How would Thor do in DC?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor is already in DC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single member of the Justice League could beat him, don't believe the lies DChildren will tell you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I meant like how would he do in terms of interactions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Silver age thor would get along really well with superman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Flash would speed force the heart out of Thor's chest before he could even find his hammer.

        Wally would solo him. No effort required.

        >MUH SPEEDFORCE
        >MUH WALLY WEST
        Here are the DChildren I warned you about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not even attempting to give a reason for why he wouldn't
          >Just b***hing about "DChildren"
          Literal autism.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            To even think Wally has a chance is autism incarnate, I will waste no breath attempting to convince fools.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me how Thor beats Wally or Superman or else you're just pure copeposting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                With his hammer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                COPE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                " If a wise man has an argument with a fool, the fool only rages and laughs, and there is no quiet." Proverbs 29:9

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what sites everyone using to make these

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fall e mini. But idk how to use it without traffic interference

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks fren. Been wondering all week

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I just found out earlier today
                Let me know if you find a way to get around the traffic jam

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone can beat anyone in capeshit. There is no consistency. You are just being a seething that can't accept it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flash would speed force the heart out of Thor's chest before he could even find his hammer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wally would solo him. No effort required.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well to be fair, Superman, the most powerful Justice League member is incapable of destroying a planet while Thor is easily capable of destroying a planet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet another reason to hate on Bendis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any member of the Justice League from the Gardner Fox years (1960-1968) would solo. Yes that includes Batman and Green Arrow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for proving my point.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You told me Superman was too overpowered though. Which one is it homosexual?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder Woman could beat him in bed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying he wouldn’t break her into his b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss company wars. DCs in such a bad state that it feels like bullying a moronic child right now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just know DC is creatively bankrupted when they are reduced to doing another Crisis event.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So sad

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor would do well in DC. Classic Thor is a friendly guy that gets along with most and loves getting into a fight or drinking with comrades.

    He would fill the same niche as Captain Marvel while having a bit more to do with the god real of things. Probably have a much closer rivalry with Apokolips and really hate the idea of a New God stepping foot on Earth. He might be Earth's guardian against them.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor would be another Shazam/WW tier hero that hangs with the JLA on occasion.

    What would be really fun is if the rest of his cast comes along with him. Loki, Enchantress, Hela, Kurse, all make for great JLA villains. Odin getting into more tiffs with DC's Greek gods would be fun. Even the rock trolls and Mangog would work out pretty well for some stories. Ego and Stranger too. Odin and Darkseid being rivals could work out too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What would be really fun is if the rest of his cast comes along with him. Loki, Enchantress, Hela, Kurse, all make for great JLA villains

      Yes! Loki meeting Mr. Mxyzptlk and Amora meeting June Moon are such obvious ideas I can't believe they were never utilized in the various DC/Marvel crossovers.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't all the Fourth World stuff originally planned by Kirby to be a Thor arc?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wondy's just a chunk here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does Thor like them heavy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unworthy Thor would probably frick her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would Wondy consent?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chunky Wondy? Probably, can’t imagine she gets many calls like that

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor could be the original Superman, in that he was the Earth's mightiest defender for centuries before Kal came along and he teamed up with heroes of the past several times.

    Teamed up with Black Adam and defended Egypt
    Defeated Vandal Savage several times in the past
    Helped various kings of Atlantis even before it sank
    Fought with Etrigan a few times too
    Been on teams with a few incarnations of Hawkman.
    Stopped Mordru a few times

    and is still hanging around to help out the Legion of Superheroes sometimes in the future.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old King Thor in Future State?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thor was kind of an butthole what he was young though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even better
        Viking Thor starting shit with everyone

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Superman worthy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The enchantment was explicitly turned off when he used it, he was incapable of lifting it when it was turned back on.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are those fricking faces?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As professional jobbers, Thor would get on particularly well with Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter.
    When he's written well, Superman is an incredibly easygoing and good friend to have.
    Thor would probably enjoy the fairly consistent camaraderie the Justice League often shares, in contrast with how the Avengers are typically left being kinda shitty to each other for the sake of drama.

    Batman is the biggest hurdle, taking exception to not only Thor but also his entourage (a guy who can see everywhere, the threats of the other realms). Loki might even take particular interest in Bats and try to recruit/manipulate him. No doubt though that Thor and Bats end up earning each other's respect as what is probably the central focus of the story.

    The spice of this story could come from Thor and Wonder Woman courting each other, as royalty, gods, and their powersets focusing on their magical weapons. There doesn't even have to be a reason it doesn't work, they could be really good for each other, but Thor must return to a world that needs him and Wonder Woman must remain for a world that needs her. A bit of tragedy that suits their heroic myth aesthetics.

    Cool be cool.

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