death by freak germ accident. killed by a nasal infection from a pocket tissue. probably elaines
he used to work in construction when he was young and right before he started doing standup. boots have also been a style in nyc forever, including timbs
those look like hiking boots. its NYC and they walk a lot there so maybe they help in that department in keeping feet feeling decent after walking all day
He ate too much cereal. He didn’t get diabetes or anything, he took the last box of Raisin Bran Crunch just as a cereal-obsessed serial killer dubbed the cereal killer was about to reach for it, making him a target.
Pulls his back out helping Kramer move a piece of furniture. Goes to the ER but because he's mean to the nurse he gets put in the back of the line. Fades away in the waiting room. His last words are refusing to apologize to the nurse. At his funeral Kramer mentions he never fully got the furniture moved after Jerry went to the ER and tries to rope George into it.
>Sequel series announced >Titled "Jerry" >It's a dramatic deconstruction of the character >He dies in the first episode and is greeted by a biblically accurate angel >Stop laughing, it's not funny
why would a standup comedian wear work boots?
I don't know, why would a standup comedian wear work boots!
those are cheap hiking boots
might get a 6mo of use on a worksite before those treads are gone
why would a standup comedian in New York city wear hiking boots?
death by freak germ accident. killed by a nasal infection from a pocket tissue. probably elaines
he used to work in construction when he was young and right before he started doing standup. boots have also been a style in nyc forever, including timbs
>why would a black person wear work boots (timbs)?
>how do you hide a Black person's welfare check?
hide it under his work boots
its pretty common for new yorkers to wear timbs
those look like hiking boots. its NYC and they walk a lot there so maybe they help in that department in keeping feet feeling decent after walking all day
Hammers
Blacks.
Hammers.
jerry get hologram
Kramer builds a time machine and sends Jerry to WWII Germany. Shenanigans ensue.
9/11
Hamas
He gets killed by predator hunters for grooming teenage girls.
He ate too much cereal. He didn’t get diabetes or anything, he took the last box of Raisin Bran Crunch just as a cereal-obsessed serial killer dubbed the cereal killer was about to reach for it, making him a target.
killed by ipad
kramer accidentally drops a crt on him as he’s out moving his car.
Pulls his back out helping Kramer move a piece of furniture. Goes to the ER but because he's mean to the nurse he gets put in the back of the line. Fades away in the waiting room. His last words are refusing to apologize to the nurse. At his funeral Kramer mentions he never fully got the furniture moved after Jerry went to the ER and tries to rope George into it.
Sudden “medical event” definitely not attributed to experimental gene therapy Jerry was forced to take in order to keep his job
Something to do with Nike shoes, a Porsche 911, and Jerry screaming out "Help me, superman!"
Newman
Converting to Catholicism and he gets sepsis from tainted holy water
OD's on the george wood
he get hit by a green rock
>Sequel series announced
>Titled "Jerry"
>It's a dramatic deconstruction of the character
>He dies in the first episode and is greeted by a biblically accurate angel
>Stop laughing, it's not funny
>HE'S A מַלְאָך
>HE'S A מַלְאָך
>CAST HIS ASS OUT HE'S A מַלְאָך
an insane pro Palestinian karen rushes him while he's on stage and guts him