How the hell does christianity/religion exist in this universe when fricking pic related exists?

How the hell does christianity/religion exist in this universe when fricking pic related exists?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you expect disney slop to address interesting things like that? lmao. Be excited for latest girl power race swap, chud

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're above them

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he works in mysterious ways

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would someone like Iron Man or Hulk do any damage to this thing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just leave it alone, it doesn't care about you.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an alien. It'd be like living in the 1500s and saying an undiscovered continent/island disproves God, which would be stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Globe earth already disproves God

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't supposed to point that out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And He said chaste good women could be found in every corner of the earth
        >Makes earth round

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        False, earth is flat.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason many religions exist in real life you fricking idiot

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God in the bible created the universe. These beings are the equivalents of dyson spheres in humanoid form.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the idea of habitable worlds being built by some galactic corporation, like in Hitchhiker's Guide. Completely blowing the beliefs of scientists and religious people out of the water at the same time.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You see, this giant alien in this fictional setting should be enough to disprove every religion on Earth

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >missing the point in op's question

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't. He got the tone down perfectly.
        And you're like that guy's toady little red-haired stinker brother.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how butthurt would americhristcucks be if Disney MCU introduced pic related?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the Superman from the future?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, Cloud Man. My favorite super hero.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Kamala's faith when shes a marvel?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Celestials in the comics are at least one degree stronger than infinity. A single average Celestial has been called by characters with literally infinite power to be beyond their "tier" or "layer" of infinity. They are stronger than concepts, and are the ones who mine the infinity stones for each reality. One Celestial can fight on even terms with or even potentially defeat Galactus. The first Celestials grouped together and killed the original prime exist which originally created them after defeating one half of the other Celestials they also betrayed. I forget which variation of reality they're on, but it was something like the prime reality > the reality which invented magic > then science > space > time. There's two others in there, I think. One version of reality "just left", and I can't remember the other one. They're often who gets killed in the comics when you need to establish a new threat. The last I can think of is Knull, who is the elder god of the Symbiot race (Venom), and who is so strong it's been said in an interview that Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet would fail to kill him because he's amortal (cannot die).

    It never makes any sense when a Celestial dies because they have infinity range and clarity, constant communication with all other Celestials. Any true threat to them should be instantly dealt with unless that Celestial dying would get them more data.

    TL:DR; The movie was bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku still solos their entire race

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're being a jackass, but the Celestials as a race are essentially Writer tier, and then there are Celestials like the Dreaming Celestial that are Write tier - 1 by themself. Goku got hurt by a rock flicked by Killian. The Dreaming Celestial met its writer and left the comic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Celestials in the comics are at least one degree stronger than infinity. A single average Celestial has been called by characters with literally infinite power to be beyond their "tier" or "layer" of infinity. They are stronger than concepts, and are the ones who mine the infinity stones for each reality. One Celestial can fight on even terms with or even potentially defeat Galactus. The first Celestials grouped together and killed the original prime exist which originally created them after defeating one half of the other Celestials they also betrayed. I forget which variation of reality they're on, but it was something like the prime reality > the reality which invented magic > then science > space > time. There's two others in there, I think. One version of reality "just left", and I can't remember the other one. They're often who gets killed in the comics when you need to establish a new threat. The last I can think of is Knull, who is the elder god of the Symbiot race (Venom), and who is so strong it's been said in an interview that Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet would fail to kill him because he's amortal (cannot die).

          It never makes any sense when a Celestial dies because they have infinity range and clarity, constant communication with all other Celestials. Any true threat to them should be instantly dealt with unless that Celestial dying would get them more data.

          TL:DR; The movie was bad.

          still get rocked by the doom man

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no wank worse than Doom wank. From God-King Doom to defeating the Marquis of Death, there is no bigger Gary Sue. Through God-King Doom makes more sense, as did him giving up his power because he didn't earn it. There's good Doom stories, though. Like when he killed that "average" Norse Goddess and pissed off Thor. Celestials just have better justification. Doom is best played being shown not told and he's usually told when at his strongest, not shown.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you sound jelly brah

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            god comic books are so fricking gay

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are they standing on?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're on a space ship, and I believe he was standing on a table.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Dreaming Celestial met its writer and left the comic.
          How fricking stupid. I'm actually impressed with how lame I find this information you have presented.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome to comics, my lad. He's hardly the first to meet a Writer, and hardly the first to exit stage left.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god marvelslop is literal WoW-tier

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fricking wish WoW was even slightly as coherent.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked it till wotlk

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lich King either made or broke a lot of people. That's fair.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Allat just for all of them to get solo'd by Uncle Grandpa

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only then to be brought back by the Queen of Nevers. Yes, yes. There's always something else.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about this?
    How could nobody in the modern world notice a gigantic hand and half a celestial head?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah shit forgot the pic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >creates 20.0 earthquake
        >create enormous tsunami

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah shit forgot the pic

      what makes you think no one noticed?
      do you want them to show all the humans freaking out or something?
      it's mentioned in she-hulk btw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what makes you think no one noticed?
        The fact that nobody ever even remotely mentions or hints at its existence until after the Eternals movie was made.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this guy can't read

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            I accept your concession.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            be nice, most zoomers can't read the full post, it's too hard for them.

            [...]
            what makes you think no one noticed?
            do you want them to show all the humans freaking out or something?
            it's mentioned in she-hulk btw

            >it's mentioned in she-hulk btw

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's mentioned in she-hulk btw

              >what makes you think no one noticed?
              The fact that nobody ever even remotely mentions or hints at its existence until after the Eternals movie was made.

              >nobody ever even remotely mentions or hints at its existence until after the Eternals movie was made

              I guess you are not wrong about zoomers not being able to read a full post huh.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            be nice, most zoomers can't read the full post, it's too hard for them.
            [...]
            >it's mentioned in she-hulk btw

            Post screenshot or get fukt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How often do you bring up the Giza pyramid or the Grand Canyon in everyday conversation?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd probably talk about the Grand Canyon a lot more if the dead body of god was laying in it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How often do you bring up the Giza pyramid or the Grand Canyon in everyday conversation?
            Not often but I do know they exist because at different points in time they have been brought up by someone. In fact, you just did.
            Thanks for proving my point.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens are not Gods. Simple as

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie was supposed to be a convoluted pro-abortion metaphor. You arent supposed to think about it any other way.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does religion even exist in our universe? Science has disproved all of the christofascist ideals. Answer: christcucks are morons who worship sky daddy to excuse their racist, bigoted ideals. Even if science found out where we go when we die Christians would still be moronic about it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Science has proven much of it only midair’s think like you. Many genius level scientist become Christians

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Many genius level scientist become Christians
        Name one convert.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          After witnessing the first atomic bomb detonation, Oppenheimer immediately converted to Hinduism.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You got me lel

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          John Collins and Alister McGrath who wrote a reprisal to Hawkins.

          Science and Education survived because Christian monks you know right?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Science and Education survived because Christian monks you know right?
            They also survived thanks to the Islamic golden age. Does that mean Islam is the true religion?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it means perennialism is the way to go

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet religious perennialism contributes absolutely nothing to science in the modern world.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Muslim conquest of the Mediterranean caused the dark ages. Try again.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah, the fall of rome caused the dark ages

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the more conservative and traditional Muslims and Chinese (who aren't religious but worship the "glorious Chinese state" and communism like God) take over the world and enslave the West cause we're not having children and have abandoned nationalism and in-group preference, people like you will be enslaved or executed along with the bakwards christofascists you hate.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amen, I love God too, I love God so much, late at night I dream about God and him being close to me, the idea of his ubiquitous presence makes me feel warm on cold nights, I just like to fill myself up with our lord and the holy spirit, I just love him to be inside of me and make me feel one with the world, I love to feel him deep within my heart, I am passionate about God and it is amazing when we both join together and I can't tell where my body ends and his begins, amen, may we never lose the light of our lord and saviour

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chud.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick reminder that old man pym particle guy has an army of giant ants who live in a socialist TIER 2 civilization on the Kardashev scale, and it will never be addressed or utilized again, despite the fact that their tech could save earth from threats.

    also ignore how earth and regular people pretty much live as they are now, despite the existence of space tech out in the open

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus exists in Marvel.
    He's a mutie though.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the One Above All the writer? If the real writer officially exists in the comics that implies the comics are nested within the writer's world which could have been created by the Christian God.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a handful of Writer interpretations, OAA is just one of them. Consequently, the strongest Celestial is also called One Above All. There's a lot of allegorical overlap.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are now aware Ghost Rider defeated Galactus. Truly, he is blessed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss 90's cartoons so much bros

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A being like Slaanesh or Zeus is nothing alike the monotheistic God. They are the practically the same as humans or rocks.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ is the Nexus Being of our universe

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Beyonder was jesus then like in Akira he restarted the marvel universe in will alone.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell does christianity/religion exist in this universe when fricking pic related exists?

    Easily. These fricks only come around every million years or something. They either wipe everything out or seed life on a planet when there is no one around to notice. There is plenty of in between time for people to think up whatever they want to explain the universe and life.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anyone stop 9/11 bros

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, there's this fricking comic page of goddamn Doom and Magneto of all people standing in the ruble in New York and they're fricking crying, literally crying over it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/11 is a pretty trivial disaster by Marvel standards. Something on that scale happens like every week in that world.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ignored ww1 and 2 why would they care a few thousand people die?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell does christianity/religion exist in this universe when fricking pic related exists?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of over 100 billion people to have ever lived in history, science hasn't prevented even one of them from dying.

      Until science can conquer death, religion isn't going anywhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      freemasons literally never stop grousing about Christianity.
      they seem to think it's real, and they're the squids who parcel out "progress" from reserves of old knowledge.

      you're just some reddit bum-hug cultural marionette going where the strings pull you.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > humanoid form at that size

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tru the concept of hope and empathy that is show in all the movies and heroes, they all respond to christian precepts

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ is a beyond god-tier mutant in marvel lore.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heres Zeus.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the strongest Skyfather aka pantheon head is Odin. Zeus is the second strongest, followed by that Hindu god whose name escapes me. I think the strongest non-Elder God God is probably Atum because he was directly born from Elder Goddess Gaia and the Demiurge of Earth. Atum in the comics scares Chthon (Chthulu-Satan Elder God brother of Gaia), for reference. Atum the God-Eater he's called because he ate all of Earth's Elder Gods but three, and there were hundreds. He kills Thor at one point, IIRC.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't eat four, technically. I forgot Oshtur who I always mistake for an alien god because left to get dicked by an alien tiger god. Set, Chthon, Gaia, Oshtur, and I think there's technically a fifth mentioned in some comic I read that's still alive but I don't recall them being important, just there in the background.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do marvel and DC avoid incorporating abrahamic religions into their canon?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thanos snapped half the universe away
    >no aliens came looking for the person who obliterated half their species
    You'd think the entire universe would be full of advanced beings who would get really mad about the snap. But just... nothing.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Create humans
    >Also create monsters that eat humans
    >Create eternals to kill monsters
    >Earth population reaches a certain % destroy the earth by birthing a god
    This plot made no sense we also see they don't even need eternals since they can zap people instantly.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is that any religious person would claim him to be their god, just in another form/costume.
    So that could be YHWH, Odin, Zeus, Ra or even Indra depends on who you ask.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the hell does christianity/religion exist in this universe when fricking pic related exists?

    Aliens, powerful beings, and any such things like this do not disprove God by the ancient definition. It might disprove the Biblebelt fundies. But the Catholic/Orthodox Christian understanding of God is far more mystical and can't be disproven just because X powerful being exists. It's kind of like people who think evolution disproves God. This is again, only true for fundies in America. Not for the ancient Christian understanding of God, which defines God as fundamental truth rather than some super-being in the sky.

    But if YOU define God as a super-being in the sky, then OPs pic being real would only prove that he probably exists as a super-being amongst thousands of others, since literal magic and other pantheons seem to exist as well.

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