How would (You) defeat Freddy?

How would (You) defeat Freddy?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd get him to watch a modern film like Indiana Jones 5 and he'll want to kill himself

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke a lot of weed so I don't have any dreams.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That didn't work out for the kid in Freddy Vs Jason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weed
      I think you meant meth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then you stop for a few days and have the most vivids dreams in your life.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did the First Omen thread go?

    Anyway....

    Apparently it completely pisses on the original Omen film.

    The woman was bred to give birth to the anti-christ to bring people back to the Church.
    She has sex with a jackal
    Becomes pregnant in the blink on an eye, and had twins (boy/girl)
    She escapes at the end with the girl.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't defeat him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what nobody did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just misunderstood

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is pretty good idea.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He only exist when people know about him right? Maybe convince him that he could become more well known/actually liked if he made people happy I their dreams. Kinda like a fricked up version of Monsters Inc where they find out laughter makes more power than scaring kids.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently wearing cheap 3D glasses and dreaming you have guns and know martial arts is enough.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teach him what gooning is. Then he'll have no time for killing.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    smoke meth

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cannon answer is you literally just don't believe in him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That didn't work out for the girl who got roached in part 4 and others who didn't give s frick about Freddy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough. guess you gotta get all your friends to not believe in him as well. the point is his power comes from his notoriety

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          does it? freddy's powers (and weaknesses) just get constantly get retconned in each film

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fair enough. guess you gotta get all your friends to not believe in him as well. the point is his power comes from his notoriety

        >best kill in the series
        For Freddygays, u guys are just plumb dumb. You're referring to Part 4. When Kristen dies, Alice absorbed her powers. The main power being that Kristen could pull other people into her dreams, per Part 3.

        So it was Alice who subconsciously got her non-believer friend pulled into the nightmare world and killed. Which ironically, benefitted Alice because she got her super strength and used it to defeat Freddy. Had her friend not died, Freddy would have probably won.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone always dream they were at home or in their neighbourhood?
    I hardly ever dream about where I live or the surrounding area.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dreams always put me in some weird locale that I'm also aware is directly next to my childhood home with my back to it.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try to befriend him, he's a funny guy

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    With a fricking shotgun

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't defeat Freddy, but you can survive encounters with him.....if you're willing to do certain things.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why exactly did Freddy turn into a giant snake here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the sort of thing than happens in nightmares

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks like she's in heaven, not a nightmare.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prop guys thought it'd be fun
      same for every slasher film death

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    with lots and lots of cum

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    meth. easy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnnnnnnnng

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just dream about being in middle school. He'd be too distracted to come after me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure genius

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already usually die or am dead in my dreams, so what's the point for him to kill me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He harvests your soul and you get trapped in his gross burnt body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably not good. Have you tried talking to somebody about what's bothering you?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call in the big guns.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aloe. I'd give him some aloe and ask about his cool glove. No one ever tries being helpful.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be good at lucid dreaming and just control your dreams harder than he does
    Every time I have a spooky dream I literally just fight back and win it's not hard people come on

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become a master lucid dreamer really fricking fast. I've done it several times before so I just need to train, really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be tough to do with Freddy trying to kill you
      do any of the kids ever defeat him by controlling their own dreams against his influence?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Dream Warriors, yeah. They're the first to get killed in the sequel, though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because they fought him alone, because Kristen was too busy hanging with her new popular friends to care. Typical high school bullshit, I'm guilty of it myself.

          In fact, that plotline should have been the whole movie, not just the first 20 minutes.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would ask if he wanted to hang out in dreams and maybe kill people I didn't like for my personal gain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there was a comic where someone idolizes Freddy and tries to team up with him to kill people.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only real answer is the pills or whatever the frick Springwood was on. The idea of him is like a virus, so the less people know about him, the better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >massacre every kid and teenager in town to kill Freddy for good
      >get hunted down by parents and burned horrifically, die
      >become the new Freddy
      It's a horror series, you can never kill the monster for good.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing, it's not about defeating but rather surviving him. Unless you're the dream master he's already won and if you take the comics as canon, not even being dream master helps you. Only way to win is to not play the game in the first place.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let him chase you in your dreams
    >survive the first encounter like every protagonist
    >move to south america and make him kill himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks he's the protagonist

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a suit of armor. Claw can't penetrate steel beams

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You regularly find yourself wearing full plate in your dreams?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit in his glove. you really think that burnt Black person would want to stick his hand into a poopy glove?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it would bother him too much

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dream that he takes the place of Kevin Nash in the sweltering summer of '92

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little does Freddy know, I think he's a little b***h. I have over 300 confirmed kills of ghosts, monsters and demons in my dream/nightmare world. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on eldritch hellholes and saved countless planets. I am trained in all manners of anime combat styles and I'm the top god and demon slayer in all of dream universe. Freddy is nothing to be but another target. I will wipe him the frick out with the precision never seen in dream universe, mark my fricking words. He thinks he can get away with starting shit in my dreams? Think again, fricker.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just start playing some Dokken, brother.
    Freddy's scared of Dokken.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you've been living in a dream worlf neo

    Could Freddy beat agent smith?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >step 1: lock the door
    >step 2: get a crucifix
    >step 3: stay up late
    >step 4: never sleep again

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1v1 him in my dream world. Little did he know that he was the prey all along.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would simply look him right in the eye and tell him he is not real, robbing him of his power.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd simply cut your dick off

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rip him out of the dream but instead of killing him I just restrain him then call the cops (who are likely well aware of Krueger and his antics by that point). He can’t respawn in the dream world if he isn’t able to die in the first place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one. Pulling him out of the dream world is the key to victory. But if you kill Freddy irl, he just goes back to the dream world.

      Putting him in prison, might buy you some time, but eventually Freddy would die of old age and the nightmare killings would start again.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently with Mirrors and poems.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    suck his dick

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd summon The Dream Warriors in my sleep

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oooooh, what a rush!!!

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dream of JigC so Freddy ends up in a trap

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not try to kill him. I would just have sex with all the handsome boys.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summon Jason, since apparently Jason can beat Freddy for no good reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down. The fight was pretty even. But Jason is too much of a badass motherfricker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freddy was literally seconds away from victory, and it was only because one of the girls stabbed him from behind that Jason managed to win.

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