of life necessitate a prescribed amount of weight gain? I don't want to miss meeting any milestones.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She can train her body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the heat and smell between her legs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not correct form.
      Stupid b***h is just thirst trapping.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how are you even supposed to eat a [hardshell] taco? will it not disintegrate in your hand?
    tortillas at least are pliable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you put a soft shell over the hard shell to stop the bits from flying everywhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you put a soft shell over the hard shell to stop the bits from flying everywhere

      hardshells are trash and taste like cardboard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard shells aren't canon. They were invented in american becuase they're easier and quicker to serve deep fried and hard than soft.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never, Becuase she is barely native, natives are good keeping the fat and sugar in, she looks mosarab, and is not a coke and lard consumed like all Mexicans are.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She needs to settle down with Emma already and start having babies

  37. 4 weeks ago
    coolguy

    Jenna should remain this weight.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a 12 year old.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe on planet moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has grown up, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >legal e-girl

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks actually illegal in this pic, but otherwise yeah

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post the one with her on the floor by the house plant

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How old is she here?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally looks like a (near) illegal photoshoot

                14

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                20 it's from Oct 22

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Literally looks like a (near) illegal photoshoot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Any pornstars with this body type?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Piper Perri

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's going to be in a lot of trouble. I'll make sure of it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bad pussy come here and be properly disciplined!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *narrowly escapes*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dat bum.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wish the kitty suit was shinier

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                unironically what was she trying to say?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emma is a dork that watches anime; she was subtly trying to flirt by being intentionally awkward

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's really fricking unsatisfying that she doesn't finish the sentence

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She said "hi"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop pretending like you know her you fricking waifu autist. She doesn't even know you exist and would be repulsed at the sight of you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She watches anime

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair Dororo is really frickin solid.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emma is perfect of course she has good taste

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, Jenna, you look quite lovely.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She meant that her dick got really hard watching Jenna's photos.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jenna has been very naughty.

                Spanking of her tight bum is imminent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that's a feetpic i actually hadn't saved

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for Emma to put across her lap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you hungry skeleton

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she a smoker now? She's happy trading weight gain for lung cancer.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You blocking her path to ozempic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she’s gonna buccal herself and go full bore ozempic. everyone on tv will be crying about her looking like a terminal patient.

      kys pharma shill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes my post sounds exactly like an endorsement of such practices. kek

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any day now
    the buccal demon comes
    for all ye waifus
    none may escape
    rue the day
    frail skellys await
    next to fall is Ortega
    screenshot this well
    homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically why does this keep happening?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the buccal demon cannot be stopped, it grows in power with each victim claimed. don’t you understand how this works moron?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women forced to look at their face every day obsessed with looking better/staying young. It's why so few people in Hollywood age gracefully, they're mentally fricked.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Non famous women start getting boggening shit like that, injected lips or plastic breasts as soon as they get enough money for that, their ideal of female beauty is not natural at all. Hell they don't even like natural color for hair, most "blondes" are perpetually bleached brunettes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women are morons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you writing like this? is it some kind of pottery? are you autistic? is it both?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mock not the buccal demon
        your waifu will be next
        only autists can’t detect mirth
        so look in the mirror
        homosexual, moron, also b***h

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ortega is so tiny I'm not sure that can happen.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweet innocent fool

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will watch the superbowl for she

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal gfs are castizos created by combining a Latina with a white woman. Here are my choices:

    1. Jenna Ortega + Jordyn Jones.
    Both have gorgeous faces and together they’d be even better with Joryns rounding out Jenna’s chin. Plus Jordyn would add some ass and hips making the perfect petite castiza gf.

    2. Isabela Moner and Emarrb. Both thicc and short. Thiccer and nicer bodies than the previous pairs, although not as pretty a face. The perfect petite thicc gf.

    3. Neekolul and Sydney Seeney. Midsized height, beautiful faces, big booba. Not much of an ass but the perfect slender medium height bit tittied castiza gf.

    4. Gomez and St. Peach. I love both these women. Especially St. Peaches entire body and Xoctis face and ass. I couldn’t really think of better girls to mix them with so I figured I’d mix them with each other to make a castiza with a beautiful face and amazing ass. The perfect medium height castiza gf.

    5. Mikaela Fuentes and and Faith Ordway. Absolutely amazing asses. Mikaela’s face could be better but it can be made up with Faiths. Thisnwould create a tall castizs with the best ass on this list.

    6. Next would be Sofia Vergara with Erin andrews. Sofia obviously has an amazing body while Erin has an amazing face. Together they’d make the perfect gracefully aged milf.

    And last would be:
    7. Taking 1 for the face, 3 for the boobs and height, 5 for the ass, and 6 for the aging ability. This would create the most amazing casting and women to ever grace this rather having a perfect face, height, boobs, and aging ability.

    Also I forgot one. Kiara Cole and Abella Danger. This would make the perfect butthole (my favorite part of a females body) and obviously this would be included in my last morph to give the perfect woman the perfect castiza butthole that you could sniff lick finger and frick especially after she hasn’t showered for a few days so it’s stinky and unwashed and she’s letting out ore poop farts.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'calories' unironically even aren't a physical thing lol
    they're a measurement. and an arbitrary af one at that too. fat c**ts don't care about how many calories are on the packaging of whatever shit they're eating just like smokers and alcoholics dgaf about the various warnings they're legally obliged to have on their labellings and will just consoom them eitherwat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calories' unironically even aren't a physical thing lol
      >they're a measurement
      A measurement of what?
      >fat c**ts don't care about how many calories are on the packaging of whatever shit they're eating
      Correct, that's why they're fat.

      What point do you think you're making here, genius?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the energy consumed

        I didn't refer to any other posters itt in a derogatory way and hope you won't about me if you care to respond

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you articulate why exactly you think a measurement of the energy contained in a given piece of food isn't "a physical thing"?

          Do you think that there is something abstract or theoretical or otherwise non-physical about your body converting food into energy?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cause it's specifically the measurement in the weight context
            there are tonnes of different measurements regarding energy depending on what context it is referring to

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If energy consumed > energy expended, you will gain weight
              If energy consumed < energy expended, you will lose weight

              It is entirely a physical measurement lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes but ultimately 'calories' are still just the arbitrary measurement we apply to it
                I could kill and devour an entire elephant tomorrow. I obviously would die in the process but I will have consumed X amount of calories in the process
                we could change that number moments later if we all agreed to but the energy consumed in the process wouldn't

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A calorie measures a very specific phenomenon. That being the amount of energy is takes to raise one kilogram of water by one degree celcius. There's nothing arbitrary about it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What he is trying to say is that 'calories' as a concept could just as easily be the energy needed to raise the temperature of two kilograms of water, and is in that sense arbitrary.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and you can start calling dogs cats and cats dogs. The name applied doesn't change the physical characteristics observed. That's a moronic contention. There's nothin arbitrary about the energy is takes to raise the temperature of water

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Within the next half hour

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 years, max.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh. The 20 year old Mexican girl I last dated already had gained well over 100 lbs in college. Not usually into shortstacks, but she was too cute and I really needed someone at the time.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but shes filipino....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats rodrigo ya dingus

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are discussing her rolls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That rule only applies to Xochitl posting for some reason

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dear God no, we can't allow Jenna to become a landwhale, she's to cute and precious to end up like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Counterpoint: You're moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you mad? That is an improvement.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm okay with right the problem is they never stay there, they usually just keep going and then it's just too much

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if it all went to her ass though? Not face, not belly or waist, just her ass.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a terrible facial structure. She's going to age horribly.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50lbs
    I hope all of it goes into her breasts.

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50 lbs
    Make it 80

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *800

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > quires desayunar, mi rey?
    > juevos con migas y chorizo, mi reynita, por favor
    If she can cook the legit comida Mexicana, who cares?

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Duh, that's why she smokes! Does tv want a fat burrito b***h or do they want a skinny chainsmoking mamacita?

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after she has my 5th baby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >letting her eat 5 babies

      You sick frick.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's not the kind of mexican that gets round fat, she'll get huge thighs though.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this zoomerina is mid and ugly holy shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those categories don’t overlap.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think that she's just 6/10 girl with a very good makeup team
    she becomes 8/10 with makeup

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the b***h that had sex with her dad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well she did call me daddy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that Florence Pugh?

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Latin girls only blow up if they have Central American genes and start carbo loading you actually have to dictate the shopping and meals. This girl looks like a frog btw.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me its her zoomer legs

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The beaner bloat, as I like to call it

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond without sounding hard?

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