Ragdoll and rabbit would die. Shake would get mutilated by the glitch monster. The bubble and meatwad would be friends. Frylock would zap the mouthman and then they just go home through the exit door after spiting the mouthman.
He’s already been shown to be gay or at least desperate enough for sex that he’ll have gay sex, remember the time he had sex with meatwad’s dead pets. Beyond that, sexuality really doesn’t matter in the digital circus since you can’t even have sex there.
autismos have the tendency to hyper-fixate on things. Glitch productions has already proven to be a beacon for them given the fervor for MD, and Gooseworx is like the pied-piper of the neuro-divergent, so the two working in tandem is an irresistible combination to the functionally moronic. Get used to the new normal because this is going to get worse before it gets better.
Long story short, people who can't get (YOU)s make new threads because someone will answer their question or humor their bullshit
Also there are false-gays who are trying to get the thread banned because their shitty foreign cartoon from the 80s threads get 404ed
This might be a hot take but I think almost any piece of media would be improved by having Master Shake just stand there and insult everyone the whole time then play victim when they call his bullshit out.
If it were an ep then;
Gets isekaiied inside computer and nonchalantly acts like when he gets kidnapped by Oglethorpe, probably trying to boss everyone around to give him things
Mocks Caine for looking like he’s from broadway whenever he tries to convince Shake to play the game, Caine gets annoyed enough he burns Shake alive like in Juggalo 5 times in a row until Shake finally gets the message that he has to cooperate (every time he stops Shake keeps yelling at him like he’s stronger and was winning, absolutely oblivious)
Ends up murdering the other members every step of the way, either to save his skin or just because the opportunity is available like pushing them into the room with the giant glitch
Caine confronts him for getting everyone but himself killed, Shake ends up killing Caine through some stupid ploy that somehow works (like in Allen), probably feeding him to the slug monster thing
Shake returns home in time for Carl to graphically murder him for having destroyed Carl’s car at the start of the ep
Frylock introduces them to the game and tries to talk about how exciting it is. But he spawns as a diaper, and tries to fight Cain in frustration, but gives up after realizing he's fricked.
Shake annoys everyone to point that the rest of the cast unanimously claims he "abstracted". Cain just kinda goes along with it and tosses him in the cellar where he just gets assaulted for eternity.
Meatwad makes it to the "exit", but just stays in the office playing Clam Digger 3D on the computer.
Carl makes a pass at Ragatha, and then uses innuendos to ask Cain for prostitutes and cocaine. Cain misunderstands and tries to throw something together for Carl, but he ends up getting voided.
The rest of the gang is being so obnoxious at that point that Cain doesn't even notice that Carl voided
Carl would walk in because the fusebox went to shit and he wants to watch the game online but accidentally gets himself put in the game too
There is a glitch so carl is actually the same coming in but everyone's reaction is that he abstracted because he looked so weird and disgusting in 3D format
The abstractions start beating him while you hear shakes screams in the background as well
Shake would annoy the shit out of everyone. He wouldn't even get beyond the naming phase. He'd force Caine to spin the machine over and over and over again and make sarcastic commentary about every option. He wouldn't get mutilated by the glitch monster because he'd refuse to participate in going to see Kaufmo in the first place.
Eventually either everyone else would abstract because he'd drive them nuts, or, if it was actually in any entity's power to allow characters to exit, he'd be forcibly ejected (or possibly pushed into the void).
>if it was actually in any entity's power to allow characters to exit, he'd be forcibly ejected (or possibly pushed into the void).
Just shove him in the cellar with the abstractions.
Episode ends with one last parting joke before credits while you hear screaming and thrashing coming from below the floor.
So much of the Digital Circus world seems to hinge on participation, I think it would be really funny to see a character like Shake who just absolutely refuses to participate in any of the bullshit.
So much of the Digital Circus world seems to hinge on participation, I think it would be really funny to see a character like Shake who just absolutely refuses to participate in any of the bullshit.
>because he'd refuse to participate in going to see Kaufmo in the first place
Sounds unbearably like him, he’d rather die of suicide or torture than have someone tell him what to do
“I should not walk, so that a child may live.”
Ragdoll and rabbit would die. Shake would get mutilated by the glitch monster. The bubble and meatwad would be friends. Frylock would zap the mouthman and then they just go home through the exit door after spiting the mouthman.
There was no exit in the door though.
Nuh uh
Circus wipes.
If he were actually in that show, they'd make him gay
We already know what shake looks like with eyelashes.
It's just Ezekiel.
I'd love to see it happen.
He’s already been shown to be gay or at least desperate enough for sex that he’ll have gay sex, remember the time he had sex with meatwad’s dead pets. Beyond that, sexuality really doesn’t matter in the digital circus since you can’t even have sex there.
how many of these threads are you gonna make ?
Schizo
He's right though.
+circus
Several of them have itoddler filenames.
Actual schizo
I didn't know about digital circus until today, now there's 6 threads.
Something fishy is definitely going on.
autismos have the tendency to hyper-fixate on things. Glitch productions has already proven to be a beacon for them given the fervor for MD, and Gooseworx is like the pied-piper of the neuro-divergent, so the two working in tandem is an irresistible combination to the functionally moronic. Get used to the new normal because this is going to get worse before it gets better.
Sounds normal for any big thing that just came out
Long story short, people who can't get (YOU)s make new threads because someone will answer their question or humor their bullshit
Also there are false-gays who are trying to get the thread banned because their shitty foreign cartoon from the 80s threads get 404ed
This might be a hot take but I think almost any piece of media would be improved by having Master Shake just stand there and insult everyone the whole time then play victim when they call his bullshit out.
If it were an ep then;
Gets isekaiied inside computer and nonchalantly acts like when he gets kidnapped by Oglethorpe, probably trying to boss everyone around to give him things
Mocks Caine for looking like he’s from broadway whenever he tries to convince Shake to play the game, Caine gets annoyed enough he burns Shake alive like in Juggalo 5 times in a row until Shake finally gets the message that he has to cooperate (every time he stops Shake keeps yelling at him like he’s stronger and was winning, absolutely oblivious)
Ends up murdering the other members every step of the way, either to save his skin or just because the opportunity is available like pushing them into the room with the giant glitch
Caine confronts him for getting everyone but himself killed, Shake ends up killing Caine through some stupid ploy that somehow works (like in Allen), probably feeding him to the slug monster thing
Shake returns home in time for Carl to graphically murder him for having destroyed Carl’s car at the start of the ep
Frylock introduces them to the game and tries to talk about how exciting it is. But he spawns as a diaper, and tries to fight Cain in frustration, but gives up after realizing he's fricked.
Shake annoys everyone to point that the rest of the cast unanimously claims he "abstracted". Cain just kinda goes along with it and tosses him in the cellar where he just gets assaulted for eternity.
Meatwad makes it to the "exit", but just stays in the office playing Clam Digger 3D on the computer.
Frick, that’s so accurate, what about carl
Carl makes a pass at Ragatha, and then uses innuendos to ask Cain for prostitutes and cocaine. Cain misunderstands and tries to throw something together for Carl, but he ends up getting voided.
The rest of the gang is being so obnoxious at that point that Cain doesn't even notice that Carl voided
Damn that's actually perfect
Carl would walk in because the fusebox went to shit and he wants to watch the game online but accidentally gets himself put in the game too
There is a glitch so carl is actually the same coming in but everyone's reaction is that he abstracted because he looked so weird and disgusting in 3D format
The abstractions start beating him while you hear shakes screams in the background as well
He'd be fine. I mean he's pretty much a more extreme version of Jax, except he usually gets some sort of comeuppance.
>How long would he survive in The Amazing Digital Circus?
Indefinitely. He wouldn't engage with the bullshit and it would have no effect on him.
Shake would annoy the shit out of everyone. He wouldn't even get beyond the naming phase. He'd force Caine to spin the machine over and over and over again and make sarcastic commentary about every option. He wouldn't get mutilated by the glitch monster because he'd refuse to participate in going to see Kaufmo in the first place.
Eventually either everyone else would abstract because he'd drive them nuts, or, if it was actually in any entity's power to allow characters to exit, he'd be forcibly ejected (or possibly pushed into the void).
>if it was actually in any entity's power to allow characters to exit, he'd be forcibly ejected (or possibly pushed into the void).
Just shove him in the cellar with the abstractions.
Episode ends with one last parting joke before credits while you hear screaming and thrashing coming from below the floor.
So much of the Digital Circus world seems to hinge on participation, I think it would be really funny to see a character like Shake who just absolutely refuses to participate in any of the bullshit.
>because he'd refuse to participate in going to see Kaufmo in the first place
Sounds unbearably like him, he’d rather die of suicide or torture than have someone tell him what to do
“I should not walk, so that a child may live.”
Shake has such absolute confidence in himself that he'd drive everyone else to Abstraction