How would you film this in an Oscar bait fashion? Cece throwing a plant based nugget?
How would you film this in an Oscar bait fashion? Cece throwing a plant based nugget?
How would you film this in an Oscar bait fashion? Cece throwing a plant based nugget?
Just cast some homosexual like brad pitt as the husband
Tell the story from the perspective of the oil tank.
real celebrity couple "performance of a lifetime"
I'd make the wife a israeli woman working to stop the oil industry from destroying our planet.
And i'd cast Chaz Bono as Chris Watts (pre-diet) and Eliott page as Chris after diet. Also, one of the girls would be black.
At least it’s a case where the mistress was clearly hotter.
>hotter
You must be a virgin. “Hotter” has nothing to do with it. I’d take a 6/10 that fricks like a semen demon over a 9/10 with some lame ass pussy any day of the week.
This. Shananan was the type of women to turn average men prison gay.
This. This also further explains why Jenna is better than Emily. Emily is a star fish in bed and doesn’t do anything fun where as Jenna is the type to let you stick it in her ass and spit in your mouth
what's an ass pussy?
Race swap Shanann to be black, retcon her into a successful business woman, have chris just be naturally violent and scummy. Then half way through the movie, after the murders, switch to the neighbors frantically trying to find out what happened to their beloved Shanann.
I'd rename Shanann Banann
>netflix doc leaving out the most important part
you can't reallt tell their story without mentioning the MLM scams they were part of.
>mlm scams
quick run down?
google "shannan watts + mlm"
Someone please the anal stories. thanks
>Cece throwing a plant based nugget?
Frick me. I just realized they weren't even real chicken nuggies.
Those b***hes deserved what they got!
They dipped that shit in ketchup too
Where did the nuggets meme came from? Was this something discussed in court and not on the documentary? Like Nicole googling how to prep herself for anal?
>documentary
I hate how anons keep referring to the Netflix cash in as a "documentary". There wasn't even a fricking narrator! They just posted news bites and home videos and the normies ate it up like it was the next "Tiger King".
But yes, in that Netflix trash, it does show his two daughters throwing ketchup covered chicken nuggies at the dads face as the mom laughed and filmed.
That gets all the credit for his mental break. But I think it was actually the "Egg Incident". There was a contraption build to catapult raw eggs into the Dad's face. Again the wife filmed, but she kept making them redo the takes, several times, until it looked natural.
It was whipped cream
Look up nut gate and dieter gate
The people in this documentary felt oddly familiar, minus the murder part
>no real sense of fashion or culture
>very generic looking house/neighborhood
>well-paying pseudo-blue collar job
Is there a term for these sorts of people?
It perfectly encapsulates the average American consumer. The target clothing, the cardboard mcmansions and the Ikea furniture.
Normalgays
You're not gonna like hearing this but thank fricking god his MLM moron wife is dead. Eat my ass moralgays, Chris Watts is a hero.
Nobody is disputing this. However, people do not find murdering your children for a turbo-slit, even giving full access to her brown O’ring, to be palatable.
Make Chris' kids trans and mixed race.
what about this dude is still alluring? it is one of the funniest true crime stories I guess
>frick one married guy
>get to be known as the anal bawd prostitute for all eternity
>nothing you do will ever publicly match getting fricked in the ass by Chris Watts, serial killer
Kek, what a fitting punishment
Women like serial killers though, so she's probably a celebrity that women pretend to hate.
I seriously doubt she enjoys knowing deep down her most significant contribution to the world whether she likes it or not is getting assfricked by a notorious family annihilator.
Nah, she's definitely proud that her ass made a man kill his family.
“Pussy worth killing for.” Has it tatted on her inner thigh.
Watts, serial killer
He isn't a serial killer, he's a family annihilator with a stinky poop weiner.
>He isn't a serial killer
Correct, it was self defense. Chicken nuggets can take your eye out.
she let him do the anal in the ass
Ass Drunk
Ass Drunk off of Poop Dick
Why stick your dick in where poopoo is deivered? It's don't make sense
Was his wife, the mother of his children, really that annoying to kill her over some bawd who watches blacked porn?
She was insufferable. Not worth killing her over, but definitely divorce.
He killed her because of financial constraints. Separation would’ve ruined him. Not her of course since it never negatively impacts the woman, all the debt she’d accrued working for a scam company would’ve been deferred to him via court judgment. He’d have wound up paying for everything.
Yes
The children oiled....the ass of the mistress...stinky...
probably consult mike adriano first
he looks miserable in every single facebook video he's in
How many times do you think you'll feel the need to create this same depressing thread anon? I stay off /misc/ for a reason, do (you) really the extra attention?
True crime is on topic frick off
just go in a different thread
WAAAH why must you post on MY board? The internet posts are making ME depressed. How could you do this to ME?
Gooskino when?
anyone have pics of his mistress wearing the leggings