How would Breaking Bad have been different of Vic Mackey from The Shield was Walter White's brother in law instead of Hank Schrader?
How would Breaking Bad have been different of Vic Mackey from The Shield was Walter White's brother in law instead of Hank Schrader?
He would be working with the salamancas
The Salamancas would kill the whole Strike Team after Shane says something stupid to their face.
This. The strike team couldn't even properly take down Antwon, they'd be blown away to bits by the Slamancas.
You said Vince you didn’t say the whole strike team homosexual
>Vince
I know fricking homosexuals. Auto correct. I’m a shield fan
Pic related
Based, but why the need to show us your gun and xbox controller?
See
Shane I am still mad about you killing Lem, you deserved everything.
cope Lem was going to snitch he was just doing what he had to
>was going to snitch
literally wasn't
Awww grenade sandwich, my favorite!
next time DONT BURN THE FRICKING MONNNNNNNNEY YOU moron and dont make it obvious you're going to snitch and just go to mexico
Because that’s something Shane would do. He never thinks and I never think
>Shane goes undercover
>Arranges a meeting with Gus
>Mara finds the meth lab
How would she royally frick up everything.
She would tell Shane and Shane will tell the salamancas
>it's the armenians plot line all over again only instead of meme armenians it's meme mexicans
>tfw hungry like the wolf
Dutch would play to Walt's tremendous ego and have him jailed for life by the end of the first episode.
His name is Victor, moron.
>Victor Conrad Mickey
Wtf
Vic would join Walter, not rush to arrest him. The moment he hears about Heisenberg, he would try to make a deal with him and make money
Vic would've figured it out in Season 1 when there was equipment stolen from Walters classroom. He would've threatened him. Then he would've taken it personal that this was endangering his family by proxy, and 'played along' then set him up to get whacked in a staged robbery.
no Vic needs the autism bux, he would protect walter for a cut of the money and they would bond over their derpy kids. Also Vic would waste all the hispanics that get in Walter/Jesses way presumably.
>vic
>bond
What do you mean? He bonds with his daughter and the strike team, action jackson etc
>vic pretends he is a drug dealer when blue sky becomes popular
>walt unknowingly tries to deal with him
>is arrested
Vic becomes a go between between Walter and the cartel, making money on the side but ultimately playing both sides by informing to the feds and setting up a major takedown. some other stuff happens and Vic ends up with enemies on all sides. Could be kino. Also it's funny because the last season of the Shield is around when S1 of breaking bad came out and they rip off the whole cartel/meth storyline in season 7 lol
Too kino for this world unironically that could have been so sick that I would have basedfaced for 10 years, but Vic as Mike is even better
Vic would work with Walter in the beginning when he was a small time drug dealer. The moment he gets with Gus is when Vic cuts ties. He wants control and Gus is too big of a criminal for him to be involved with
>Vic breaking into Gus' house to murder him but Gus used his spider sense and is watching the strike team from an adjacent building.
Little did Gus know, Vic had already used his convincing nbrainwashing abilities to manipulate Mike's solid guys into turning liquid just as when Gus wasn't expecting them to, forcing Gus to cut a deal with Vic
Now Vic iscapable of being the guy. Gus would probably try to replace Mike with him, resulting in Vic playing both sides again. All about a nice juicy pay day and seeing scumbags behind bars
>All about a nice juicy pay day and seeing scumbags behind bars
>Vic tortures a number of smaller dealers who eventually lead him to Walt
>Vic extorts Walt and takes a cut of the operation
>Jesse gets sick of being extorted and makes up a plan to get Vic off their backs
>Vic kills Jesse
If the whole strike team is involved this process takes twice as long because Shane fricks up something with the Cartels and they need to solve that problem before they deal with the drugs.
>implying jesse and shane wouldnt kill each other in an extremely moronic (but poignant) scene
Many scenes with strike team members eating at Pollos Hermanos.
Also Gomie sucks off Tuco during a botched raid with no backup.
>Gomie sucks off Tuco during a botched raid with no backup.
kek
The thing is, if Vic was Walt’s brother, Walt wouldn’t need to sell drugs. Vic would just give Skylar and the kids a good portion of his illegal money for them to live off of when Walt’s gone
>Vic would just give Skylar and the kids a good portion of his illegal money for them to live off of when Walt’s gone
Just like when Elliot offered Walt charity...
Vic would also still have his moronic kids to take care of.
You are allowed to have a single superpower in the Vinceverse, maybe Vic's would be formidable money-gathering prowess.
Vic already has a superpower, he gets away with everything through sheer luck
>he gets away with everything
By manipulating and lying through his teeth, and even he can't avoid the consequences.
There should be a spinoff about Walt Jr and Vic's autistic kids having spergy adventures.
Vic has to share his drug money with the strike team and whip we don’t know how much they had, it would probably be a couple hundred thousand at most.
PREVIOUSLY ON BREAKING BAD
>aceveda is forced to suck down salamanca wiener
>can't blackmail them
>gets raped to death by tuco and lalo for fun
If Vic lived in Albuquerque instead of fricking LA he probably wouldn't be too much different from Hank morally, but he's way smarter than Hank so he'd figure Walt out quick
>im putting a team together
who backstabs who first?
beautiful bald manlets
>they’re 5’6”
They’re not short shut the frick up
Under 7' is manlet territory
>shane fricks up allying with gus
>vic and the strike team make a deal with gus to bring down the cartel
>vic saves shanes ass again
Would Vic and Saul get along?
No Vic would hate him and probably treat him like an informant
>Jesse, we have to SUCK IT!
Jesse wouldn't last past two episodes if he were in the Shieldverse.
After seeing this meme for so long I laughed my ass off when I finally watched it and realized even this is Vic's fault
How was it Vic's fault? Don't remember.
The circumstances which lead Assevader there and the gangbangers are there because Vic specifically tells their boss to send them there to get some hidden or something, he also assaults the guy who gets his dick sucked the day before by shoving a bong into his mouth presumably making him want revenge against cops and instilling an oral fixation.
Reminder they exist in the same universe because Walter mentions Farmington
>walter mentions Farmington
gonna need proof my guy
"TOO BAD ABOUT YOUR SON THO, TELL YOU WHAT? IF MY LITTLE TURNED OUT TO BE A moron I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO?"
Cerebral palsy dad and autism dad team up for big time crimes!
"YOU KNOW WHAT MAN? WITH ALL THAT MONEY, ALL THAT POWER AND THE END OF DAY, YOUR STILL JUST A KEK! WITH moron CRIPPLE SON!!!"
Who is the biggest c**t, Skyler or Assinvader's wife?