How the frick do you even build this
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How the frick do you even build this
How the frick do you even build this
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Decades of time, and plentiful access to laborers/slaves.
it's a white person thing
Really carefully
Probably in a similar way to how they built Neuschwanstein
the what now
new schwanstein
Neuschwanstein was built in the 19th century with steampowered lifts and elevators, steampowered dozers and explosives flattened the mountain top and most of the architecture uses early skyscraper techniques with steel beams and truss structures. The walls are just filled with simple bricks. The white stone on the outside is just a thin cladding.
One brick at a time
Getting food and supplies up there must be a pain in the arse unless there's an entrance besides that little elevator.
my and my dad could probably put it together in three four months
ancient aliens
>How the frick do you even build this
i've been here and it looks cool from the outside but its really just a big hill covered in tourists and overpriced shops.
It's better in sniper elite 5
this, come on son
White people built these incredible structures hundreds of years ago but in the 21st century repairing a pothole properly is too much to ask.
There’s too much money in fixing it “just” good enough so you can get the contract in 6 months to fix it again.
Shameful. I hate this shitty modern mentality.
We just built a mirror telescope that can see back to the beginning of time, we can definitely build roads that don’t degrade or even cars that don’t run on gas for that matter. Unchecked capitalism is just as bad as unchecked communism. Balance in all things grasshopper.
you're really naive, disregarding modern planned obsolescence
I’m not disregarding planned obsolescence friend, I’m agreeing it’s a thing and positing that it needs to be dragged out behind the woodshed and shot.
maybe I worded myself wrong. even though planned obsolescence is a thing, this does not mean your other wishes are easily possible. especially gas-free cars.
Brother gas free cars have been possible for 40 years now, there’s too much money in big oil left to make. Look up Stanley Meyers some time. The water fuel cell is absolutely possible.
apply yourself anon
hogwarts?
That was built after the Industrial Revolution – effectively a Disney castle.
>if it's not old it can't be real
shut your piehole, also it was more of a rebuild.
>on top of hill
meh, so you got rocks up a slope, not impressive
>on water
meh, not impressive, we've been barging in rock to build impressive, impossible looking structures on islands for millennia.
the assignment is to find one on a rocky peak above the snowline in a mountain range, not one built on a slightly raised dirt mound with trees around it.
Show me your castle, Black person,
It was God(s).
In real life that castle wouldn't have lasted 500 hundres years, let alone thousands as the lore tells. Even small erosions could make half of the towers collapse. Neuschwanstein's foundation isn't pure rock, but rather pillars aroud enveloping the rock.
>can only hold 500 men
>no room for major food stores
>too cold to even use during the winter
can literally just siege them for a few months and win, dumbest castle in the series. The best castles were built by First Men BVLLs
Very carefully
benis of casterly rock
I want to play a video game that gives me this feel
resident evil village has moments where it approaches something similar but not nearly as awe inspiring. id love a game where you just explore an island castle like that freely with some combat/horror elements
>2022
>I am forgotten
WTF is this?
Really, Black folk? How old are you?
>2022
>no kino asoiaf video game
it's called Elden Ring, background lore was even written by GRRM. Anything by FROM is kino and has SOUL
Too popular, I'll pass.
>wants game that feels like ASOIAF
>game written by GRRM which has great reviews
>no, it's too popular
go eat some shit, it's not a popular food. I'm sure people will be impressed by your great taste
Durrrrrrr roll to win and the enemies respawn if you die durrrrrrrr x 8
Try elden ring
try dragon's dogma.
There was a game I played in the 00s, an indie before the indie craze. 1st person, you climbed a giant fricking wall you couldn't see the top of using strange mechanisms sticking out of it. Can't find what it was now.
Nvm, it was Against the Wall, still early indie craze. Will forever stay in alpha because dev is a homosexual.
You already did, it was just 7 years ago.
See
Elden Ring legitimately has this feel unfortunately it's their worst other than DS2
Final fantasy 16, next year.
Elden ring.
Have you played Stranger of Paradise? I’ve had more fun with it than I thought I would.
John Howe >> Ted Nasmith
Howe's depictions of figures and action is great, but Nasmith is kind of landscapes and vistas. He's not very good with faces and figures though.
*king of landscapes and vistas, whoops
Humans are amazing of contracting amazing things when they just keep at it. Not like today where you pass by roadwork and everytime everyone is stranding in a circle talking or some shit.
hey look, actual steep roofs instead of the flat ones from the show
Americans don't understand how buildings work. Don't be so hard on them.
>How the frick do you even build this
Exploiting womyn and oppressing minorities, that's why a patriarchal society is good, it gets shit done.
You get white people
Get on my level homosexuals.
People ITT don't seem to realize the structual difference between OP's pic and whatever bulding on the top of a flat surface larger than the built area.
>Riverland lords don't all chip in to create a bridge so the Freys can't exploit them by having the only crossing in the area
great writing, bravo GRRM
bamp