How the FRICK did they manage to make this so completely unappealing?

How the FRICK did they manage to make this so completely unappealing? I mean the source material is unironically spectacular and yet the show is complete shlock.
I mean ok, the panama canal scene was great and all, but then again that's hard to frick up.
Seriously how did they mess this up?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Auggie is annoying the bejesus out of me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Augie, you're beautiful but in a generic, D list shitty actress kind of way.

      How did they get away with this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's meant to. You'll see what I mean in the final episode.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why cant they write a girlboss character without her being an butthole to everybody

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because bosses are often buttholes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because girls are often buttholes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I thought it was good. Will enjoy anything with Benedict wong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch the Chinese adaptation for comparison. It's way better. Seriously. It doesn't waste your time with made up romantic and political subplots and stick with the great source material

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I don’t care for chink productions

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stay pleb, Black person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He chose nigflix instead

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nigflix vs CPP
            Based on thinly veiled CCP shill novel series. (we totally criticized the struggle sessions during Mao but CCP are totally good right now trust us)
            Hard pass winnie the pooh can sell his shit somewhere else. Nothing that came out the hands and mind of chink will ever be of any cultural value.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute moron take
          I have never watched another Chinese show in my life but three body chink edition is far superior, Netflix slop eater.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even botchered the character he plays. The origiinal is much more of a chad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you meet Benedict's wang

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he was good on sunshine. Bit weird hearing him with a British accent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesnt he take care of hid skin. That rough shit is bothering me so much

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jews make quantity of entertainment, not quality.
    because amerigoons will watch anything to not think about how shit their lives are as wagies.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    what did you expect?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    women can't write sci fi, but are mandated in the writer's room. all sci fi then becomes drama slop written by and for women. they've been doing this for years.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I mean the source material is unironically spectacular
    It's shit.
    The prose is shit.
    Bugs can't write characters because they aren't individuals.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's shit.
      It's not and you're a moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime's shit, too, weeb.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Waste of digits. Kys yourself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s maybe 4 good stories, but it’s generally shit and the cheap animation makes me want to vomit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The prose is shit.
      >Bugs can't write characters because they aren't individuals.
      No one will dispute these points. Because they can't.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They turned it into sexless, androgynous impotent schlock full of pointless filler. The original and it's author are more machismo and the story moves at speed.
    They simply cut of the story's balls.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw first 5 minutes and i was like
    >why the frick are people complaining? This is simply nothing short of kino
    and then after that it turns into generic crap with cheesy marvel dialogue, shitty attempts at humour, jarring amount of forced swearing, weird as frick tone - i couldn't even finish ep2. It was so bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like those Game of Thrones homosexuals made it, that's for sure.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty funny you expect anything else than disappointment when you see netflix logo next to a product

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Better Call Saul was bad
      >Fincher movie was bad
      >Coens movie was bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        better call saul has nothing to do with netflix. The other two were shit ya

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Better call Saul was a netflix production and you have shit taste

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it wasnt dumbass it was an AMC production. And netflix just has it streaming on their service. You serious?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kojima likes it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hack likes hack shit
      Color me surprised

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So they wanted to block the nanofibre just because it could be used to tear apart their servants' ship going through the panama canal in a convoluted way? But they didn't block any other possible attacks that could've been launched?

    How did they know the nanofibres wouldn't cut the storage Pryce grabbed? They acted like every other option would be risky due to destroying data but the nanofibres sure as frick destroyed most of the data. They're lucky it didn't happen to cut that storage device.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they wanna block nanofibers because they can be used to build a space elevator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the book, grow a brain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The applications for nanofibers range far beyond slicing up a ship full of people. Although that is undoubtedly the coolest use for it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't be ableist sweetie

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Marc Bernays Randolph (born April 29, 1958) is an American tech entrepreneur, advisor and speaker.[1] He is the cofounder and first CEO of Netflix.
    > Randolph was born to a israeli family in Chappaqua, New York, the eldest child of Stephen Bernays Randolph, an Austrian-born nuclear engineer turned financial adviser and Muriel Lipchik of Brooklyn, New York who ran her own real estate firm.

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