How would this turn out?

How would this turn out?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One Kryptonian would body all of the avengers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman killed that same Kryptonian with a handheld sticky grenade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Batman isn't an avenger :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he didn't. He got knocked out for a few seconds and then got right back up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And he was still a fresh baby Kryptonian. Every second that fight went on, the gap enlarged.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zod's utility belt is more expensive than batmans

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon every JL member nearby buffs Batman's damage by 150%

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you manage to read this

          Batman killed that same Kryptonian with a handheld sticky grenade

          but skipped over what really happened as stated here?

          No he didn't. He got knocked out for a few seconds and then got right back up.

          Are you retarded?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sticky
        It wasn’t though

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of the Avengers dead and Earth terraformed into a new Krypton. If any Earthlings are allowed to survive it is as slaves who kneel before Zod.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kryptonians need sunlight for their powers to work. Maybe if the Avengers use blanket the skies with nanomachines to block out the Sun, then they may have a chance against the Kryptonians.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kryptonians aren't reverse vampires. They don't immediately lose there powers when out of sunlight. Otherwise Superman would be powerless at night. Their bodies store the energy and it decreases slowly over time. Plenty of time for Kryptonians to kill the Avengers and deal with the cloud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even when they're fighting without powers and just using the scavenged power armour they're able to go toe to toe with Superman who's spent years soaking up yellow sunlight and supercharging himself.

        Zod, the finest bio-engineered and trained soldier of Krypton, couldn't even beat a hick with powers, Thor would rip his anus out and feed it to Faora through Car-Vex. He outsmarted death and fed her to the apocalypse ffs.

        [...]
        Honest answer? Terrible. Marvel vs DC is always shit. Avengers/JLA is dogshit. It wouldn't be satisfying to watch and it'd spend most of the runtime equivocating rather than settling anything. Then at the end Zod would die like the little bitch he is because Zod's a villain.

        Thor's a fucking joke, and Zod gave up after the terraformer was destroyed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zod, the finest bio-engineered and trained soldier of Krypton, couldn't even beat a hick with powers, Thor would rip his anus out and feed it to Faora through Car-Vex. He outsmarted death and fed her to the apocalypse ffs.

      https://i.imgur.com/ibhTvQU.png

      How would this turn out?

      Honest answer? Terrible. Marvel vs DC is always shit. Avengers/JLA is dogshit. It wouldn't be satisfying to watch and it'd spend most of the runtime equivocating rather than settling anything. Then at the end Zod would die like the little bitch he is because Zod's a villain.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super-speed paired with super strength and invulnerability is so overpowered that characters who have all these only lose to similarly powered characters or bad writing.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thor solos.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth's fucked unless Prof X assists.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth’s not gonna make it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did any of you recognize that second picture. it's from a superman movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's those space jockey guys from Alien, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never saw the movie but I saw the sexy kryptonian lady in that costume and she's my waifu.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've only ever seen Man of Steel like two times but based and same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The color palette is all grey, so it's a Snyder film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How new are you? Cinemaphile has been seething over Man of Steel for over ten years now. It's talked about more than any other capeshit film.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cap leads the charge and gets bodied, hard by Zod, folding him into a pretzel
    >Kryptonian spots Hawkeye at a distance trying to gain ground and immediately takes him out
    >Hulk smashing a bunch of Kryptonians and holding his own before another two find a weakpoint, then letting another two hold his limbs and tear him apart, or at least break his legs.
    >One spots Iron Man trying to call for drone backup or any other experimental weapons, sever his arm and twist his head off
    >Black Widow just raped to death by another set of Kryptonians
    >Thor puts in the most effort, manages to hold his own against multiple Kryptonians, but they're getting tired out. One finally tricks him into the vicinity of the Phantom Zone and activates it, taking himself and Thor in the process

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thor would put up the best fight but single Kryptonian takes him out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thor and Hulk are the only two that could do anything, Hulk from brute force and Thor because magic is a Kryptonian weakness, they would be getting obliterated by his lightning.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Thor because magic is a Kryptonian weakness
          Not how it works; it's not Pokemon rules where Magic makes them extra weak, it's more like if the Lightning is enchanted to burn any flesh, Kryptonian flesh would get burned the same way regular human flesh would.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, regular human flesh is extremely weak to lightning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hulk and Thor taking on multiple Kryptonians

      Lmao in your dreams. They both get blitzed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk and Thor are way too slow to actually be effective. I can see Thor dragging his fight out with some back and forth, but he's going to be barely hanging on the entire time. I can see Hull getting pounded, finally managing to grab a single one and ripping them in half in a single huge burst of rage, but accomplishing nothing else.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zod was seemingly only able to reach his final form because he saw Superman using his powers. I think without that the Avengers might have a chance but if he manages to figure himself out the Avengers are toast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. The Kyrptonians on there own would have the most trouble with Thor and Hulk. They kill the rest of the Avengers. Someone's armor would have to be cracked for him to be exposed to sunlight, then they blitz the rest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor and Hulk
        Both of them are so underpowered in the MCU it really wouldn't be much trouble. If we use the Smallville fight as an example, just one kryptonian would be able to clap the Avengers

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zod didn’t win a single fight in MOS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't really mean anything when he killed Kara in thousands of timelines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hulk hasn't won a single fight in the MCU lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He beat Abomination, Loki, and Fenrir.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in fairness, loki is a bitch.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the movie sucks, but the Kryptonians were so fucking cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only it wasn’t directed by Zack and written by a hack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then it'd be generic capeshit instead of capekino that is still talked about to this day even long after "good" cape movies like Endgame have faded from online discourse.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is still talked about to this day
          Because of how shit it was.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still whining about a decade old movie
            That says more about you than the film.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That says more about you than the film.
              It doesn't. Shit content always gets remembered for controversy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn no wonder girls don't talk to you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >talk about what you love
                >girl leaves you because it's not what she loves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is cope. Ghostbusters 2016 isn't talked about anymore. Neither is Catwoman or Eternals or Indiana Jones 5 or countless other bad movies.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck ms marvel already broke their powerscale and now they are making a team of them? pfft

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kryptonians invading Earth would probably be a big enough problem for Fury to page Carol.
    Unless Hawkeye gets kryptonite arrows, Black Widow gets kryptonite bullets, Cap gets a kryptonite shield, and Tony gets kryptonite armor, all of them are fucked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kryptonians are faster than bullets and arrows. They'd need to find a way to hold them in place for the Kryptonite weapons to be of any use.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thor and Iron Man survive blowing up a city in the next movie, while Superman almost died to a nuke, avengers would destroy the sword of rao LOL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ironman wasn't even in the city when it fell apart and the explosion was not greater than taking a nuke to the face. And Thor nearly dies to a star, the very thing that gives Superman his powers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thor's unenchanted axe tanks infinity gauntlet blasts.
        thor wins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The writers explicitly state that Thor caught Thanos off-guard with that attack. Had he been ready, he could have countered it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            let me restate that.
            a blast, from the strongest weapon in the universe, that would have deleted any other character from existence, even at low power, was cut through by an unenchanted axe.
            the writers said that out of cope for their inconsistent scaling.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the writers said that out of cope for their inconsistent scaling.
              NTA but when you, a random anon, places yourself over the creators then you lose all credibility and expose yourself as a moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >place yourself over the creators
                welcome to Cinemaphile retard. and yes, im a far better writer than the goyslop modern hollywood shits out.
                cry harder.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >im a far better writer
                Wow you're fucking retarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing to argue, you're just fucking retarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                says who? some fucking other retard on some retarded board on a retarded site?
                damn, consider me schooled!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Green something then if you're such a good writer. Put up or shut up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >unenchanted
              Why does it fly then? How did it heal Thor after the forge nearly killed him? Why is it sentient?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't fly, wtf are you talking about?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thor calls it to his hand all the time, you stupid cunt.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who's to say that isn't his own abilities?
                plus it's known that the enchantment is for wielding purposes.
                god you're fucking stupid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >who's to say that isn't his own abilities?
                He's not the god of hammers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thor doesn't fly by himself, you absolute casual! His enchanted weapons fly; he just holds on to them and psychically commands them where to fly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >writers specifically state axe wasn't enchanted.
                anything else?

                >who's to say that isn't his own abilities?
                He's not the god of hammers.

                >you have to be god of hammers to make hammers float
                so ironman is the god of energy based propulsion?

                >n-no one cares, homosexual.

                yeah, outside of your sperggery, no one cares, there's a reason why people only give a shit about the movies.
                comics suck ass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >writers specifically state axe wasn't enchanted.
                They were talking about the worthy enchantment that makes it so only Thor can wield it like Mjolnir, you fucking retard. Seriously, fuck off if you don't know what you're talking about because you are clearly a casual if you think Thor flies on his own.
                >inb4 nuh-uh
                Show me a single frame of Thor flying without Mjolnir or Stormbreaker in his hand. Protip: you can't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thor to Korg: when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Badly, Even if Thor and Hulk can scale up in terms of strength, Superspeed fucks them up royally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't flash fast, so their speed doesn't do much.
      unless each of them can punch star level, thor handles them with some resistance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Faora was moving at least as fast as Quicksilver on AoU

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and?
          what makes flash dangerous is his vibration capabilities, no kryptonian can phase through things.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they even need vibration to hit the Avengers hard?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not the avengers, just thor.
              he can tank a star point blank.
              unless base kryptonians with no training can punch star level (they can't), thor can take everything they throw at him.
              the only way around durability is with phasing through, like what flash/reverse flash can do, and stop someone's heart.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he can tank a star point blank.
                Lol MCU fags are so disingenuous. Thor nearly died to that half-dead neutron star before Stormbreaker saved his life. He didn't tank shit.

                PS nukes are hotter than stars and Superman survived that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >nukes are hotter than stars
                for like a split second, and it was a white dwarf he took, not just a regular star.
                >MCU fags are so disingenuous
                >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO ABIDE BY THE SHITTY COMNICS I DON'T READ!!!
                no one cares, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no one cares, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and it was a white dwarf he took
                So a dead star? Lmao do you really think that supports your argument?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they aren't flash fast,

        They're fast enough to hit Barry if Barry isn't careful as the Flash movie showed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally are flash fast

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can't even react to the insane BS that is the DCEU, this thread is dumb as hell. Almost like a spite thread. Everyone already said the kryptonians last thread. Fuck off OP.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Faora solos while the rest of the Kryptonians max and relax. Scene ends with Faora holding up Odinson's severed head so he can watch the terraforming beam destroy Avengers Tower.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're no better than the simp for that one bitch in elden ring

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. homosexual on a phone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          project harder

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Kryptonians rape. No one on the Avengers can handle their speed.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Marvels shitty comic writers stay away from DC? One of their left over hacks is destroying the current Batman run.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who fucking cares?
    *yawn*
    I'm so fucking sick of this fate of the world shit.
    the daily fucking news is fate of the world shit.
    enough fucking avengers fighting the fucking saiyans for the right to shit down the other's necks.

    Enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice sperg out homosexual
      >yawn
      i implore you to blow your fucking brains out.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much do Snydershills get payed to be bots for that occult piece of shit running a psyop?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >schizo post complaining about snyderfags for the millionth time like a bot
      The irony.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth is giga fucked.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thor and Hulk can hold it?Thor powers in the movies veries according to the writter/director the most.He would destroy the world engine with his powers at least.Hulks is complicated...considering how much of a pussy he become after getting BTFO by Thanos i can see the same if he fights someone like Zod at first.But if get beaten by Faora and the other dude at first like Supes in the movie maybe Hulks get angry anough?

    Dont worry tough,Fury would call Captain Marvel when the Avengers all die soo she saves the day lol

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