How would you describe the actress of this movie? What comes to your mind?
How would you describe the actress of this movie? What comes to your mind?
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Black Anya Taylor Joy
please never say something like that about my wife again
your mongoloid wife has fetal alcohol syndrome
Anya is prettier and less disgusting
(Just FYI, this is a test because I want to see if that Bulbasaur thing is true)
Just type moron dumbass
My career would be on the line if I did such a thing
Sonic movies do absolutely none of these by the way
True, which is why I approve of them, recommended them for my brother's kids and took my own to see them. But to be honest I kind of tuned out halfway through the first one and didn't personally watch the second. But they're completely fine and inoffensive and I respect that they responded to negative reaction to Sonic's appearance and fixed it. I'm just personally too old is all.
>inb4 some autist says there's race mixing
It's WMBF so It's based.
Based, spread this shit on twitter so the NPCs can start catching on
me reading this graph
Thought Chuds were against virtue sugnaling. Also lmao at feeling your sexualité is threatened by fucking MARIO THE PLUMBER of all things. Do you cry tears of rage when Mario shrink down when he touch a Koopa? Like you think it's a penis size joke?
There are a couple of good point here and there in the chart but that is so undermined by incels virtue signaling, it's shit anon. You make me cringe
It's more like the titular character is shown to be a moron in his own movie that has to be saved by the princess (that he usually saves), just to subvert expectations.
You still feel threatened by Mario. That's on par with "little white cuck ball". You incels will never get laid and will die alone, I could probably make a whiny self pity chart like this one but im not a shit nerd so
I don't understand what you mean by "threatened." I just clarified what the shitty internet infograph was stating. It's not my fault you have a shallow interpretation of it.
> but im not a shit nerd so
Well you're unsuccessfully shitposting on a Ugandan basket weaving forum, so you kind of are.
I'm not a cryptonazi like a majority of chanrats are. That automatically make me better than your lot of mass shootings incels
what romance? the new star wars are totally asexual.
>This same anon will go on reddit crying about racism when black little mermaid bombs
how fragile are you, you're more of a whiny bitch than they are
>HURR UR JUST LIKE THEM IF YOU DONT ALWAYS FUNNEL SLOPAGANDA INTO YOUR THROAT!!!!!!!!
>he has to spend his valuable time creating an image showing how he definitely isn't assblasted and how he's not going to watch certain things instead of just turning off the tv and moving on with his life
lady doth protest too much
It's not for himself obviously
You posted like a dozen times whining about this graph so it definitely hit the mark.
>made you look, I won
LOL insecure tiny dick fag
People laugh at you, neckbeard
LMAO still seething 2 hours later, what a loser you are. Go outside holy shit
I guarantee you that in the Mario movie the princess will ultimately be captured, and Mario will have to rescue her.
The thing is they don't need your money. The "go woke go broke" statement fails to understand that these productions are bankrolled by investment firms like Blackrock. You just have to put morons and gays into your content and get guaranteed returns without relying on audiences at all.
>No one is actually consuming the product
>No one is watching the awards shows
>No one is reading the articles
You can only prop up a failing industry for so long without any real customers. Do the giant investment firms have billions? Sure. But even a small hole can sink a yacht eventually.
>You can only prop up a failing industry for so long
The idea is to normalize this kind of content and people will eventually "Like" it.
>Do the giant investment firms have billions?
I understand what the idea is, but it's failing. When I say it's for no one, I literally mean it. Black people hate this shit because it's a white story with obvious pandering race swapping a character. The stereotypical "SJW/woke" crowd don't watch mainstream shit. It's an obvious turnoff to people that would normally watch something like this.
Total yes, but I doubt they're pumping those numbers into the entertainment industry. They've got to buy up all the houses and apartment complexes so they can raise rent 300%.
>but it's failing
You may be right in the long term, but I hear this for over a decade now. These firms and the people behind them are clearly hellbent on spending unreasonable amounts of time and money on this.
>but it's failing
you literally have no proof of this whatsoever and ample proof that they're going even harder.
this is massive cope and you know it.
>Black people hate this shit because it's a white story with obvious pandering race swapping a character.
Nah. My black(female) coworker was talking about how excited she is to see it because or "muh representation". Blackies love it.
>people will eventually "Like" it.
It's having the opposite effect. All of this shit is failing. Let me put this in perspective anon, I remember being like 8 and playing Maximum Carnage. That was the first place I saw Cloak & Dagger, I remember well into my 20's not giving a shit that it was a white girl and a black guy. I just thought it was cool how they contrasted. Then they started shoving that pairing into every movie, show, advertisement, endlessly that specific combination every fucking where. By the time they made a Cloak & Dagger tv show (which you probably haven't heard of because no one watched it lol) I specifically avoided it because now it felt like propaganda. And that's what's happening to these big brands. Before it was diminishing returns, then one flop a year. Now everything they put out flops. Like, this image. Every time it pops up someone responds pretending they thought everything on the left was a hit. It always follows the same cope train. "I thought that was a hit though. Oh, so it flopped? ...Well it wasn't woke then. How was it woke? That's not woke! That doesn't count! ...IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL!" the final cope is always "It doesn't matter because ESG pays them anyway." But ESG is literally LOSING trillions of dollars.
Fury Road wasn't a success?
Every single fucking thread.
No, Fury Road lost money. No, it was overtly stated to be a feminist film. No, it doesn't matter the feminists in it failed, they're still literally destroying the patriarchy, Max is still a side character, the point of the movie was still to introduce Furiosa. They still portray males as disposable and have garbage lines like "who killed the world? Men!" No, it doesn't matter you disagree with the writer, director and stars.
The game is about jiggle physics on giant bouncing tits. All the actresses in the movie are flat.
does anyone remember anything about fury road besides the bait meme, witness me and the guy with the flamethrower guitar
I get what your saying. But fury road was good. At least visually. And if anything it showed how dumb women were and if weren't for max they'd all be dead. He's the one who kept them alive and thought of what to do next. The women kept going off emotion and not having a viable plan.
Remove Fury Road from that picture, it was huge success. DOA too, it was made before woke.
My blade argument. When it came out nobody said "hmmmm why is he black?" It was wow that vampire movie was fucking cool. Basically the studios use race, gender and sexuality as a way to deflect when they put out a shit movie. Like girl busters, oceans women edition, little black mermaid ect. Like our shit movie or you are (insert buzzword) they've done this so many times now people can see a turd coming
Is there any objective evidence showing RoP as a failure? Looks like Amazon is pretty happy with its performance.
>The "go woke go broke" statement fails to understand that these productions are bankrolled by investment firms like Blackrock.
Who's gonna tell him? Okay, I'll tell him.
-All the ESG shit is failing miserably.
-Blackrock loses four to six trillion a year.
-Vanguard was one of the investment firms backing ESG and respresented a third of the market, they just announced they're not backing ESG anymore.
-All their money-laundering schemes are imploding. Sam Bankman-Fried was one, the Silicone Valley Bank another, virtually every bank virtue-signaling is going under. Just SVB collapsing has basically spelled doom for every game journo site in San Francisco.
All the woke companies are downsizing. ALL OF THEM. Disney just laid of 7k people, Amazon, Warner Bros, Apple, Facebook, Netflix, Google, we're talking hundreds of thousands of people lol.
>The money based economy based around money and fucking over each other for money is falling
Don't get me excited anon
They WON'T stop.... They will literally not stop .....
They are not stopping. This woke garbage.
So what's the end goal?
The end goal is the end of you. You can't reason with, or find reason for, the hubris of the indoctrinated groupthink.
Examples of modern media that doesn't get filtered by this?
Top Gun: Maverick
learn 日本語 and find out.
>implying this is about money
also I don’t really mind that small titted lara croft, it’s just a small titted actress but I would definately raep so its all good
This tbh, except for the part about breast reduction, plankies are cute, and the part about Mileena, making her look like she could violently devour me with that maw just makes me harder.
Not everything is wrong in this Pic (although fuck him, I like the so called San Francisco haircut) but this is formulated in such a whiny, entitled, self absorbed way I want to shove OP face in his locker room
Second to last is definitely true
holy shit, i kneel
give em the good news
This. And it's very easy nowadays to identify woke garbage because they are so blatant about it in the trailers.
Saved and reposted. It's time to wake up.
The problem is accusing movies ofdoing this when they dont. This hapoens very often in tv
B TO THE A TO THE SED
what is the psychobabble under Mileena even trying to say?
You know the final act will be him rescuing Peach. The games have "emasculated" him since the beginning
Fat fetishist, you are part of the problem. You are shilling body positivity practically for free.
The correct option.
Already did all of these things (and more), because that's just called having some fucking common sense.
Trigger discipline doesn't feel necessary here. And I know someone would be autistic about it if she had her fingers on the triggers and those someones ruin everything.
Damn, she fine.
>I will never purchase media
I don't know what you are fishing for (heh) but I would say "vulgar"
Why would a girl who's spent her entire life underwater have a high amount of melanin???
same reason one who has spent her whole life underground does
There wouldn't be even half the outrage if the black bitch wasn't ugly as fuck.
She's got a scarred up forehead like a boat propeller hit her
Nah, I'd still be annoyed they made an iconic redhead a niggress. Don't care how "not ugly" she is.
This. Okay, fine you want to make her black for woke points whatever. But you go and get the goofiest looking one. I've seen sexier black women at my local Walmart. It's all so disappointing. And when it bombs because even normies don't want to see this they'll blame white men, trump, republicans ect.
Extremely dumb looking
The fish from shark tale
Apart from the unsightly mole, I think she's weird-cute, like Anyyyalmao before bogging.
will smith fish live action
A diversity side character in the little mermaid.
Forced af is what I think
Her agents need to be fired. She might even be talented, but she could've been introduced with an actual interesting character. Instead she'll be blamed for the woke blackwashing garbage that is this "movie".
>How would you describe the actress of this movie?
Ugly as sin. If you have to cast a neggres why not an actual attractive one?
>If you have to cast a neggres
Funny that they didn't have to
>didn't have to
They need that sweet, sweet ESG money
Casting directors are all middle aged women and they have a burning hatred for attractive young girls.
imagine the succ
Bargain bin Anya Taylor Joy
jokes on you
I like Brittany Venti
Same. Her oddly looking self is sexy also helps she has nice cans.
i wouldnt hit on her if she was my coworker at mcdonalds on night shift
you've made a shittread and haven't supported mine
so I do not support you or care about you
and I think your thread is stupid and is aimed at dull people and doesn't deserve attention
Miscast for the reason we know. Hans Anderson Little Mermaid can probably be played by a black woman but in the context of playing Ariel as in "the main character based on the book from the 1989 animated movie adaptation by Disney" it should have been a white redhead. But it doesn't matter since it's all about outrage marketing nowaday
So when this flops, who are they going to blame? All the live actions have done pretty bad or worse, and just adding a black Ariel for the hell of it won't make it do any better. You can't really blame men for not wanting to see a live action Disney movie, and families don't take their kids to see the live action ones either.
A movie made for no one, watched by no one, and with the added raceswap for no one. And no money laundering theories, it's fucking Disney.
I don't care, politics doesn't rule my life.
You mean Seaman Demon.
She's repulsive to look at. I like black girls as much as the next guy so it's not even about that. She's just not good looking
This. My dick is colorblind and non political. But in saying that they cast a goofy looking girl for this even if she was white shed be a miscast.
What's to say that hasn't been said before?
>Live action remake
>Nobody watches it
>Drones deflect and call everyone das racist
>Still nobody watches it
>Disney never learn and make up the loss selling original Disney Princess lunchboxes
>Disney makes another live action remake but this time Megara is chinese
>Megara is chinese
They won't, she'll be black black black black
It's shitty, monomaniacal diversity because it's made by Americans for Americans and it's only concerned about blacks. Other minorities will have to wait in lines for the moment
Seems weird to pander exclusively to the demographic with the lowest purchasing power.
It's only two either bots or mentally ill chuds throwing a fit in this thread. Most rational normal people correctly laugh at and point out what a joke this movie is. Only proud redditors and single.mothere are excited for this movie.
Nah, Disney loves to turn every pretty female into a black person of some variety. Fairy God mother. Tinkerbell. Ariel. That chick in 101 Dalmatians. If the character is getting race-swaped, it's gonna be a jogger.
Don’t care that’s she’s black. The trailer is giving the impression that’s she’s a terrible actress however. Some or a lot of that might be due to all the cgi shit flung around and the bad reaction timing to nonexistent characters and props.
At this point I actually believe they're going out of their way to pick not only black people, but odd looking people.
if you think they aren't casting against attraction you have been asleep for the last 15 years or whenever stranger things started. Yes, the idea is to make people go "oh wow she has a big scar and mole like me" instead of "oh wow she's pretty i wish i was". If you don't think that's the way movies should be made well, you're going to have to make your own because the kind of people who make movies now, think like that
Actual fish face, which is kind of a perfect casting.
Intentionally ugly, untalented and is going to be the worst actress of the movie. She's guaranteed to win 9 Oscars next year.
Haha! Bitch's mom had sex with a Deep One in Innsmouth probably
that mole is disgustingly distracting
Blatantly anti white gnomish agitprop.
That one anime girl with an entire plane runway between her eyes. From Dr.Stone I think
Her eyes look like they're trying to run away from each other.
I would describe her as "an actor in a live-action Disney movie"
In other words, "invisible to me"
She basically looks like a black anya taylor joy
proving the incels are just racist
What's up with this projection, just go to tinder on a brothel
They just HAVE to put the ugliest muds they can find into everything
>What comes to your mind?
Looks like a Black Brittany Venti
>1.1 million dislikes
I’m meant to believe 1.1m people are all racist incels? In actuality, they probably make up around 1/4 of that number, if that.
It's those damn chuds incels!!!! Not normal people saying "why did you make her black for no reason that doesn't make sense?" Nope everyone is a damn dirty racist
Cool it down with the racism and misogyny, this is a blue board. Hiro is struggling enough with finding advertisers as it is
many actors, directors and comedians are talking about the number of dislikes under the Little Mermaid trailers. You can view them using the Google Chrome extension. Josh Gad, who many may remember from Jobs: Empire of Seduction and Pixels, said he was horrified by the number of broken and pathetic racists who care about Ariel's skin color. It seemed to him that they had already entered a bright future, but it turned out that there was still so much to do.
Apparently they all have the browser extension? What chuds.
Its more important that Disney sees stats on their own video - its the most viewed trailer. but also the most disliked, thats why they are seething and trying to shame the public
RoP all over again. Famous people will post themselves wear “Ariel is black, get over it” shirts on social media to shame the public into watching it. Asia doesn’t like to be told what to do though and when it’s an international flop, they cope will be heaping.
>Thought it looked bad and I don't understand why they made her black for no reason and her dad is Mexican now
>Shrug my shoulders and say I'm good I won't watch this
And that's that. Didn't feel the need to go on a anti racist seething fit, don't need to wear a shirt declaring my feelings for a shit movie. Just said not for me and won't have anything to do with it. I'm not a racist because I didn't consume new Disney thing, I just said not for me and went about my day.
black people can't swim errrrbody knowns. tahts why it has dislikes.
ariel would drown and roll credits in the first 30 seconds
yeah she cant swim so filming it was a nightmare
why tf do you care about the nth adaptation of the little mermaid being played by someone black? The original came out over 30 years ago. Let an attack helicopter play the lead role for all I care.
Can this fat retard stop shoving is two cents in every last facet of society when NO ONE ASKED?
I work with a dude who has the same phenotype. He's a giant fat retard who no one likes kek.
Same. One of my ex coworkers. Obese, bald, neckbeard, avid lover of Disney wars (they're just as good as the originals if not better) proud stepdad to a single mom/coke fiend. Had premature twins he named Bruce and Clark aka batman/superman.
Mind the gap.
Looks like it will be a smash success of black underwater excellence.
It’ll flop hard in Asia. Like a uh, fish out of water you could say? Kek
>Birds of Prey
>Rings of Power
When is it going to get through to them that shame-on-you marketing isn’t landing with the general public?
they think they are on the right side of history and dont personally lose any money
>When is it going to get through to them that shame-on-you marketing isn’t landing with the general public?
the investors like ~~*blackrock*~~ have near unlimited funds, and plan on doing it until it works
it wont go away
Anyone remember how just 15 or so years ago, people made original content and prioritized talent over diversity? Or am I just too old and haggard?
This. They create the message cast as many gays, chuds and blacks as they can and then make the plot revolve around that and when normal people say hey this wasn't good, they use the gay diverse cast as a shield. OH YOU DIDNT LIKE IT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS BLACK AND GAY!! No I didn't like it because it wasn't good.
>What comes to your mind
>posting the fake one
BECAUSE IM A FISH... IM A WEIRDO.... I DON'T BELONG HERE...
Looks like a fish with those eyes
That said I don't give a fuck, would have preferred they spend a billion dollars so I could watch a redhead with a tight pale tummy undulate in the waves but whatever. It's not that kind of world. In this one that redhead is getting BLACKED.
i wont talk shit about black beauty because i want black dudes to let go of white ladies.
I'd sexo Halle any time of the day but she simply doesn't fit the role of Ariel, a character that's already part of the universal zeitgeist, which is why she seems out of place in that role. Why not simply create a new mermaid character? Hollywood (and its leftist cabal) cares so much about "underrepresented groups" that instead of creating original stories where characters have their own backstories unique to their non-white whatever, they simply raceswap white characters.
>it's well known black people don't know how to swim
>she's now trying to promote the movie with the usual racism antics
All this takes you out of the fantasy world.
Sorry for the ant pic
Her face just looks wrong. I'm not attracted to black people in general but there are way more with a better looking face.
I'm currently watching a documentary about someone travelling through Africa and you see women on every fucking street that look better than this.
How many producer cocks did she have to suck I wonder.
My dick is colorblind. But yeah I agree, I work with a sexier black woman than her. Every now and again she comes in with her hair straightened and I get turned but other times she comes in with an afro or dreads and I'm like meh.
I also don't really find tanned people that attractive, a little bit is ok though. It's just that the face is so fucked from here, I actually can't fathom how anyone can find that attractive.
Maybe it's a thing with different cultures and "beauty" standards like in Thailand most women that Europeans find attractive are pretty ugly in Thai standards.
If your hot your hot. I could care less what color you are. It's one thing porn has taught me. I only watch JOI videos and goddamn there are some sexy latinas, Asians, blacks ect.
She's sexy, but man that face.
She should have been cast as flounder
Reminder that everytime hollywood reads ginger they read moron, it was all a mistake caused by dyslexia
the mole on her head
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that world
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world
Why are you guys so obsessed with this stuff?
Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are populated predominantly by manchildren
What does this mean?
What is depicted on the right?
facial feminization surgery. specifically brow shaving.
Built for BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation).
she's like a fish out of wakanda
Other than the skin tone, the actress looks like Ariel to me. She had a petite build and big doe eyes.
I think she’s better casted as Ariel than Emma Watson was casted as Belle. It was like they only casted Emma Watson as Belle because she played Hermione who is supposed to be smart and reads a lot of books. That’s the only think the two characters had in common. Physically, Emma looked nothing like Belle, she just looked like Justin Beiber in drag.
I always felt an actress like Anne Hathaway (when she was younger) would have made a better Belle. Emma Watson just looked like a 12 year old who felt she was smarter than everyone else. She didn’t come off as a smart, beautiful, kind yet headstrong woman that Belle is supposed to be.
I always felt Emmy Rossum would’ve been perfect as Belle
>I think she’s better casted as Ariel than Emma Watson was casted as Belle
Lol. Lmao. Both are shit, but any black mermaid is not THE Little Mermaid. Shit casting is shit casting.
YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S A SLOTH MERMAID?
Nautical looking Black.
>blackie in the water
>it can't surface
>because it can't swim
She has the body of a fucking porn star face of a fish
Ugly race bait
Ugly. Pure and simple.
Perfect casting. She has eyes on the opposite sides of her head just like a fish.