How the frick did this movie manage to predict the 21st century so perfectly? The technology, the esotericism, everything!
 |
 CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
|
How the frick did this movie manage to predict the 21st century so perfectly? The technology, the esotericism, everything!
I made it. And I'm a pretty smart guy.
You have just received 10 demerits for being a homosexual
Anon Anonymous |
1 Credit has been deducted for a Verbal Morality Statue Violation
This guy is a fricking liar. He broke into my home and stole my script.
Frick you. I made the movie and frick you for trying to steal my credit.
Thank you for your service.
The Three Seashells are controls for the Bidet
Trump > Bidet. Seethe more.
a quad made of quads
One seashell cups the balls and pushes them out of the way, the other two are used like chopsticks to pull the poop from your ass so it doesn't get your cheeks dirty to begin with
Quad quads of truth! Or death...
What the frick does that even mean?
I was 8 years old when I got to watch this on VHS (my mom let me), and it was so fricking cool back then in 1993-4, the freezing them in liquid, all the gun scenes, just the way everything looked. So fricking good. I also got to see Terminator 2 at like 7-9 years old best shit ever for a kid
it was just too good
Thanks
This movie predicts the future. Does it provide an antidote?
Testosterone
Smoking, red meat, and physical contact with women actually raise T.
>you WILL live in the sewer
>you WILL have sex with the hairy, unwashed women
>you WILL eat the burger de ratta
honestly I'd take it over this globohomosexual shit
Go ahead. Nobody's stopping you from living in the sewers and eating rats.
>implying anyone can afford that in Biden's economy
You can thank Trump for that.
no one is dumb enough to believe that
I had more money during Trump so that doesn't fly
so does having a cat
It does so in a very indirect way. Toxo Plasmosis increases degenerate thrill seeking behavior. Being competitive increases T. So the thrill of competition can increase T. If you're unlucky you'll become too degenerate and literally become a homosexual.
Yes.
It’s unironically this:
rat burgers
>I've seen the future: it's a 47 year old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas drinkin' a banana-broccoli shake and signin' "I'm Gonna Be an Oscar-Meyer wiener."
Movie sucked
you suck, and are wrong
because the future is so stupid and unrealistic that only a 90's Stallone flick could have predicted it
qrd?
A hot bawd for your troubles
>qrd?
What does this mean? I don't speak moron.
>What does this mean?
lurk moar and then go back and have a nice day
>lurk moar
It was actually a mandela effect.
Until a few months ago nobody every used the expression on this board, I remember anons bringing it up in a thread, long time posters having no idea what "qrd" actually meant, but all of a sudden being a meme expression that allegedly had been used for decades
ever used*
I've been asking for qrd's on this site for well over a decade, shut the frick up moron
>I've been asking for qrd's on this site for well over a decade
that's why it's a mandela effect turbobrainlet
There is no way, as the board is *now*, to even lurk here for a week and not know what it means
That's not what a Mandela effect is. And the "Mandela effect" is just a meme for morons like yourself who recall incorrect information. Kys
>That's not what a Mandela effect is.
It is, you have no idea what you are talking about
>And the "Mandela effect" is just a meme for morons like yourself who recall incorrect information. Kys
How would several posters "recall incorrectly" that the #1 most common expression on this board was never used and forget its meaning overnight?
Some people told me it's been used since the 90s and it's super common
>how could you possibly explain there being that many morons and schizos?
I know it's pointless to argue with people like you, you start by assuming an event or fact is impossible and work your way backwards trying to "deboonk" it in whatever manner possible, among others calling the poster a schizo, namegay, [racial minority], homo, [age cohort] etc
But yes you can absolutely notice the sudden presence of an object/item that wasn't there before, even animals are capable of this instinctively.
If tomorrow morning you woke up to a marble statue in the middle to your living room, you wouldn't think "oh lol bad memory" or check yourself into a psychiatric hospital, but obviously that someone put it there overnight.
Objects don't just suddenly appear out of nowhere, you are literally too stupid to understand object permanence, a concept toddlers tend to develop pretty earlier in toddlerhood.
So you would thing you're moronic or a literal schizo in the scenario I outlined above?
You are a namegay on an anonymous board, so everyone automatically assumes you are both moronic and schizo, you schizo moron.
why don't you answer a simple question instead of regurgitating barely related phenomenons and ad hominems
Does it make you uncomfortable?
Bonus question, what if you opened the board tomorrow and seemingly no one knew what "kino" meant?
What would you think
I answered your question, you are too stupid to understand that both is a valid answer.
You are a moronic newbie schizo, no matter how many what if scenarios you try to invent, its just what you are.
You can't recall not recalling, you just don't recall and you don't recall things because you are a casuals and a namegay, so you don't pay close enough attention to board culture because you constantly get caught up in your own attention whoring instead.
cope harder glowie
>Until a few months ago nobody every used the expression on this board
It's been used since around the 2016 election. It's part of the bogdanoff meme.
Jesus! who has that frog in the eye?
It’s from a bygone era when anons didn’t spoon feed normalgays everything
It means kys (have a nice day)
Quick rundown
Cop from the 90s gets frozen and thawed out in the future to find that society is divided between no-fun pussy people who won't say curse words or eat salt, and edgy tryhards who can't stand anything pleasant or orderly, and he has to track down a criminal who also got unfrozen and is running amok because the guy who made the pussy society released him to raise hell and genocide the edgy society, and only the old cop that the pussy society considers barbaric is tough enough to stop him
where
The society we live in today would be considered satire in the 90s
I doubt they would have imagined we try to police pronouns and castrate our kids. The world we live in would've been well beyond their understanding of how moronic the future could be
This scene is almost Gilliam-an.
You can just say Brazilian
I hate that you're right. If someone told me this would be the future in 1995, I would have laughed.
>when you get invited up to a girl's apartment and think you're about to score, then she pulls out the hdmi cable and vr headsets
THE HUNKA CHUNKA?!
ikr. It even predicted evil Blacks
>perfectly peaceful and orderly white society
>we need to cause chaos
>UNFREEZE... THE Black person
someone check early life on Raymond Cocteau
Negative. The future Blacks were so peaceful and wussy that Phoenix could just act hurt and they'd freak out apologizing
I want to kiss those lips so badly.
She sends me straight into cardiac arrest.
I'm exaggerating, but frick. She speaks perfect German too. Imagine her in a full leather outfit with a whip. And she means business.
Yea but the amount of foreskins you would need to offer her to get to that point is untenable.
God she was so fricking hot in that movie. I remember watching this movie when I was younger with my friends. We thought it was a funny movie and would, and still to this day, tell each "be well!" Or refer to our cars as our "conveyance!" Unfortunately the only thing they didn't get RIGHT was the lack of violence in society...oh wait nvm
Why did Cameron never cast her during her prime.
I could never see Sandra Bullock as hot because of that one flick where she played a cop and made a joke about having a penis.
She lost me when she went on Ellen to brag about the sheer number of foreskins she has shmeared into her crowsfeet over the years.
What if Terminator but its a 90s cop movie?
Starring a dude who can't pronounce vowels and the box office black grosser pre-Will Smith.
Sure it got some future technology right, but so does 2001ASO.
I will give it a 6/10.
The writers read this book from 1932, I'd guess.
Also they had access to Californians of the time.
Nothing ever changes.
Mother frickers even named the old black cop after the author!
Simon Phoenix has a line where he says the phrase "brave new world"
This book with bits of the sleeper awakens a 1899 novel by hg wells. Further more any who are interested in utopias should check out this perfect day by ira Levin he also wrote rosemary's baby which from what I heard mother was a remake of.
I miss action movies where they actually film real things, not a bunch of green screens and digital effects.
i dont know if zoomers even care but for hybrids like us (people who grew up with practically no cgi), it’s just so fricking lame. frick cgi and frick the new capeshit cinema
dat filename tho
Love the Diablo font on the wall
>so many cuts to distract you that it's not all happening at the same time
>It's SO REAL BROS
on a recent rewatch, i noticed something minor but funny it predicted as well.
one of the characters had to call a business' phone line and got one of those phone menus and one of the items was something like "to speak to an automated answering machine, press 4". so it predicted the massive surge in autismos who are too afraid to speak to a real human bean to even order a pizza.
>corporation that engineers society's moral code and bounds of acceptable behavior takes advantage of black criminality in an era where police have been defanged and are powerless to do anything so that they can use the violence to wipe out the last remaining group that opposes their new world order
>based boomer policeman who isn't afraid to be rough with a bad guy or name the people responsible for it is the only thing that can restore sanity to a world gone mad with political correctness
It was a different time.
There were a lot of media satirizing PC culture at the time, sad the bad guys won
*practices her edgy 20th century phrases so she can get it right next time*
Stallone has a speech impediment which makes him sound like a moron, but his IQ is >145
then why did he make Rocky V?
>Rocky V
>Budget: 42 million USD
>Box office: 120 million USD
He did it to make sure his smokin' hot daughters never have to worry about money ever.
>Stallone has a speech impediment
You're the impediment, I'm the language instructor
it doesn't help that his most famous character is a super moron whose only skill is being able to take thousands of hits to the head without passing out until the other guy gets tired and loses
Rambo is more well known than Rocky though
oh yeah hum me the theme to Rambo
Ram ram Rambo he's the man
If he can't do it, no one can
Rambooooooooooooooo
(First blood first blood)
Rambooooooooooooooo
(First blood first blood)
Not that anon, but Rambo was everywhere. He was bigger than Rocky in pop culture. By a large margin
I'm thinking of the Django theme but with Rambo instead
Not him, but any rambo fan (or action fan) knows the theme to rambo.
>IIiIiiitsss a long roooaaddd
>When you're on your owwnnnn
>And it hurrtts when they tear your dreams appaarttttttt
>And every new town
>ba dow
>just seems to bring you down
>bda dow dow
etc. etc.
Its just a bunch of explosions and gunfire followed by the sound of fire.
stfu Black person
Dan dan dan dooonnnn doonnnn dan dan doooon doonnn
Because Rambo was better than Rocky.
>b-but he sounds like a slurring moron during his last monologue
He's breaking down as he tells the story of his best friend dying in his arms. Of course he sounds terrible. You ever heard someone talk when they're really crying? They all sound like that.
Watching it at the time, everyone thought it was super ridiculous. No one thought Demolition Man would get it right. It's amazing how it happened.
first person to say qrd on Cinemaphile was a soprano poster lol
qrd.org
Technically, it was the SNL poster lel.
This movie sucked and was also amazing at the same time
>Urgh, I had Taco Bell last night. I'm gonna need a lot more seashells for this one
Was this "slam it on the table" designer food shit even a thing I the 90s or did they predict it correctly as well?
that particular style of plating is from nouvelle cuisine and dates back to the 1960's
Childhood is thinking that cryogenics is the most unachievable scifi concept in the movie.
Adulthood is realizing that the three seashells actually is.
kino
>How the frick did this movie manage to predict the 21st century so perfectly?
Nothing in this movie suggests they have mass shootings on a near-constant basis, quite the opposite in fact.
You missed the part with the underground dwellers raiding the restaurant?
did it?
Idiocracy did a better job at predicting the future. No way it’s going to be this clean and civilised like in demolition man
Demolition Man demonstrates the usefulness of having an existing source (a novel) as a foundation for a futuristic work. The dystopian fascismistic future visualized by Zamyatin, improved by Huxley, and made famous by Orwell had evolved together with pop culture and shaped a rich world with plenty of unique concepts, and allthough not realistic had a familiar feeling.
Inserting a mix of a comedic aspect with entertaining action lets the screenwrites inject the good vague parts, allowing the viewer more power to interpret the scenario from his or her own line of thinking. The predictions miss more than they hit but because they're many, relatively obscure and connects to political laws in some ways, anyone who notices a correct one becomes impressed and searches for.
To me, one of the funniest, is the library named after Arnold, because it's a double-meta joke; Stallone's nemesis in the real world having upped the anti in the fantasy world and the crazy idea that it couldn't happen unless the laws of the United States got changed and allowed foreign born individuals to candidate for president
Best action movie villain. Antagonists who just enjoy being bad
Denis Leary killed it.
>Police neutered and unable to respond to any serious threats
>Anything considered offensive is deemed illegal and is fined
>Obsession with asian culture despite not being asian
>Oppressive government operating under the guise of "knowing what's best"
>Upper class consists of snobs who consider themselves to be good people doing good things
It's so on point it's scary