i kind of feel bad for her. it's very clear she developed feelings for him during the office and it's only compounded as she aged. i mean, john is easily many levels higher than her in every way. attractiveness? personal wife? married to an attractive, successful actor. career wise? he consistently gets lead roles every year, directing his own movies etc.
jenna? meh. i mean, she's on that 'the office' podcast, but angela was never that good of a character and neither were ever funny. she's not even on TV anymore, let alone any films. similar situation with the rest of the office cast, couldn't move on.
Okay. Honestly I need something new in my life. Please tell me your name, address, phone number and mother's maiden name and I would be glad to marry you, homosexual 🙂
>The word "rape" (cognate with "rapto" in Portuguese and other Romance languages, meaning "kidnap") is the conventional translation of the Latin word raptio used in the ancient accounts of the incident. Modern scholars tend to interpret the word as "abduction" or "kidnapping" as opposed to a sexual assault.
"Abduction" is a historical legal term that practically implies sexual assault, too, though. It properly means kidnapping a woman for the specific purpose of forcable marriage.
>voluntary abduction
Which basically means that she was willing but her father (whose consent was legally required) wasn't. Today we'd just call that an elopement.
Kinda related. I work with all women as the only dude and they have done stuff like hug me from behind or rub my shoulders or overshare about their personal issues or making comments about my physical appearance.
There probably were women who were attracted to you but you were so autistic and oblivious or probably only focusing on a pretty girl that you ignored the perfectly homely girl.
Step 1: Get your ass fit. Got to the gym and lift weights 5 days a week. Doesn't matter if you lift for 5 min or 30 min, but get your ass in there every day.
Step 2: Find an actual hobby you enjoy. It doesn't matter if it's Warhammer, Video Games, or woodworking. Just find something you like and are passionate about.
Step 3: Be enthusiastic about your hobby without worry about what anyone else thinks about it. If people ask about it, tell them. Don't try to show off or impress them because you don't care, remember. If they're not interested, ask them about their hobbies/interests.
Step 4: You're in "talking to other people" territory. The key is to think about other people like NPC's. Talk to them without caring about whether they're judging you or not. Ask them questions and actually LISTEN to what they say. Ask followup questions. If they ask you questions, answer without trying to monopolize the conversation. If they ask your opinion about a hot button issue and you're not 1000% sure that you're on the same side, deflect.
Step 5: Approach women. Get used to casually glancing at women in public. Don't get weird and FFS don't fricking STARE. Take a glance, find a good excuse to talk to her, and say hi. DO NOT try to pick her up. Don't even think about it. You're not ready. Just talk. Do not agree with everything she says. Have real opinions. Pretending to like everything she likes is creepy, not endearing. Keep doing this until you're just as comfortable around women as you are men.
Step 6: Ask a girl out. If you're feeling a good vibe, you can ask if she wants to go out sometime. Do not say the words "Go out with me." In this context it just means to spend time together. Ask her to get some coffee, or maybe go for a walk. If she says no, DO NOT harass her. Be cool. Make sure she's comfortable and frick off. It's nothing personal. Try another woman. It's a numbers game.
Never cold approach. Do not listen to this absolute trog.
Just be confident in yourself and put yourself in more situations where socializing is possible. >I.E Parties, Hobbies, Clubs, Schools etc.
And no I don't mean "Be confident" as in approach, I mean literally have confidence in yourself and if you don't then the gym or education will help.
Most importantly, don't do these things deliberately for pussy. Do them because you WANT to do them and it just so happens there is a cute girl who enjoys it too and likes your attitude.
I've been in 3 relationships, all of which the girl asked me out after we shared a few jokes while we were primarily there for another reason. So stop caring, and do what you love in life and love will find you, it will never appear when you look for it.
it's an incredibly rare occurrence but it's the only way to keep yourself safe. don't approach women, just don't fricking do it. it's not worth getting charged with harassment over pussy.
Holy fricking shit look at this NEET who gets his ideas of how the world works on Cinemaphile. Worst case scenario the girl rejects/ignores you. Nobody gets charged with harassment simply for asking a girl out.
If you make yourself look like someone worth talking to and spending time with, it'll happen. The problem is obsession. If you are obsessed with finding a girl you come off as pathetic. Just focus on other things and be a good person.
Because Pam didn't lodge a complaint against him. And also because it was pre-metoo and people could still distinguish between innocent (and mutual) fooling around that momentarily got a little out of hand and actual sexual harassment.
>If she reported it to HR it would be ignored because Micheal collects all the complaints >Jim is never punished for his actions >Jim has 2 big clients near christmas time that basically keeps him employed
If Pam reported him I'm sure he'd just get a warning no way they'd fire him back then
>work a blue collar job >fiancee works up stairs >plan a future together >not a perfect person but she isnt either >she cheats on you with someone you thought of as a friend
why are relationships so perilous?
Roy fricked Pam's mom - not the one Michael fricked, the other one that came to the office and flirted with Roy.
Angela was working late and happened to see it because she went to use the warehouse women's bathroom. She locked herself in a stall and jerking off her pussy into a wet mess picturing it.
Oscar caught their vibe and waited in the parking lot when Roy was waiting in his car and playing DJ for Pam's mom. He saw Roy lean over and stick his hand down the back of her pants, pull his hand out and stuff it in his mouth. Oscar then jacked his little penga wishing Roy would do the same to him.
Anything else you all want to know about The Office?
How was anon not banned for this? Literally ratio
Why did you tag me!
Reddit is that away
yeah he's literally grabbing her breasts and she's denying consent constantly
Have you seen how obsessed Jenna is with John? She probably had the writers and directors force him to do it.
Yet he still married a prostitute
hi Jenna
i kind of feel bad for her. it's very clear she developed feelings for him during the office and it's only compounded as she aged. i mean, john is easily many levels higher than her in every way. attractiveness? personal wife? married to an attractive, successful actor. career wise? he consistently gets lead roles every year, directing his own movies etc.
jenna? meh. i mean, she's on that 'the office' podcast, but angela was never that good of a character and neither were ever funny. she's not even on TV anymore, let alone any films. similar situation with the rest of the office cast, couldn't move on.
JUST.
There isn't a single thing in this image that alludes to her obsession with the guy that played Jim. You Black folk just want drama.
Whoa Jenna. What if people found out you have no problem using the N-word?
hi jenna! glad you are learning the lingo.
Hello Jenna please marry me I will love you more than any man real or fictional ever could.
Okay. Honestly I need something new in my life. Please tell me your name, address, phone number and mother's maiden name and I would be glad to marry you, homosexual 🙂
>called her husband jim
Yikes
that's fricked up
no such thing as sexual assault for chads
Jim was anything but a chad
>cowered like a little b***h when Roy came to kick his ass
lmao he literally wrote an email apologizing and then was too pussy to send and email
the chadness of coping a workplace tit and refusing to apologize makes him based
He didn't scrap the email because he was too confident to feel sorry.
Sabine style
>me on the bottom
>The word "rape" (cognate with "rapto" in Portuguese and other Romance languages, meaning "kidnap") is the conventional translation of the Latin word raptio used in the ancient accounts of the incident. Modern scholars tend to interpret the word as "abduction" or "kidnapping" as opposed to a sexual assault.
"Abduction" is a historical legal term that practically implies sexual assault, too, though. It properly means kidnapping a woman for the specific purpose of forcable marriage.
We used to be a proper country.
>voluntary abduction
Which basically means that she was willing but her father (whose consent was legally required) wasn't. Today we'd just call that an elopement.
Or maybe she had a rape/abduction fetish? Many such cases!
haha the guy on the bottom is all
>i hope this lad doesn't toot!!
a southern breeze is coming in, or coming out perhaps I should say
*BRRRRRRAAAAAP*
>jimulius taking pamela from guyus royus - 600 bc
this scene made me harder than anyy porn video i watched ever
she's a b***h in heat
The qt front desk girl used to suck my dick in my car on our lunch break
cute tummy
I want my fingers to tickle it. From the inside.
Kinda related. I work with all women as the only dude and they have done stuff like hug me from behind or rub my shoulders or overshare about their personal issues or making comments about my physical appearance.
>Jenna tummy
Nice.
It should be illegal to be an actress and look like that and not go nude.
Women don't belong in the workplace
It made her pussy wet so it was never reported.
I'm 30 and a woman has never been attracted to me
There probably were women who were attracted to you but you were so autistic and oblivious or probably only focusing on a pretty girl that you ignored the perfectly homely girl.
>t. moron
Mein gott
It's not complex, but it can be hard.
Step 1: Get your ass fit. Got to the gym and lift weights 5 days a week. Doesn't matter if you lift for 5 min or 30 min, but get your ass in there every day.
Step 2: Find an actual hobby you enjoy. It doesn't matter if it's Warhammer, Video Games, or woodworking. Just find something you like and are passionate about.
Step 3: Be enthusiastic about your hobby without worry about what anyone else thinks about it. If people ask about it, tell them. Don't try to show off or impress them because you don't care, remember. If they're not interested, ask them about their hobbies/interests.
Step 4: You're in "talking to other people" territory. The key is to think about other people like NPC's. Talk to them without caring about whether they're judging you or not. Ask them questions and actually LISTEN to what they say. Ask followup questions. If they ask you questions, answer without trying to monopolize the conversation. If they ask your opinion about a hot button issue and you're not 1000% sure that you're on the same side, deflect.
Step 5: Approach women. Get used to casually glancing at women in public. Don't get weird and FFS don't fricking STARE. Take a glance, find a good excuse to talk to her, and say hi. DO NOT try to pick her up. Don't even think about it. You're not ready. Just talk. Do not agree with everything she says. Have real opinions. Pretending to like everything she likes is creepy, not endearing. Keep doing this until you're just as comfortable around women as you are men.
Step 6: Ask a girl out. If you're feeling a good vibe, you can ask if she wants to go out sometime. Do not say the words "Go out with me." In this context it just means to spend time together. Ask her to get some coffee, or maybe go for a walk. If she says no, DO NOT harass her. Be cool. Make sure she's comfortable and frick off. It's nothing personal. Try another woman. It's a numbers game.
Stick with this and you'll get a woman.
Terrible advice.
virgin moment
Never cold approach. Do not listen to this absolute trog.
Just be confident in yourself and put yourself in more situations where socializing is possible.
>I.E Parties, Hobbies, Clubs, Schools etc.
And no I don't mean "Be confident" as in approach, I mean literally have confidence in yourself and if you don't then the gym or education will help.
Most importantly, don't do these things deliberately for pussy. Do them because you WANT to do them and it just so happens there is a cute girl who enjoys it too and likes your attitude.
I've been in 3 relationships, all of which the girl asked me out after we shared a few jokes while we were primarily there for another reason. So stop caring, and do what you love in life and love will find you, it will never appear when you look for it.
>all of which the girl asked me out
it's an incredibly rare occurrence but it's the only way to keep yourself safe. don't approach women, just don't fricking do it. it's not worth getting charged with harassment over pussy.
>dude don´t ask her out, SHE WILL do it!!!!!
then she gets bored of you because you´re too shy to ask her out, stop larping
Holy fricking shit look at this NEET who gets his ideas of how the world works on Cinemaphile. Worst case scenario the girl rejects/ignores you. Nobody gets charged with harassment simply for asking a girl out.
If you make yourself look like someone worth talking to and spending time with, it'll happen. The problem is obsession. If you are obsessed with finding a girl you come off as pathetic. Just focus on other things and be a good person.
Whoa, [REDACTED]! You expect me to read all that shit by you?
Because Pam didn't lodge a complaint against him. And also because it was pre-metoo and people could still distinguish between innocent (and mutual) fooling around that momentarily got a little out of hand and actual sexual harassment.
If it was on HBO this would have been a rape scene
>If she reported it to HR it would be ignored because Micheal collects all the complaints
>Jim is never punished for his actions
>Jim has 2 big clients near christmas time that basically keeps him employed
If Pam reported him I'm sure he'd just get a warning no way they'd fire him back then
>work a blue collar job
>fiancee works up stairs
>plan a future together
>not a perfect person but she isnt either
>she cheats on you with someone you thought of as a friend
why are relationships so perilous?
Roy was as moronic as Pam
Reminder - Roy won.
seriously, Roy ends with a successful business, a hot wife, a sports car and a big house.
Roy fricked Pam's mom - not the one Michael fricked, the other one that came to the office and flirted with Roy.
Angela was working late and happened to see it because she went to use the warehouse women's bathroom. She locked herself in a stall and jerking off her pussy into a wet mess picturing it.
Oscar caught their vibe and waited in the parking lot when Roy was waiting in his car and playing DJ for Pam's mom. He saw Roy lean over and stick his hand down the back of her pants, pull his hand out and stuff it in his mouth. Oscar then jacked his little penga wishing Roy would do the same to him.
Anything else you all want to know about The Office?
I've fricked girls at every job I've worked.
Ok dude.
>no happy trail to her bush
>super pale
He should've tossed her out the window
is this the most cringeworthy scene in modern television?