Get a good first step on the first ball, thrust myself forward on the second ball, jumping over the third ball and getting enough of a footing on the fourth to make it to the platform.
This is the way. Obstacle courses are not regular human problems, they do not take regular human solutions. Just fricking imagine you're Mario and bing bing wahoo your way through that shit
Rhythm. There would be no pausing so it would have to be achieved in confident, flowing actions. Probably try to land the leading foot on the top of each ball and pivot/ thrust to the next jump.
I would just jump in the water and swim as fast as I could to the next part because there was no penalty for falling off the balls and it's virtually impossible for anyone regardless of fitness to get across without falling anyways. The best strategy to preserve time and energy is to just ignore them and hop in anyways.
>I fly now
i would run across those big red inflated balls, the same way that man in the image is doing.
But he falls shortly after this image...
not my problem.
he is frozen in time for eternity, he cannot fail but he cannot succeed
Woah
Loved this show as a kid
I had the game for the Xbox 360 Kinect back in the day. If anyone remembers that.
Move fastly
Get a good first step on the first ball, thrust myself forward on the second ball, jumping over the third ball and getting enough of a footing on the fourth to make it to the platform.
I remember the set for this show being like 5 minutes from my house and people were always getting in trouble for sneaking in
I would do what no one else did, listen.
Do they even air this anymore?
constantly. there are also seasonal variations of it
pretty sure there's a version right now with John Cena hosting
>John Cena
Blegh
I'll just keep watching repeats on Pluto TV, I guess
Just not lose my balance, duh.
Didnt someone die doing this obstacle?
A dude had a heart attack when he hit the cold water and died yes
Teleport
easy
stab and deflate each baloon as i land on it then stab the producer who is yelling at me
Literally the only good thread in Cinemaphile
I just go on the grass of course.
put the hot chick on the opposite platform as motivation
Jump with both feet and keep bouncing.
This is the way. Obstacle courses are not regular human problems, they do not take regular human solutions. Just fricking imagine you're Mario and bing bing wahoo your way through that shit
>that near slip at 10 seconds
kino
>The background noise when he pops the champagne
Kek
Hammond!
Thanks Anon for the nostalgia trip back to the financial crisis of 2008.
>Comfy Wipeout thread
Thanks, op
Any chance this show gets revived due to the writers strike?
takeshi's castle got a revival of some kind
Isn't ninja warrior the same as total wipeout?
In that they are both obstscle course shows, but Wipeout is played more for laughs rather than portrayed as a feat of athleticism.
Get past the first 3, 360, then walk away
original ninja warrior is the superior show.
You didn't watch Wipeout to see who made it, though
You just run. Just run and keep running
I miss these programs
you jump as slowly as possible and hug the ball. absorb the shock, get up do it again
Very carefully
marioing that shit
>jumping with both feet together from one mushroom to the next
I'd just show my eleven year old sister porn and buy her a vibrator.
Rhythm. There would be no pausing so it would have to be achieved in confident, flowing actions. Probably try to land the leading foot on the top of each ball and pivot/ thrust to the next jump.
>not posting the goat
kek why are they talking so much shit
get right is a legend, i would expect swedes to have enough competitive video game autism to respect it
>Big Balls
>not Log Drop
This is now an MXC thread
Right you are, Ken.
I would just jump in the water and swim as fast as I could to the next part because there was no penalty for falling off the balls and it's virtually impossible for anyone regardless of fitness to get across without falling anyways. The best strategy to preserve time and energy is to just ignore them and hop in anyways.