How the frick was this allowed

How the frick was this allowed

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone gets cucked by DCAU Bruce. No exceptions.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Waller think Batman is the way he is because of his cum?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. I guess the idea was that if the replacement shared his dna then he’d also share some of his psychological patterns? That’s really the only way he’d have the same reaction to his parents being killed in front of him, but then even recreating that falls apart because Waller’s chosen assassin to play the part of “anonymous crook” was The Phantasm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's shocking Andrea got to stalking them into an abandoned parking lot before realising it was crossing a line.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hey Andrea, do you want to kill a child’s parents in front of him?
          >wtf, why?
          >we need you to replicate the experience that turned Bruce Wayne into Batman
          >oh! Okay then. After dating Bruce for about a year during his transition to Batman, I could see how happy and mentally healthy he was. I supported the Batman project 100%! I’m very happy to create another just like him
          Epilogue is so stupid.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Speaking of, anyone notice that Carl Beaumont has black hair, while Andrea has red? We need to make an episode where it explains that Waller replaced Beaumont’s sperm with Commissioner Gordon’s sperm, making Andrea a genetic half-sister of Barbara Gordon. It’s the only way to explain this glaring plot-hole that’s been plaguing fans for decades!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, your seething doesn't make sense when Andrea has a very dead and very off-screen mother that she could have inherited her looks from. The same shit does not apply to the McGiness clan because we can see both parents and offspring and the kids look nothing like their parents.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it would explain everything though! why did Beautmont kill his wife? Because he thought she cheated on him when he saw the hair color!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Again, your argument falls apart because Andrea's mom could have the same hair color as her. The same can not be said of Terry and Matt because we can clearly see the appearance of their parents, which you're moronicly headcanoning hair dye as a reason for the discrepancy. For what reason would Matt dye his hair? He's probably only 8 yers old. For what reason would Mary dye her hair? It's not like she's out trying to get a new husband.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They literally look like sisters, how do you explain this? you're moronicly headcanoning her dead mothers hair color as the reason. the more likely explanation is that Carl Beaumont took a flu vaccine that gave him the sperm of commissioner Gordon.
                Think about it, both Barbara and Andrea became masked vigilantes in secret, without their fathers knowing. Both became romantically involved with Bruce Wayne. Why? Destiny bro. They're sisters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you're fricking moronic. The logical answer is Andrea and Babs have the same mother. Think about it, when in all of BTAS do you see Jim's wife? Never. That's because she's Andrea's mom and is dead.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                same mother, different fathers. Carl Beaumont got a rabies shot that gave him Jim Gordon's DNA, however, Jim Gordon's tetanus shot gave him Carl Beaumont's DNA. the babies were than swapped at birth

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah you dumbfrick. Waller literally says they only got around to making the baby batter altering jab later on. There's no vaccine to do it for Andrea and Babs. It's just them having the same mom. She killed herself because she was torn between loving a cop and loving a crook, leaving both of her daughters without a mom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you think she's gonna tell Terry everything about the government cloning projects? she only told him what's relevant for him.
                wait until he finds out his sperm is Bruce's too

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's shocking Andrea got to stalking them into an abandoned parking lot before realising it was crossing a line.

            Not to mention she's too memorable
            >Oh a horrifying Grim Reaper looking motherfricker killed my parents? I think HIM specifically is the problem
            Joe Chill works because he's ultimately any mugger off the street in Bruce's eyes, he's just CRIME. So Bruce wants to beat the shit out of crime. But Phantasm is at best a serial killer he can swear vengeance against or think there's some deeper plot which I guess there is. Waller could've probably been better off finding literally any crook and paying them to pop them to make it seem like a mugging.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His genetics, both psychologically and physically yeah it's probably a good factor. However Terry's mom is a bit of a monkeywrench she'd just have to hope worked out okay.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Idk man it was a weird idea but the thing is the revelation happened so late in Bruce and Terry’s relationship that I hardly think it matters in universe. It’s not like it changes who they were to each other, Bruce was never the sentimental type, and Terry still sees Warren as his dad. It was a fan fic tier revelation really, so much so you can easily memory hole it.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was the most bullshit retcon ever and completely destroyed the narrative of adopting the mantle of Batman being a choice, instead turning it into some moronic blood destiny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. It also has a thing of Terry being "like" Bruce, when he was a radically different kind of hero.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The cuck plasmid

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Made the most sense if you think about it. Warren and Mary were supposedly a loving couple, and from what we see of Mary and the short screen time Warren had they didn't really show any character traits that would cause separation. Why then were they separated at the start of Batman Beyond? The answer of course would be the Batman Beyond project. Warren and Mary were both brown/redheads who both had black pupils. Why then would Mary be giving birth to black haired, blue eyed Terry? Without knowledge of the beyond project Warren could only think that he was cheated on. Once with Terry as the result could be considered a lapse in judgment, something that he might still be able to forgive Mary for, but the second time around with Matt was the final straw. Likewise Mary knows she's been faithful to Warren but has no explanations for why Matt and Terry came out the way they did, but she probably did not take accusations of cheating laying down, so because of that they ended up separating.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >flu shot that change your cum into Bruce Wayne's cum
      >makes the most sense if you think about it
      shut the frick up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if you take the Batman Beyond project out of the equation that just makes Warren a regular old cuck because it doesn't erase the fact that Terry and Matt have neither of their parent's hair colors, and in Terry's case he doesn't have their eyes either.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why do pro-Epilogue gays always act like the hair colors were ever a big deal? Their hair colors aren’t even mentioned in the show, they’re shown but not commented on. If these characters hair colors are SOO important, if they’re such a sore spot, if they drove a wedge between and ended the relationship of Mr. and Mrs. McGinnis, we’d at least expect there to be ONE scene in which someone remarks on them.
          Hell, why does Terry’s dad even have custody over this kid he believes isn’t his, considering the fact that this belief that Terry isn’t his is what supposedly ended his marriage in the first place?
          And DNA and paternity tests existed before Batman Beyond, and it’s set in the future. If this was really planned from the beginning, and it serves as the unstated backstory of Batman Beyond, we’d expect Mr. McGinnis to have actually used a paternity test, leading the whole subterfuge to be discovered.
          Given the fact that Terry and Matt’s hair is never commented on, given the fact that Terry’s dad has custody of him, given the fact that no DNA test was ever used, than its more reasonable to assume simpler explanations: the separation had nothing to do with the childrens paternity, both Matt and Terry dye their hair black, or Mary McGinnis dyes her hair red. These alternate explanations make much more sense than the flu shot that changes your cum into Bruce Wayne’s cum leading to a paternity debate and than a divorce.
          Would you like an explanation for Max’s pink hair now too? Are you okay assuming she dyes her hair pink, or do we need an episode proving her mom was injected with Princess Bubblegum’s eggs?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >both Matt and Terry dye their hair black
            Are they aspiring elvis impersonators? They're clearly not goths, and those are literally the only two reasons anyone would ever bother to do their hair black, the blandest of hair colors.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What is more likely:
              1. Fashion and tastes changed such that in the future, people who aren’t goth dye their hair black
              2. Flu shot that changes your cum to Bruce Wayne’s cum

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Considering that Max is running around with danger hair and Terry's shirt and jacket aren't that out of place in the here and now, fashion and tastes didn't change to the extent that you're coping with.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve seen people who aren’t goth with their hair dyed black. Elvis dyed his hair black. Dying your hair black is much more common than flu shots that turn your cum into Bruce Wayne’s cum.
                You also ignored the possibility that Mary McGinnis dyes her naturally black hair red.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Elvis dyed his hair black
                No shit Sherlock. That's why I fricking asked if Matt and Terry were aspiring Elvis impersonators. Dumbfrick zero reading capability moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I brought up Elvis because you brought up Elvis first

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of mental illness makes people think like this? Its it down syndrome?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And I bet you think those mrna covid shots didn't frick with your dna

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying they did
          lol
          lmao even
          do you even know what happens if that sort of thing does occur?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            right because there's a bunch of moron babies with jacked up DNA running around now and everyone is some kind of mutant
            oh wait

            Enjoy the Myocarditis mud bloods

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >YOU'RE GONNA HAVE BLOODCLOTS AAAAAANYDAY NOW
              >2 years later
              >AAAAAANY DAY NOW
              okay anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          right because there's a bunch of moron babies with jacked up DNA running around now and everyone is some kind of mutant
          oh wait

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Made the most sense if you think about it.
      Nope.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a Gatorade injection?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cucked out of your own genes. Jesus Christ DC.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still the biggest form of batwank I say
    it's literally about batman wank.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The government can just vaxx you at any point, you have no choice over what they put in your body.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Cuckcine

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