My aunt told me girls don't poop. A pelican comes in the night and gullys it out she said.
Pelicans can't have caffeine or the raw egg in brownie batter so that's what comes out their winker, she said. It's safe for us tho
What do you look at though when you shoot rope into a woman? Her ass. Now what if for millions of years your species shot rope like that. Do you think they would learn to like ass?
Everything in that post is true >t. not so normal normalgay
but its mostly true from a young age throughout your teenage years and until your early to mid 20s. You can definitely improve on things as you get older because other stuff is becoming more important and the most important of it will be money. Even if you are complete genetic trash you'd still be able to get with some girl if you have some good money and if not you just frick some top grade hookers from time to time and enjoy life doing fun things and throwing away your money. In high school though its completely true. I never thought about any improving or some other stupid shit. I just lived. Had a super hot high school girlfriend for 5 years till we were 21 and a bunch of friends. Good at any given sport and was attractive. Life was amazing back then. The only problems in my our heads were where to get shitfaced on the weekend and a place to frick with my girlfriend. I am sorry for you guys.
I've never had a horrible life per se, but I look back on middle school and college more than I do on high school. It was a transitional period where I was no longer childish on paper but in reality I was a moron drunk on the effects of hormones.
Meanwhile in middle school I was still a kid and in college I was an adult which is closer to my thinking now.
Everything in that post is false. Pretty much anything worth pursuing/having requires some effort on your part.
Incels who think "it just happens" are delusional. It only seems that way from the outside.
>Incels who think "it just happens" are delusional. It only seems that way from the outside
You are completely wrong, loser. Things like hooking up at a party, having a girlfriend and a bunch of friends do just happen in your child, teenage and early adult years when you are normal and decently to good looking. Nobody of my friends or myself ever thought >W-Well today i am going out and try to make some friends
all of it just happens. You go out to a party with your friends and hook up with the cute girl from the other class. You meet people doing sports and simply start hanging around with them. Nothing of this is planned or anyhting. It just happens. It didn't for you but thats okay. And again, later in life this becomse less and less prevelant and improving on yourself will start to work for many people if they really want it.
You're moronic. This shit only happened for me when and because I turned up in the first place. If you're not there it doesn't happen, ergo you invest some effort.
And the further life goes on, the more effort you have to invest in order to attain nice things.
It's easier in high school, yes, but the rewards post-high school are also much higher if you have your shit together.
>It's easier in high school, yes, but the rewards post-high school are also much higher if you have your shit together.
I agree >This shit only happened for me when and because I turned up in the first place
Yes but its not like you put much thought into it. You start playing football (soccer for mutts) because you just like it and grow up on it or any given other sport. You show up to the party just because you go out with your friends. You become friends with others not because you put effort or thought into it but because you are into similar things and have the same humor. I have no idea how many nights just random things happened because we initially just went out to hang around anywhere and in the end ended up totally wasted at some house party and met some girls or other guys to do stupid stuff with.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao you didn't have to play Football to have friends and get girls in HS, you're probably some Europoor whose only experience with being an American teenager comes from movies.
3 months ago
Anonymous
NTA but how does this make participating in sports a bad thing? You don't "have" to do it but you don't "have" to do anything either.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Thats not what i am trying to say. I meant that you just get into these type of things just because and not because you put much thought into it. I am not saying that you have to play any sport in order to get popular or get with friends but playing sports with others that are into the same sport will make you meet likeminded people and also being good as sports does attract girls in your teenage years. That doesn't mean you can not be popular and have friends and girls not actively playing any sports. Again you become friends and get with girls without thinking much about it. These things just do happen. Some of my best friends did not do any sports but were into music or skating or what not and yet they were liked and got with girls because it just happens. >Europoor
I grew up in Bavaria basically in Munich. I pretty much grew up in paradise. You have no fricking idea kek
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You didn't have as many responsibilities back then, that's why it seems so easy. But in reality nothing will happen for you if you don't do it. Which is what I mean when I say you have to turn up. I've had periods in high school when I was social/present and periods where I wasn't. So I know there's a difference.
But when you're younger you also have more energy at your disposal which again makes things seem easier.
Life in general isn't all that difficult but only as long as you do what you need to do in order to live it properly. If you don't participate, that's when you get left out, and when life no longer works out for you. And it's also harder to get back on the saddle if you haven't done it in a long time. So consistency is key.
You are exactly the person that post it aimed at and again its completely true what that anon wrote. You do not put in hard work in school to experience these type of things fricking kek are you moronic. Thats not to say that there are not a few who actively try to change during those years and get better. They still will not have the same experience as the others because it's forced and not just happening.
I don't think anyone will buy this. You were more effective dumping your bbc folder on the website constantly. Better circle back to r/asianmasculinity and recoordinate your next strategy. Meanwhile hot asian girls will remain sentient wienersleeves for mid white guys
He always fought opponents who were significantly stronger than him and never retired like yamcha and tien
Girls like that. So if you ever wanna impress a chick, pick a fight with someone who can easily kill you
>Makes out with other women despite him not wanting her to. >She acts like he's selfish for not wanting her acting like a prostitute in public.
She's hot as frick but he's a cuck.
I always start out that way when I hug my gf. At first it's a normal embrace then I move and squeeze her ass and she looks at me with suspicion, then I flip her tit and she fake-slaps me while I dodge it. If you aren't doing this, you're missing out.
Toriyama hated romance like all battle shonen mangaka do so he had him cheat on Bulma even though it’s out of character. >but what about vegeta and bulma
Editor decision and all there development is off screen
he saved her from death so she fell in love with him, sorta like the nightinggale effect but there doesnt seem to be a term for "falling in love with your savior"
(i checked before posting and there isnt one)
>Willingly marrying a manlet that needs to get on his tippy-toes just to cup your ass >Willingly allowing yourself to be subjected to all the manlet jokes aimed in your direction from the hens, like "Oh, is that your little brother? Isn't he cute!", "It's getting late, I think it is past your husband's nappy time, hehe!", etc >He also smells disgusting >Also has bad hair even when he grows it
She can’t date up because all the sayins are giga chads. Piccolo is not even human so there goes that option. The only logical conclusion is that she settles for Krillin who is already simping hard for her.
grabbing ass is disgusting, she poops from there
I would tongue her butthole, my jogger
She is an android, she doesnt poop
Well more like a cyborg but it was translated into android
buttocks consist of fat, muscle and skin, she poops with a tiny hole between the cheeks
learn some anatomy anon
My aunt told me girls don't poop. A pelican comes in the night and gullys it out she said.
Pelicans can't have caffeine or the raw egg in brownie batter so that's what comes out their winker, she said. It's safe for us tho
What do you look at though when you shoot rope into a woman? Her ass. Now what if for millions of years your species shot rope like that. Do you think they would learn to like ass?
>What do you look at though when you shoot rope into a woman?
Her face and breasts.
>a woman
I got news.
You are poop color.
Multiple studies have shown that straight men are not attracted to arse.
That's kind of hot.
Just be yourself
Krillin is a total pussy
Krillin's the bravest of the Z Warriors THOUGH. He's weak as frick but still faces every challenge to the best of his ability anyway.
>the bravest of the Z Warrior
That's Mr. Satan.
He was brave like literally one time. Krillin was brave every single time there was a threat.
Wrong it was 3 times.
>He's weak as frick
Relative to the super freaks the series(es) focus on. He still a ridiculous powerhouse relative to the humanoids of that universe.
The reason normalgays give this advice is because this is literally all they had to do.
Everything in that post is true
>t. not so normal normalgay
but its mostly true from a young age throughout your teenage years and until your early to mid 20s. You can definitely improve on things as you get older because other stuff is becoming more important and the most important of it will be money. Even if you are complete genetic trash you'd still be able to get with some girl if you have some good money and if not you just frick some top grade hookers from time to time and enjoy life doing fun things and throwing away your money. In high school though its completely true. I never thought about any improving or some other stupid shit. I just lived. Had a super hot high school girlfriend for 5 years till we were 21 and a bunch of friends. Good at any given sport and was attractive. Life was amazing back then. The only problems in my our heads were where to get shitfaced on the weekend and a place to frick with my girlfriend. I am sorry for you guys.
I've never had a horrible life per se, but I look back on middle school and college more than I do on high school. It was a transitional period where I was no longer childish on paper but in reality I was a moron drunk on the effects of hormones.
Meanwhile in middle school I was still a kid and in college I was an adult which is closer to my thinking now.
Everything in that post is false. Pretty much anything worth pursuing/having requires some effort on your part.
Incels who think "it just happens" are delusional. It only seems that way from the outside.
>Incels who think "it just happens" are delusional. It only seems that way from the outside
You are completely wrong, loser. Things like hooking up at a party, having a girlfriend and a bunch of friends do just happen in your child, teenage and early adult years when you are normal and decently to good looking. Nobody of my friends or myself ever thought
>W-Well today i am going out and try to make some friends
all of it just happens. You go out to a party with your friends and hook up with the cute girl from the other class. You meet people doing sports and simply start hanging around with them. Nothing of this is planned or anyhting. It just happens. It didn't for you but thats okay. And again, later in life this becomse less and less prevelant and improving on yourself will start to work for many people if they really want it.
You're moronic. This shit only happened for me when and because I turned up in the first place. If you're not there it doesn't happen, ergo you invest some effort.
And the further life goes on, the more effort you have to invest in order to attain nice things.
It's easier in high school, yes, but the rewards post-high school are also much higher if you have your shit together.
>It's easier in high school, yes, but the rewards post-high school are also much higher if you have your shit together.
I agree
>This shit only happened for me when and because I turned up in the first place
Yes but its not like you put much thought into it. You start playing football (soccer for mutts) because you just like it and grow up on it or any given other sport. You show up to the party just because you go out with your friends. You become friends with others not because you put effort or thought into it but because you are into similar things and have the same humor. I have no idea how many nights just random things happened because we initially just went out to hang around anywhere and in the end ended up totally wasted at some house party and met some girls or other guys to do stupid stuff with.
Lmao you didn't have to play Football to have friends and get girls in HS, you're probably some Europoor whose only experience with being an American teenager comes from movies.
NTA but how does this make participating in sports a bad thing? You don't "have" to do it but you don't "have" to do anything either.
Thats not what i am trying to say. I meant that you just get into these type of things just because and not because you put much thought into it. I am not saying that you have to play any sport in order to get popular or get with friends but playing sports with others that are into the same sport will make you meet likeminded people and also being good as sports does attract girls in your teenage years. That doesn't mean you can not be popular and have friends and girls not actively playing any sports. Again you become friends and get with girls without thinking much about it. These things just do happen. Some of my best friends did not do any sports but were into music or skating or what not and yet they were liked and got with girls because it just happens.
>Europoor
I grew up in Bavaria basically in Munich. I pretty much grew up in paradise. You have no fricking idea kek
You didn't have as many responsibilities back then, that's why it seems so easy. But in reality nothing will happen for you if you don't do it. Which is what I mean when I say you have to turn up. I've had periods in high school when I was social/present and periods where I wasn't. So I know there's a difference.
But when you're younger you also have more energy at your disposal which again makes things seem easier.
Life in general isn't all that difficult but only as long as you do what you need to do in order to live it properly. If you don't participate, that's when you get left out, and when life no longer works out for you. And it's also harder to get back on the saddle if you haven't done it in a long time. So consistency is key.
>I don't like hard work so let's just call it 'The Flow'
>Other people had it and I don't, so let's just blame it all on genetics and environment
Why this was even deemed screen cap worthy. The guy who wrote this is either trolling or has a shit personality.
>he thinks the "work" is supposed to be hard
You're not in the flow my man
You are exactly the person that post it aimed at and again its completely true what that anon wrote. You do not put in hard work in school to experience these type of things fricking kek are you moronic. Thats not to say that there are not a few who actively try to change during those years and get better. They still will not have the same experience as the others because it's forced and not just happening.
Manlets are just better. Androids knows best
He was confident
no he was not
every single blonde girl I know and see online that likes anime has an asian bf.
I don't think anyone will buy this. You were more effective dumping your bbc folder on the website constantly. Better circle back to r/asianmasculinity and recoordinate your next strategy. Meanwhile hot asian girls will remain sentient wienersleeves for mid white guys
t. insecure white guy
How do you psychologically deal with your balls completely overshadowing your dick
BRAD PITTU
Every single girl I know that likes anime weighs 600 lbs and has acne.
God thats fricking hot
asian men make good cucks
WMAF gays would have this reversed
Nope, my gf ass is for my eyes only
mindbroken post
You homosexuals have been spamming a still w/ this --
reversed. You're so troonbrained out you don't know what I mean
I don't think you're capable of making sense.
He always fought opponents who were significantly stronger than him and never retired like yamcha and tien
Girls like that. So if you ever wanna impress a chick, pick a fight with someone who can easily kill you
Tien never retired , he did his own thing and also started his own school.
Ryu and Cammy
is that gangnam style guy?
No it’s the Bobby guy from mad tv
>Dresses half naked and poses for pictures to post on the internet
Eveytime
>Makes out with other women despite him not wanting her to.
>She acts like he's selfish for not wanting her acting like a prostitute in public.
She's hot as frick but he's a cuck.
Though luck
You should expect the worst if you ever date a white woman, you gotta be prepared for the consequences
>he’s a cuck
I mean look at him
Don't forget literally spreads her butthole on camera.
Qrd? I thought he was totally down for whatever she did.
>brings home other girls for them to play with as a couple
>cuck
Err no. I don't know what his appeal is because he's not got a good personality nor money but he's lucked out.
He won. GIWIWH
The fricking coomer couldn’t have just had them embracing, Krillin had to be aggressively cupping her asscheeks.
I always start out that way when I hug my gf. At first it's a normal embrace then I move and squeeze her ass and she looks at me with suspicion, then I flip her tit and she fake-slaps me while I dodge it. If you aren't doing this, you're missing out.
The manlets learned.
The end times are coming
He fixed her.
Why did not Yamcha get with Bulma?
Toriyama hated romance like all battle shonen mangaka do so he had him cheat on Bulma even though it’s out of character.
>but what about vegeta and bulma
Editor decision and all there development is off screen
he used a wish on unbombing her
he saved her from death so she fell in love with him, sorta like the nightinggale effect but there doesnt seem to be a term for "falling in love with your savior"
(i checked before posting and there isnt one)
>Willingly marrying a manlet that needs to get on his tippy-toes just to cup your ass
>Willingly allowing yourself to be subjected to all the manlet jokes aimed in your direction from the hens, like "Oh, is that your little brother? Isn't he cute!", "It's getting late, I think it is past your husband's nappy time, hehe!", etc
>He also smells disgusting
>Also has bad hair even when he grows it
You can tell a man wrote this pairing
Tall men are unattractive to me irl, I only like them in pics
t. girl
kek
90% of 18 hentai is NTR. Everyone hates krillin for some reason
Does anyone have the Krillin and Ginyu Force copypasta?
>Everyone hates krillin for some reason
height
It's because he's comic relief. Vegeta is short too but doesn't have the same reception.
her progamer dr gero is also a manlet figure it the rest.
She can’t date up because all the sayins are giga chads. Piccolo is not even human so there goes that option. The only logical conclusion is that she settles for Krillin who is already simping hard for her.
muh short kings
It’s a cartoon you c**t.
He listened to a woman (even though it's an android) and that's what nobody did.