>how long will it take you to hack into the mainframe
>I don't know I've never used this kind of tech it could take days, weeks even
>you have 2 hours
>how long will it take you to hack into the mainframe
>how long will it take you to hack into the mainframe
>I don't know I've never used this kind of tech it could take days, weeks even
>you have 2 hours
>hack into the mainframe? i coded the mainframe
>They've got one of the most sophisticated firewalls on the planet
>but can you hack it
>Who do you think designed it?
*rapid random typing never using a spacebar or enter key*
>i dont know what i was thinking
>thats the thing, you WEREN'T thinking
>A gigabyte of RAM should do the trick
>tfw got the trojan virus >.<
>Damn, looks like he's using a proxy server. I'm gonna have to try and reroute the IP hash and triangulate his SSID
>Hack the planet!!!
bump
>ENHANCE
I fricking hate this so much.
>Alright take that 320x360 pixel image
>Ok not zoom in to the license plate
>Clean it up
>*Clean up is just a horizontal line down the screen that magically makes the picture into 8k resolution*
>My god, we have him
>working with actual police departments
>"just enhance it"
>discover there's no actual enhancing IRL
times film fricked me over
did u get fired? or at least laughed at?
I cant remember which show it was, maybe stargate? where you have the whole "how long will it take?" "10 hours sir" "youve got 2" trope and the guy just plainly responds "sorry but thats not how that works"
anyway that was great
Sounds like a smug joss "i'm so fricking clever" whedon line
reminds me strongly of an episode of Atlantis, I can almost hear McKay saying that (but haven't watched in almost 10 years)
My favorite kind of tv thread brehs
same
>not now mom I'm about to beat my high score!
Any movies or TV shows that have accurate depictions of codecels?
>What the FREAK!?!
>My SSH is a whopping 500 ms slower!?!
>I MUST INVESTIGATE THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
>*discovers a Chinese glowie plot to take over the world*
The Matrix had real exploits being used by Trinity when she hacked into security.
I only watched the first season but Mr. Robot had decent moments where it's like OK these tools make sense for this.
throw me some numbers
ORALCUMSHOT
mind=blown
>how long will it take you to 'brute force' this password?
between instantly and seven weeks
>you have two hours
we're gonna die then ¯_(ツ)_/¯
>hits it with a comically large wrench
>...Access Granted
I don't know what the movie was about
> Kid stealthily turns on the computer
> PASSWORD REQUIRED
> Kid looks around the room but stops on the mac logo
> Yeah that's it... Macintosh
> PASSWORD ACCEPTED
>guy needs to open the mechanical security door
>rips the panel off an electrical fixture
>re-arranges random wires
>sparks shoot out of the electrical box
>the door unlocks
>lead hacker mashing away and sweating profusely while hack progress bar stalls
>"ah shit, damn it, they caught my subrootkit"
>cue female hacker with dripping-oil-spikes hairstyle
>"lemme handle this"
>progress bar immediately starts filling up
>shot of enemy hacker panicking with lead antagonist standing over his shoulder
>everyone awe struck
>"where'd you learn key slinging skills like that?"
>"i grew up with gay brothers"
>abuela hacks faster than eminem
>be 12yo little girl
>dinos coming to eat you for dinner
>stumble onto computerized security system
>is $30K Silicon Graphics rendered for some reason
>SGI File Manager is security system
>exclaim "it's a UNIX system I kno dis"
>proceed to surf filesystem to trap monsters
>sabe eberyone