how the FRICK do you defeat Captain Marvel?

how the FRICK do you defeat Captain Marvel?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With toe fungus

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't.
    You submit.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    alternate marvel in MoM dies by dropping a statue on her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she got stripped of her powers first

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >stripped of her powers first
        Was this in the novelization or explained in Fortnite?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's vaguely implied during the fight itself, but her dying from a simple statue didn't make much sense so it became everyone's headcanon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >so it became everyone's headcanon
            "We made it up to cope with the piss poor writing"
            Lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate marvel in MoM dies by dropping a statue on her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        raimi does it again

        with chains

        the internet really did something to her huh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          very talented actress

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            asstress?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She does not have one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          all she ever wanted was to be liked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there's a song about these women called BPD and ecstasy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she could have been but the marketing around captain marvel killed her as a public person, the movie being shit and going balls deep in the bullshit don't help

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her she's just a girl and should go back to the kitchen.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Thor could probably kill her.
    He's basically the strongest person in the universe.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with chains

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By being gamma powered.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pusy licking

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Use the reality stone to take control of her mind and have her worship you.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brie larson looks like my aunt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      send aunt to mumbai
      kiss full body

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bring out her lack of ass

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Date rape her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC, she got raped by her own son from the future at one point

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Rogue take her powers or something?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Antifungal ointment applied onto her toe nails

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep, vigorous anal licks.

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