How the frick does a teen girl know Unix in 1993?

How the frick does a teen girl know Unix in 1993?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at her. she's hideous. spent all day in her room on her computer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because they switched Tim and Lex from the book to the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much, the kid was an incel that learned programming to cope with his parent's divorce and his stupid dad. Funny that the most complex character in the book is the little boy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >little kids are incels
        kys groomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the kid was an incel
          The kid was an involuntary celibate?
          After sex, unable to get it?
          Update your vocabulary you frick.

          That's how society works, morons. You aren't an incel for being a male who can't get laid and hates women for it. You're an incel for being undesirable. For being in man's "column B." It doesn't matter what kind of person the male who is tech-savvy is. Being tech-savvy was originally (still is, just very slightly less so) something that only males were. Were those males the tall, athletic, aggressive, violent males? Nope. That's why computers are nerdy. Literally the only, the one, the exclusive reason anything at all in this world is "nerdy" is because it has an association with men that women find repulsive. Don't get mad because some moron called a child an incel. Get mad at everything that led up to a fictional prepubescent boy being called an incel. Realize what and who made that happen.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kid faces down velociraptors and a trex like it's nothing, supports his little sister through the whole thing, ends up saving everyone, and by the end of it he isn't even traumatized like some pussy homosexual. kid was a chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the kid was an incel
        The kid was an involuntary celibate?
        After sex, unable to get it?
        Update your vocabulary you frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          troons are groomers, they think children want sex

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they think children want sex
            Well.
            Sorta?
            When I was a kid I wanted to rewind that one early scene in Cinderella. Where she's naked behind the sheet, being bathed by birds.
            "Whoaaaaa"
            And also Little Mermaid where Ariel is emerging with new legs. There's a few frames where you can see all the geometry.
            "Whoaaaaa"
            But that's all the leeway I'm giving

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was Crichton's reasoning for the kid being a tech junkie. He probably couldn't fathom an 11 year old being able to do all that shit if he was "normal" so he had him be emotionally abused

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kid in the book just knew how to operate the UI because he'd poked around with computers at his dad's job
        same shit anybody who wanted to use a computer to play video games on while their dad was at work did. you got an IQ of above like 80 you can figure it out with very simple trial-and-error. I even figured out how to bypass the password protection somehow by just clicking around and managing to stumble into admin mode without requiring to log in then unlocking the main profile through that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which was a good decision honestly. Book Lex was an annoying spoiled brat, and i would've hated rewatching JP a hundred times with that character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >like 6yo
        >tomboy
        >doesn't give a shit about dinosaurs
        >just wants to play catch
        She was perfect.
        I've never watched Jurassic Park, does it have set up scenes where the e-girl gets mauled and a baby is eaten by a horde of compies? Or does the movie state no dinos escaped the island?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That scene got moved to the opening of Lost World. In fact, several of the second movie's scenes are just reworked versions of things that got cut from the first adaptation.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick does a girl know Unix
    I don't know
    Very unrealistic movie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty straightforward

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't want to get caught looking at dicky on windows

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unix was pretty simple in 1993.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

    The year is 2045. Cinemaphile lives under REDDIT RULE. All Cinemaphile males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Cinemaphile's REDDIT FUTURE.

    Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /misc/, where he hides his beautiful imaginar waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

    As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

    Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

    Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder japanese paid her two million dollars for a photoshoot that had nothing to do with the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i have 162gb of one piece swimsuit jav

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful and lithe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How old was she?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        illegal, that's all you need to know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not in Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For what purpose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >For what purpose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese wet penis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >For what purpose?
        you know as well as I do that for fapping furiously

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GVH-144 purposes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese things you wouldn't understand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At what age?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did anyone scan it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You still love me, right TV?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Still would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 nukes were clearly not enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >girls this age and younger now upload pictures lewder than this on instagram for free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn she looks good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nonceson! We've got Nonceson here!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See, nobody cares.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remember when jello was a thing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because P O K I E S

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in the 90's all teens knew how to hack the ramframe.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Built for BBC

    The year is 2045. Cinemaphile lives under REDDIT RULE. All Cinemaphile males are sissified. Femanons live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Cinemaphile's REDDIT FUTURE.

    Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /misc/, where he hides his beautiful imaginar waifu from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.

    As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile femanons, Anon will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

    Acclaimed author and pro domme Hiroyuki Nishimura presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

    Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Hiroyuki Nishimura's brand new series.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why do Black person dicks look fake? is it because it doesn't look like a human penis?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was the pogo girl in Tremors.
    When I watched Tremors I thought that was neat.
    I said out loud "Oh. Neat."
    It may not have been out loud. I can't really remember.
    Tremors was neat.
    Thank you for reading my story.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Neat story, Hansel

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Please don't, I'm still recovering from that Anya thread.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her school was in a district that actually had money?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She owned a computer. That's literally it. When she says "it's a Unix system, I know this", literally all she had to "know" was the basic directory layout, that's all they showed on the screen (she was navigating a graphical representation of some directories looking for the park's security system settings). This is the first thing you learn when using the command line from any system.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >claims to be a vegetarian
    >eats Jell-O
    Fricking hypocrite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying a kid would know it's melted down horse

      or dinosaur in this case

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people still think its made out of horse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're thinking vegan? vegetarians can still eat gelatin, milk, etc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Milk, yes. Gelatin is sourced from the dead animal.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They set it up from the beginning, when she gets in the Jeep “look! Interactive cd-rom!”
    Also her uncle was rich, she grew up with computer

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >teen
    She looks 10.
    She's know it because the writers are hacks and needed her to know it for a second.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw she sees your the size of your unix directory

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      necc

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webm

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The funny part is normies are so trusting of computers that in the future you will actully have to “ boot up the door locks”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2025
      >finally get a girl to come over for Amazon prime and fingering,
      > try to make some popcorn,
      >”windows needs to update before starting this process”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >implying a popcorn machine could afford to license windows

        it would be android or some shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom learned Unix in high school (1992-1996) because she wanted to work in tech from a young age. She got hired by Xilinx about a month before I was born.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same way she would know VAX, toddleranon.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >grows up to do porn

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Computers were a common house hold items for rich people back in the early 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it was very rare to see a home computer when this movie came out. they were indeed rich people gadgets first

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, before Linux, nobody fricking used unix outside of university mainframes and maybe a couple of companies. It's definitely moronic.
    t. Linux autist

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how does the granddaughter of a billionaire mad-scientist grow up with access to computers and good tutors!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      girls are only into computers when they don't have money and coding is a source of it

      the granddaughter of a billionaire mad-scientist would be doing whatever it is that rich girls spend their time doing. buying clothes or getting tans or whatever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The grandfather was a nut. He'd push his family to be unconventional, and buy them unconventional gifts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know what a rich girl's gonna do when her grandfather buys her a computer and pushes her to be into it? Not touch it. And then her brother's gonna sneak into her room and play with the computer when he has the chance. And then he's gonna trade her his fricking barbie dolls or whatever moronic "unconventional" shit they gave to him that he had no interest in instead of what he actually wanted.

          This is just cope born from a stupid, unnecessary change to the character. If they'd left the character a boy, it makes perfect sense, because boys a moronic, and they do moronic shit like get irrationally obsessed with computers. There's no need to explain why a boy knows how to use a computer beyond "he has been near one several times".
          But with this character, you have to keep spinning up more and more absurd copes to explain away a nonsense character trait that literally needs no explanation if not for the unnecessary character change.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom did programming as a teen
    I thought it was cute and she's probably smarter than me

    That said this movie character was kinda interesting a tomboy who programs? Cool. Shame she's kinda boring to look at

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