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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I seriously supposed to believe anyone idolizes Carol Danvers of all people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She’s fat. I’m sure she has low self esteem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn’t she?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's ugly and unlikable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And girls eat that shit up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. No one likes Brie or Captain Marvel.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Billion dollars

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fake sells.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s 2022

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Remember all those tickets they "donated" to groups to see the movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Charity

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fake sells.

                Why are you so inanely childish about this movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >why are people childish on Cinemaphile
                it comes with the territory

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and no sequel....funny how that works.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There will be a sequel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Marvel
                >removed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, chud. You are just sad and obsessed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You failed. Your life's legacy will be "the guy who spent his youth complaining about Brie Larson on an imageboard"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So it went from "there will be no sequel" to "character name removed"
                What level of cope is this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of cope is this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is not only a sequel, it's already finished filming
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marvels

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                except there is a sequel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Marvels?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only thanks to piggybacking on endgame. Watch the marvels flop like a fish.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even if it made 10 Billion you pathetic chuds would still call it a flop. You are completely divorced from reality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                troony cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Get out of your bubble, incel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          people probably doesnt know about her personality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        most people in-universe didn't even know Captain Marvel existed until very recently

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should it have been Black Widow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because unlike the comics she does not have a long history of being a hero. all she has are flashy powers that people don't know much about. jessica jones makes more sense as a role model and thats not good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all she has are flashy powers that people don't know much about
          Sounds like a good template for a teenage girl to project herself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most bizarre thing about this project
      Not only is she an unlikeable b***h in all her appearances she’s barely spent any time on Earth and nothing we’ve been shown indicates that people in Marlel know any different to us in this regard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gets her hand cut off very easily.
      No more powers.

      This, tbh. They just HAD to squeeze this in.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the third episode of the third season lol

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homlander would use her as a chair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex chair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind if she used me as a chair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sure he has some fricked up fantasies surrounding sand people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She'd end up humiliated in a grotesque and very israeli way

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't you watch the last episode: she'd lose the reality show finals to aquaman.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rapped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By who

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With her mouth around Deep

    I know nothing about this, whats her superpower?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's the walmart version of mr fantastic or plasticman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *Kwik-E-Mart

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would be some male supes wienersock in no time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one’s

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she'd get wienervored instantly

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Boys is just shock value bullshit for 13 yo edgy kids

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably fine, only men get it the worst of it. I feel like that wiener vore scene was written with a vegana in mind but changed because of misogyny.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would get raped (by me)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt mind reading a version where comic kamala replaces whatshername and joins the boys justice league. Just imagine that scene where Homelander and co make her do a blowbang. Then later maeve would run into in the restroom while she vomits cum. Instead of bonding, the queen will see the color of her skin and dislike her. Huey probably wouldnt get along with her either so Kamala will just have to deal with taking unlimited blowbangs and sobbing as management keeps making her costume smaller and smaller until she reluctantly agrees to the slingshot.

    Just imagine

    Imagine

    Imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Kamala skulking in the Park
      >Huey tells her to make like a tree
      >Runs into Butcher later on
      >He makes her suck Killer's knot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Butcher would just sic him on her like that old lady’s dog

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit lockjaw and terror would be pals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They can gangbang her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just imagine that scene where Homelander and co make her do a blowbang. Then later maeve would run into in the restroom while she vomits cum. Instead of bonding, the queen will see the color of her skin and dislike her.
      I prefer show Maeve sexually abusing her

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >19
    She'd be just fine. Nobody wants a walled roastie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone would have sex with her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already got the role. Method actor btw, so I have to keep the show going in and out of the set.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a Chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AND IT'D BE ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TWICE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not Thrice?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Her mom's friend b***hing about her daughter in Europe banging a white guy
    Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically in the Boys her parents are getting murdered by Stormfront or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What powers this token b***h had again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stretching. Though in this they went with constructs or something like Green Lantern.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We are changing her useless Stretching giant hands because uhm... GO WATCH HER MOVIE YOU ANTI-DIVERSITY RACIST BIGGOT.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you getting so weirdly mad?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He chose to read comics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because
          >They're easier to make look right on a TV budget
          >They now won't step on Mr Fantastic's toes when F4 comes out in the next couple of years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm confused what the complaint is supposed to be or why he's yelling.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wanna think about what The Deep would do to her in the first episode

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She'd get naked

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she a fan of Cpt. Marvel? She was on earth back in the 90's and then showed up for like 30 seconds during the Endgame battle. How the frick does she even know who that is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's explained in the intro that Ant-Man was on a podcast and talked about that battle. Captain Marvel probably appeared in some other manner too, not sure how she knows what she looks like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >captain marvel barely around in the 90s
    >shows up to fight thanos for 5 minutes and leaves
    >is somehow famous enough for this kid to care about her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all the avengers are celebrities in their world
      even hawkeye, basically anyone who helped fight thanos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hawkeye also did shit before thanos, most of the public shouldn't even know she exist, unless she was talked about

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fat arse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me on the seat, invisible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Poor Kanala

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch your show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine fricking that doggystyle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Must bury face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rape materia

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of The Boys, is the new episode(s?) airing at midnight? I vaguely recall them doing that in previous seasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think so actually

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she would be raped, somehow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow

      It's begging to be gropped.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just asking for it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How would she fare in The Boys

    I think she could have made it to the prostate without sneezing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hue

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shed embiggen her giant hand to fist brie during sex

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She embiggens my penis

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a chubby jailbait Paki girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Desi women are peak fertility

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she fricks white guys

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is this autism

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I knew she had big breasts, something about her positioning in the locker room scene looked designed to hide a chest

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most female actresses are extremely good looking, I don't know why directors insist on hiding their beauty. When those same actresses go at galas and events, they look amazing compared to what they look like on screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      booba

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice cans

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'd rape her almost asap for the sake of doing it and when she cries, no one would believe that a "Good" boy would do such a thing.

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