How the FRICK is this dude 92?

How the FRICK is this dude 92?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews eat babies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have what he's having!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks 60s, tops

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/M6Siept.jpg

        How the FRICK is this dude 92?

        Even more surprising how he talks. There's no slowness or slurring like you usually see with people of his age.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one consumes the soul of his wife. On #4 at the moment.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen 50 year olds look like that. The Shat is old as frick, but at least he is in decent health despite the gut.

    • 7 months ago
      Mous

      Takei is close but is into gay politik...both Krik and him have fallen out. A little Booze, exercise, healthy mind and zero fricks maybe gives Shat the edge, he does not care for Sulu LGBT politics...will be interesting to see who outlives the other.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The key is to have the right amount of fat to maintain filling. Not obese, not skinny, just right.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's called get a recent picture. fricking morons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lies

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being born 92 years ago

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he stays young with the occasional Cinemaphile shitpost
    I think in some other Shat thread someone mentioned he follows some age gurus advice or something
    I just luv u Bill for your cover of Common People by Pulp which is better than the original imo

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand Sulu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like sulu but I hate takei.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Takei is so fricking annoying. He used to show up in my shitter feed constantly then he "quit" when Elon bought it. Looks like he couldn't stay away but I no longer see his posts thank God. Shatner on the other hand is a gem. Dude is so chill.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really hate human trash like that.
          insufferable fricking gay
          >ohhhh i'm so outraged and violated i'm leeeeaving everyone watch me leeeeave here i gooooo
          >uhhh i'm back did you miss me lolll gotta fight the power!!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all those alien girls he slept with

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His massive ego sustains his life force.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love him.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    May shatner live another decade!

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shatner claus is unadulterated kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been annoying my wife with hohoho it's christmas time for like a decade now thanks for showing me something even better

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take and Shatner hate each other and are trying to outlive the other out of spite

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's obsessed with those longegivity treatments and health and shit

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to get his autograph before he croaks, probably soon

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watch this shit because his narration just cracks me up.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we get old Kirk kino?
    Oh that's right, they dropped a fricking steel bridge on him and covered his corpse in rocks.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shatner has good genes and spends most of his money on shit to extend his life and allows him to wallow around like Jaba the hut Jr. perpetuating his talentlessness into each succeeding generation. HE IS WITH US ALWAYS EVEN UNTO THE END OF DAYS WHEN HE WILL METAMORPHOS INTO A ROCKET, MAN.

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