>How was she? Was she good?
How the FRICK do you answer to that?
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>How was she?
>How was she? Was she good?
How the FRICK do you answer to that?
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you have no obligation to answer any question you dont want to. just walk away.
If you want to keep your relationship with her, yes you do, and you have to answer now. No talking around it. She wants the truth and you're at the short end of this conversation.
>keep your relationship
weak af behaviour. that relationship was already over when he emptied his balls elsewhere, backtracking is homosexual behaviour.
I don't have to do anything you think I have to. You don't matter.
That's it though, ain't it? If I want to keep my relationship then I need to not answer and walk away. That'll activate her female brain, realizing I don't give a frick about her and it'll make those daddy issues flare up wanting my approval again. Then when she comes back, I can reject her if I want to or just leave altogether.
Yeah that may work in the movies, it doesn't work in real life. A little respect goes a long way.
Imagine subjugating yourself to pussy. Pathetic.
breasts or GTFO
You don't have to answer. She making a point. He wanted to talk about the situation but she woman brained that into leveraging her position and went with "ok let's talk about it, how was she?".
By "it" he means the situation they are currently in.
Her version "it" is the sex Ross and Xopy girl had that got them into the situation.
What you need to do in this situation is keep frame and stay away from the cause of the problem and focus on solutions to the problem. She was just being a c**t.
So how to answer? Don't.
Be straight with her and tell her exactly that, "we are going to talk about what matters, you and me, not some worthless pitty bang I don't even remember even though it was a only few hours ago."
Ask if you're being detained.
>she reminded me how amazing you are and when you do that thing with your tongue.
can we all agree millennials are the biggest meme on earth?
imagine thinking this trash is good
This show was for gen xers
>millennials washing their hands now
HAHAHHAHHA bunch of snakes
the worst generation
Millennial were like 5 when Friends came on you dumb shit
fr fr no cap the eps are like 20 mins instead of 3 mins who can sit through that
This is Gen X’ers you dumb frick
Zoomers have absolutely 0 moral ground to stand on when it comes to this.
at least its better than seinfield
No, it felt weird. It was empty and meaningless and we were so drunk I couldn't even maintain an erection. After about 10 mins I apologised and told her that I made a mistake and that I was just rebounding after having my heart broken and that I was an emotional wreck and wasn't making good choices. I told her I was sorry
Not bad
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You make your best Robert De Niro face, shrug your shoulders a bit, and do the hand gesture for meh.
Then when you see it, that peak moment of rage and disgust on her face where you're sure the only thought possibly going through her head is "you're a pig", that's when you let out a hardy chuckle and go "what?"
pure 90s soul
caught my housemate doing this shit. creepy mother fricker
Joey's grabbing Monica's foot.
i stopped watching this because of how badly they butchered joey, it was fricking criminal
>from well meaning goof to LOL I GOT A TURKEY STUCK ON MY HEAD XDDD
>NOOO NOT MY PRECIOUS SELF INSERT
I also didn't like how they made Monica into a total lunatic with her OCD, but it's worse with joey... at some point he's just mentally moronic
Tell her to frick off and go pursue her 1000 times hotter roommate.
Which is your sister?
B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D
I'm really not into incest, but come on, imagine your sister looked like that.
His Sister?
Hotter.
Hornier.
Cleaner.
Professional Cook.
Chandler really hit the jackpot.
>Hornier.
she didn't want to have sex on the balcony neither to have anal sex
she always gave the vibe that she doesn't like sex very much
on the other hand, Rachel liked foot play and didn't had problem banging her head on the wall of the bed while having sex
I'm not sure that's exactly true, Chandler and Monica say that they used to bang all the time when they first got together. It's that one episode where either Phoebe or Rachel gets a new boyfriend and Chandler and Monica are jealous of them because they are more passionate than them or whatever.
>not as good as you, she didn't eat my ass
By completely ignoring her, taking a beer out the fridge, telling your other friends that you’ll catch them later then passively staring at her hysterical eyes as you walk out the flat.
Give her nothing. Complete separation, unworthy of comment.
>Not as good as you
Would it work?
Nobody ever asks this question or thinks in these terms. It's an absurd construct that only exists in israeli sitcoms.
>How was she?
like a loose pornstar
>Was she good?
yes
>so tight it hurt and I think she bled a little, your loose one is much more comfortable
How the FRICK could you cheat on Rachel I can never understand.
Attractive women can be c**ts too lad
Rachel was never a c**t you fancier of well-endowed young men.
To be fair the Xerox girl was hotter
lol, no, not then, and not now
>this was considered hot in the 90s
lmao do gen-x'ers really
Says the morons that jerk off to trannies.
Guilty as charged, loud and proud.
(I'm a millenial btw)
I'm not attracted to her, Monica was way hotter
>I'm not attracted to her, Monica was way hotter
Same
He didn’t cheat though, she broke up with him.
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!
THEY
WERE ON
A
BREAK
Pitt literally did with Jolie. Now Anniston is a "born-again-virgin".
we all remember that one girl that sucked our dick a specific way or was a spinner
also he literally did nothing wrong, if you break up then it's free reign, I personally was fricking and sucking a different girl every night during a temporary break up
She felt like a cheap... copy. Kinda like she was... faxing it in.
>I don't remember anything, I was too drunk and she probably raped me but I'm not a woman so this excuse doesn't work
I'd pull up a picture of gigachad on my phone and show it to her while saying "yes"
A Friends thread? I guess there’s more women on this board than I expected.
>being so insecure in your masculinity that you can't enjoy Friends
It’s fricking lame. I’d rather watch Seinfeld
I don't enjoy Friends because there's nothing entertaining about it.
Better than you
I don’t even know. I wasn’t even there. I was lost in a fog. Thinking I lost the most important thing to me just took me for a loop. I just felt so much pain and I didn’t think I would be able to live and I needed a distraction. That’s all. It’s always been you Rach. Since forever. The only thing worse than my pain is knowing that I caused you pain. And I would do anything. To erase that. I love you.
>think your BF isnt good enough for you
>maybe think about finding a new one
>tell the BF that the relationship is "on hold" incase you dont find anybody better.
>get really fricking mad when the BF already has a new girl in less then a day while you are still looking.
All the friends at some point in the show told that ross was in the right too, except for maybe phoebe.
>>get really fricking mad when the BF already has a new girl in less then a day
See that's the problem, if you have a girl that fast you were already cheating, if only in your mind.
No and my dick is really, really itchy now. Look at all these red blotches, is this AIDS? *expose junk, start janking it*
Grow up. You just lost your GF.
Help me honey, I don’t know if her AIDS has broken my wiener and I can’t have your babies anymore *wank until you spunk over her clothes and defensive hands*
You're a virgin, aren't you
>lost your GF
*laughs at her encrusted in spunk and finally realising I don’t have AIDS nor do I give a shit about the relationship or her questions*
Imagine willingly watching this low iq pleb trash.
>If you want, you can watch next time.
I was thinking of you the whole time... NOT ahahah
>females constantly cheat and feel entitled to it
>get mad when men cheat once
I hate females so much it's unreal.
she enjoyed Alabama hotpockets so yes
She was unbelievable.
I love how Ross is this dork loser but thinks while he's on a break with prime Jen, he can hook up with another woman. Very believable.
>I don't know I took too much oxy
You accept whatever fate comes
"Yeah, she was alright."
i dont remember. i have so much sex its all just one big blur.
Just rape her like a rutting animal at this point